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Member ud A Serving Newmuket and the of North York year of as I M of Second Class Mail Post Office Department Editor George Haskell Sports Editor Heart Throbs Humor Passing Glances By W A Gamble by Andrew UNCONQUERABLE EGG We freely limitations good sculptor may even with a cert which has that he i for close to 100 years 1 the storms of lost my temper and kicked aids the stove After all there whether he clutches must be a way to crack an right hand or the egg successfully left the resolute confidence with grim determination with which he the I grabbed another egg and skillet all these things struck As of the viously a mans persoi behind his idiosyncrasies en evaluated VS1 and busine In world affairs 1 and business lite of hasnt a extraneous side the point The through the This attempt I hastiness quite be hasty but Newmarket Era 1 THE EDITORIAL PAGE THURSDAY THE DAY OF SEPTEMBER NINETEEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY and international Jni outlook it voices its opinions i In rural districts it tells us what is going on In its so ciety columns it tells of tht BOOM BOOM BLAH their How to make the beat use of the talents and time of the peoples a shot was fired but there lay assembled together in Par- the bodies of Canadian soldiers in the was the little task assigned a dust at LeopoldvMe in the Congo their few weeks ago to me as the Speaker and ha conquerors pinning the Canadians to the a special committee on procedure As a with rifle butts An indignant beginning four experimental changes Mr demanded an apology unanimously recommended by us will be of from Mr Lumumba who said that here- tried out next session We shall continue after his soldiers would act with dignity then with and restraint i many fields of sport its with a voice of thun have to offer and this and the truck- j Theor h be quite admitting that he what pointed thumbs they crashed through shell with hardly any When I had changed my would have slacks and mopped up the floor I tried once more This time I remembered about the thumbs and was with the fleshy parti The egg however was ex tremely cold having been in the fridge for a couple of almost got it except d the whole darned the wrong down into the I leaving one empty lengthwisi we really other one in the skillet everybody whoever cracked can get I the cold truth be Inclined to odd time that realize I think the next eg faulty shell for II my hand even before out of the fridge It It suddenly occurred to that perhaps I was approach ing this eggcracking bust- haps was cracking them wrong way round I decided to crack one review of the whole handbill pine All My wife We wonder how our Canadians felt as they rose from the bloody dust from under the boots of their black aggressors And the Canadians as a small segment of UN troops called to the Congo to pre serve peace and order were armed with only their ability to both French and English According to despatches they have nothing in the way of modern We wish Mr success in his little task What he will do with the elected peoples representatives who have no talents but plenty of time well only time will tell ARE WE MICE OR MEN display as it concerned Of all without tin- but chant who substitutes true may be standing own light As far as this community You is concerned we have stated St and still believe friends for the the doorway she pleaded for Just dribbles been frying i fillet ad it truly believe forget to big a they bo Mint a that busy thoroughfare theres fridge to it tempt would have qualified me for The Good House- in keeping Seal got It as far as the happy let and except for a few other nen that down the Were it hen is just a hens in the put it side of the honestly results handbill that i Main St St There hundreds of municipal Get the Mall id that welcome e Eagle and Sis reply ilia Drive and r both What do TALKY TALKIES said this before but we are equipment for Communications the going to say it again We think the liquor they are assigned in this turbulent part the province are crazy and the questionable of Africa regulations governing its sale and con- tip Canada has spent over 20 billion sumption in this county worse than most However I we said billion not million on so- What do the citizens of Y County here and h National Defence Some 120000 Do they want stringent controls j Canadians are in uniform supported by they prefer a more liberal legis- Department if National Defense regarding the question of a drink it has civilians yet w havent even modern On the surface it would seem that j communication equipment for 600 signal- strict control is the order of the day But when the UN calls upon us for help beneath this veneer of Victorian prudish- newspaper We are even worse off in the air and our j blatant disregard for existing force in Europe will be in a regulations a disregard often practised bad way if Mr K decides to make a play with complete equanimity by leading Flit Of for West Berlin in the near future citizens Were getting fed up with a UIU We trust there is atill time for com- hypocritical twofaced attitude which overhaul of our thinking and acting i any man to get stiff illegally one r A J PA A in this world of recurring crises Ottawa night and then roundly condemn his J I lias no national policy The Li- tipplers the next with a selfrighteous think we should have a highly indignation mobile modern force capable of quelling armed violence anywhere in the world make thfi ha of when called upon by United Nations for on Wnrf police action Meanwhile our frail sup- the laws of libel forbid them Well have to some sort of decision soon one 5f way or another Either we drink out in the open legally and most of us like the this fat occasional snort or alternatively we get rid of the completely It has been Parliament recently concluded a 146- proved that the latter course is day session which filled pages of It was tried before remember Hansard the official paper which records Therefore In order to everybodys and a the daily doings in the House Copies conscience why dont we have more sen- of Hansard arrive at this writers desk liquor laws rear 16 and at the offices of every newspaper What sort of a person is it who will publisher in Canada A search through drink himself under the table yet when will the 6420 pages to find the name of the t comes to a vote allows himself to be local representative leaves every publish- beaten at the polls by a minority group or with the exception of those whose For the sake of our temperance friends MP is a minister or one of the few vocal we will admit that liquor may he members of the Opposition still looking able stuff hut we are not arguing the In vain moral issues of fire and brimstone here The backbencher of the Conservative Our contention is that before we tackle Party has been a nonentity in the those we have already the established same parliament All of the speaking and practice of large scale deceit and tlie t0 there was plenty came from the Tory against the laws of our land This front benches from a few Liberals and we insist is far more insidious than the three So the backbench Con- personal struggle a man may have with phone MP having a bad time at himself home trying to tell how he put in his If as it has been suggested people time at Ottawa and what was make and keep laws for their own pro- by his government with its over- lection by the same token surely if whelming majority enough people break the law then is it proven All in all the local member spends not a bad law about six months of the year in Ottawa general sport to habitually break the His pay is 8000 plus a Laxfree petty details of the local liquor laws wo expense account and handouts like pass- suggest they be hurriedly changed so on the CNR and TCA Something has that the mockery of judicial law to be done and Michener the by association may be halted Since hardworking brilliant indefatigable so many take a pleasure in a drink we Speaker of the House has written his are wondering just how we can have constituents a letter which reads in part ignored for so long a situation that makes follows of us all Assoc- thought frying that I I in position felt that I would die hungry built for crack- few fragments of I Maybe Im rhaps I have the iperament for it thing I do know dont know breaking mans who psychological a philosophical character scrambled egg by nature a mi fairly even the skillet in but somehow there little in one Maybe I fail know the thing thatll still there and one day an egg It it kilts m trying Ive tried and failed and It makes me mad as hell But Ill fry that egg before I die If someone cracks the Today A Warning For Tomorrow The greatest COLONEL J K complications In Prepara- much good could 1 years of tor with growing quite obviously school or university preparation is of vital divided tinderstrength appearance f militia units something they sen increase the effectiveness of qualify the militia One such move training would be for business and Some industry generally to give that this lively small active and re ably to the wellbeing of the be interested training s change of stairway from of building to west has given bright airy holidays when it both education fields Compulsory military ally than the logical insur for ultimate advocate idard of Centennial Year to have bet fitness is in handling Ontario Education laws Conservation A Warning