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MONITOR a Keswick Wed DRINK NIKITAS NIFTY VODKA Had Star Edition Wednesday January 28 600 Rubles Backed by secret CHRYSLER organization UNCOVER PLOT TO SELL CAPITALIST CARS Canadian brothers announce plan to be first to infiltrate USSR MOSCOW Reports of a to infiltrate litis agents are flooding offices of top officials Complete details of the planning and procedure of the plot have goal of the rcmims a quarried secret The plot was made public when two brothers named and in the Town of Aurora Ontario Canada announced their intention to visit country by Canadian automotive liccti made public hut the ultimate said they would do Ibis winning a contest sponsored by an organization called Chrysler It eh sources here say hat Chrysler appe be business of massproducing automobiles The same sources are quick to warn however that this I Hint he and his to be front for tucked forward the things The plot cent the selling of mai and Plymouth a on said he visiting seeing y Chrysler Car dealers confirm their early exploits iiinoeent corporation other operation SALES STAFF VIEW CALLED BRAINWASH EVIDENCE Hidden photographer surprises and Itruce at secret training centre in Sharon Ontario Conditioning is part of their master plan for trip to Russia equipment for their training has been supplied by Chrysler by the lawton they can never believe Ihe cars could sell Tor I LENINGRAD AIR DROP TARGET streets of this city arc Leningrad as the host jammed with singing the populace erupted ii laughing and cheering here arc shock throngs as word of the by the reaction which brothers visit made folkhen spreads Mild of the Price tags shock carmakers here Plymouth A sl Belvedere stock No 5828 door sedan with a at or a 1970 Dusler 340 slack No V894 fully equipped and with aleislup and the price I down It one for the the official was had officials Devious dealers claim servicing part of scheme salesman predicted Superbird used for publicity Capitalist propaganda i available for alV AURORA A widespread and convincing campaign has citizens of this town and others like it across flocking lo their local Chrysler and Plymouth dealers Ihe campaign which is the product of a decadent western mind tries lo convince people there are enough automobiles for everyone in the country OUR AGENTS ASTOUNDED BY OPENNESS OF SPY PLOT Not only arc the people but they arc to stretch their Many of of of they would even Incredible 5year 50ooomile warranty linked to plot Lawton MOSCOW A note his been he reports of this warranty are widespread It is felt even Lawtons have gone loo of complete breakdown brother Russian visit story Reports that on Lawtons art wiling This pledge surely goes too cany a wan inly have know led Soviets agog No amount of fantasy is Canadians are expected refuse the the mandate they seek when they seemed to have offered so much for so little that no one will ever take il seriously this journalistic probably does not exist The likely answer is it was made from paper by the mother of the brothers construction impossible very few in existence brought a sharp denial from Eric He said having their in captivity would in no way endanger the species Maos thoughts row of secretly lending its support for to Russia le said that Moscow desperately wanted thriftily and that their at the possibility of different colored the more of the Timeconsuming traffic jams prevented confirmation of their story that other CliryslerIly month dealers The breaking all They seem