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March Mr Walker will have an Important sale slock Implements North l Of I Mel By months edit sale at one oclock sharp Kavanagti auctioneer w Personal Guarantee Ml Skis Sufferers J PATTERSON Newmarket staged various leading to the sensational final of ninth Inning crippled Villi thin Manager In despair puts on Joel Parker In the hope that he may make a pinch hit bring in he man on third and tie the The audience is on tiptoe In breathless suspense with two strikes and two balls when Joel catches the entreating eye or his little and to delight of the entire Follows a see with the triumph from the field That evening a tho final ball he tells the surround circle of Ihe little girl deserves all to credit and In conclusion makes he happy by telling her the thing- arid probably a i two youthful lover I I will finish It here Friday night was a good clean game and fast hoc key considering condition of Murray like fury the whole way defence put up a grand game Thorns and Bond meeting their men with the body and rushing In grand style bad session la first period but kicked through with an air light game all rest of the way got three of Bruce Trlvelt while ho did not break the score column was right on the job and Is a good strong sub For the Hooper was tho big noise This lad weighs around plays leff wing Is fast and has a wicked shot He scored goals for the Hill Chapham at left defence was another hard man McDonald MIHliitMY all Doyle handled the game to the satisfaction of both teams Friday nights game here should draw a big house The Hill have arranged for private oars and are Trivett Parkins Goal McDonald centre foDonald wings Hooper Campbell A number friends and neighbors gathered at ho home of Mr and Mrs Otters on Tuesday evening en joying themselves to the utmost Mr and Mrs Orscr and family iented with a reading lamp accompanied by the following address Doar Friends We your friends and opportunity of showing you our esteem and regard fov your many acts of generosity and kindness as neighbours during yoars you have spent ndfui of interest you have in our school and church and the un tiring way you have laboured for both You will be greatly miss ed in our community but we feel that what is our loss will be others gain We ask you lo carry to your new home the and good wishes of all your many friends That groat living taken sir in the act of boiling an aged Methodist a slow fire The clergyman was horri fied Then convert him hi cried- Oh my friend why dont you convert him Convert ho repeated Do you think thai the public would pay ten cents a head to see a Christian their hearts for you mall hours of the morning good wishes for Mrs Orsers prosperity Mr and will reside on St near Holland THE WISER A half artisan got a King Street car and sat down beside a west end clergyman who Is known for his iminaeulateness In dress As the car lurched along throw the inebriate against Ihe ie to thno to the dis gust At last ho arose preferring his neighbor As the passed through car he asked rather tartly Do you allow drunken men In the man with the faro box who was an Irishman In a stage whisper an he any the wiser POOR KITTY I had just built a big barn One day as he was Bolting off for town he told his two sons to cut a small hole In one of the sides so that the cat could get in or out at will boys hole just beside the big barn door but when the farmer returned and saw it ha was displeased Why cant I depend on you boys to do a single thing right he ex claimed angrily Dont you know that hole is In Ihe wrong Why asked boys The farmer fairly snorted Leaping from the buggy he seised the fit It covered the Now where Is your 1 he shouted How In the name soqso can tho cat gat Into the A has been Invented which runs by its own The ants of South America have been known to a Ihrcemilo tunnel If Yoy to go lo the try on Pleasure or Business Mil Up B L PHONES Lot make you In a COVERED OH AUTO A BOVD Prop Might It on phono Promptly We Are To Meet You HalfW Dont put off the purchase of a New Edison for money reasons Though we are not an instalment house we are ready to meet you half way We are glad to arrange payments to suit your convenience EDISON THE PHONOGRAPH WITH A SOUL The art of the New Edison is much too important to you to Mr Edison and to ourselves to allow money matters to interfere with your en joyment of it Come in and tell us what is on your mind about terms J Newmarket OF