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breathalyzer FOUR BEERS FOR SCIENCE By DAVID HASKELL Editor of The Era NEWMARKET I drank four of purely i ICO mind yon anil blow Into DPI Era Editor Dave Haskell blows Into the broathalyzor under the The Eras breathalyzer of Constable Frank Clarke The scientific gadget is expect- this est better after four beers than after two to make drivers more wary of driving photos As we share with you in the joys of the Christmas season wed like to express our thoughts and our thanks to every friend and neighbor Our thoughts are warm with hearty wishes for a holiday brimful of excitement and enchantment And our thanks are most sincere for your steadfast patronage and good will We always appreciate the privilege of serving you LESSOR MOTORS NEWMARKET LIMITED Authorized dealer for CADILLAC ACADIAN VAUXHALL CMC TRUCKS The showed the exact ami proved to me that the machine Is It also showed the breathalyzer of police officers observation whether Starting this Pec- comber it became com- for person to take a breathalyzer test if required to do so by a policeman Prior to this month a person could refuse to take the test and if charged with im- paired driving only the officers testimony as to his physical condition appearance and of alcohol in my blood fallible excellent conohoiiiiing Safe drinking guide and it still showed per The Oak Ridges Other I part- Aurora North a Whitchurch would the breathalyzer if had an impaired driving They would cith er bring the suspect down to the detachment office or have him Mow into a plas- the and using the has I into the hag seconds after my reading was made court take a breathalyzer test if requested and if you dont I there are severe penalties The compulsory test was brought in because law enforcement officials felt that it would cut the ac cident and death toll as it has done in the and in some states of the US where it is mandatory The test not only proves that you are im paired by alcohol to drive other hour before having a fourth bottle ho will be l at the same level If he waits another hour before J having the fifth bottle he will still be at the same I could be charged But and this is a big but a human expels Li A h- but our eyes closed and I your head back as you can for or 30 topple backwards or for it is not likely thit any court in the land would convict you if the alcohol blood content was under 03 per cent the point at which the law says you are impaired My particular test started last Tuesday about went to the Com pass Restaurant and ate a lunch consisting of beef- barley soup a bacon ome lette with mashed turnips and toast I drank a large of milk and ate a dish Standing closed and try to touch your nose with each fore finger If you miss the tip and hit an eye cheek or them into your mouth from his of of a pint a beer from his system each So I could drsnk more than three beers and not be impaired because my system is expelling the alcohol at the rate of of a pint each hour For the rest I two of beer ov er a period of slightly un der an hour but didnt blow into the breathalyzer arty two hours after wonder because I said the equivalent of beers would constitute impair ment for a person of my pounds Wei The relatively I vitally to my lung for of vanilla I then repaired to the York Curling Club and started to drink my first bottle of beer at I ordinarily dont drink until the sun is over the yardarm some say I carry a moveable and on top of the re cent fairsized meal it took me until I to to finish my first bottle As I was halfway through Const Frank Clarke arrived with his breathalyzer Const Clarke is a breathalyzer expert at the Yandon detachment of the OPP He graduated from a and has course and turning right heel to toe for another few feet If you totter too much or keel over when you make the turn Reaching down and picking up some coins from the floor If you bite of started my first pint ely long of time I took in drinking the four allowed the body to expel most of the alcohol So there you are drink and drive get some thing in your stomach and drink slowly ft also helps to expelled througa my drinking an a earing the hind leg equivalent of pints of nance if beer This left of a pint play in my system at the time thing if I took the breathalyzer Because tut much success with this test Const and this is after two bot tles of beer that I swayed a little on the first test I hit couple of Cms Clarke ad I performed the well enough and that he would not have collid ing charges against me He said that alter the test he would not have bothered to hen I started my t finished that and as quick as of a lambs tail but in the Clarke through the physio dif ference you drink liquor nth mix or not it no difference wheth er you drink rye scotch or gin the all the Also the more you neigh the more you can paired A chart accompany ing this article shows jot drink I finished Anil the best way to do that is to drink a little when you drive Or the breatha lyzer will gel you if dont watch out