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of herring fry covered ground at in when a largo number of ugs were found oyer a field after heavy rain at when herrings found in largo quantities In a field half from the teach In nil said lliolfiiiili it has not up qui to have token off from tho price Over tbo left threepence too No doubt of it but our neighbours you know on left not manufac ture you know Very likely but I dont to bo thick when I get homo Really Most extraordinary iBitaa dangerous in New York on these and try something else Certainly I and tho Englishman to infinite of tho American called a clerk with a whisk broom and di rected him to switch off any dust he could find while he proceeded to show some right at it however you try the light of this window No I dont mean that said the American I haven got tbo stam Tub talent of succeed Is nothing mora doing whit yon can do well and doing you do without thought of I nothing- Mother but upon authority nor report may whoa liberal has rnado for exaggeration tho remainder plained by well understood Stray winds Honing from or up fish out of a whirlwind tending them thither all inlclligihl rat shower in Norway was ordinary one thousands of rats tal their annual excursion from tho hilly to lowlands when a whirlwind whisked them up and deposited thorn in a field soma distance doubtless much to astonishment of tho rats that down showers of blood of terrc marvel and have disappeared Not that saw such shower actually fall hut red spots occasionally been seer walls and stones much to tho populai may tbo naturalist people of Hague two centuries ago that these red spots were connected of insect life but they would not him and insisted that tho spots wore real blood and portentous of evil times to tho j Jiavo do inofiacp lit Is obscured and disappears tho last beat- Ha n CoioanTa- of Chester recently registrar to inter InfantJinn ill Marin Matilda Sophia Juliana Cinderella Audition fa a fierce and unconquerable that bears rider onward n high to preferment but oftentimes a fall that he rarely ever recovers sweetest word In our 1b love greatest word In our is mako tbe I perform another thing on the ground nearest to heaven circumstances tho most stimulants to mental expansion and the early frowns of- fortune best security for her Sudden Fright A Lady Insane 111 says of sudden or violent fright in our neighboring town of Abingdon Monday last which should a sad mill impreyive warning to all who arc partial to indulging in practical jokes It seems from what wo can learn that a party of boys disguised by hideous and grotesque garments called at the idencoof an estimable lady Mrs Geo Marshall in that place They entered at tbe back door and succeeded in frightening an infant almost into con vulsions Mrs hearing tho horrified screams of her child immediately hasten ed to its assistance to shield and protect it from harm harrying to her she suddenly encountered the masked fig ures and fell fainting to floor She was shortly afterward found by her friends and proper remedits were at once admin istered but her revival only witnessed the horrible fact that that she was insane Up to this writing we say that no lucid intervals have and the woman a happy wife and a proud mother is now a raving manioc bereft of reason and cowering in fright This affair has a deep feel in Abingdon and Mr Marshall has the sympathy of the Tub great object of society la refreshmei of This fa not to bo obtained by or by cankerous habit of fipenking ilnst others but by a bright easy in change of Ideas on subjects which their lightest and most playful aspects worthy to engage thoughts of men two most precious things on this grave our reputation and our life it is to be lamented that tho con temptible whisker may deprive us of the one the weakest weapon of the other- A wis therefore will anxious to a fair name than to possess it and tbi will leach him go to live as not to bo afraid by something every day it is better than nothing I infinitely better running in debt penny a week earn a dollar a day try fairly tho ex- let them Better they should than Bay you do not pay your them wonder If they will why playhouse y e billing and A Assortment of A L CONCERTINAS AND A000RDE0NS In excellent Variety and very Cheap and TOYS Stationery School Books cj JU8T RECEIVED AT VABIETy Hotel THE COURIER OFFICE S3 Hoop Rod Bar AND EVER DESCRIPTION OP HEAVY AN HARDWARE near tub railroad station fltovo The Prices of good will be found mow to the public than other February 3rd 1809 WATSON Newmarket Out WOOLLEN NEWMARKET NELSON CORHAM OF Cloths of Every Description THE BEST YET J J HODGE A COOKING OF THAT THE HALL AND BEDROOM STOVES Commerce Prance exports wine brandies silks fancy articles furniture jewelry clocks and watches paper perfumery and fancy goods generally Italy exports corn oil flax wines es sences dyestuffs fine marble engravings mosaics and salt Prussia exports linens woolens zinc articles of iron copper and brass indigo wax hams musical instruments tobacco wine and porccluin Germany exports wool woollen goods linens rugs corn timber iron lead tin flax hemp wine wax tallow and cattle Austria exports minerals raw and man silk thread glass wax tar nut gall wine honey and mathematical in England exports cottons woolens glass hardware earthenware cutlery iron me- talio wares salt coal watches tin silks and linens Russia exports tallow flax hemp flour Spain exports wine brandy oil fresh and dried fruits quicksilver sulphur salt cork saflron anchovies and woolens China exports tea rhubard musk ginger borax zinc silks cassia filigree work ivory ware lacquered ware and porcelain Turkey exports coffee opium silk drugs gums dried fruits tobacco wines camels hair carpets shawls and jalap fuslio wood pimento drugs end dyestuffs Brazil hides dried meats tallow gold diamonds other stones gums mahogany India rubber West Indies exports sugar molasses rum tobacco cigars mahogany dye wood fruits and preserves wax nil spices Switzerland exports cattle cheese but ter dried Iruit linen silks which has brought so dirt household realize the situation keenly struck with sincere sorrow for the re- It of their reckless thoughtlessness This is but another warning in an already dreary catalogue against practi cal joking and its inevitable results and list it will bo remembered for some to come in that locality at least All right thinking people it to be hoped will discourage any amusement which has for its object the mortification or fright of the victim whom it is inflicted and darkened home is tbe latest realization of this fantastic mummery and Dont be afraid ing by your girls and never punish them for indulging in it but thank Heaven who endowed them so largely with animal spi These must have vent some way and the glow a little romping imparl Health is one of the greatest only a good share of physical secure this to children Let them cry out Oh dear what shall I do let them romp The time for sad faces is full fast enough tub Best He who thinks better neighbours than they deserve cannot bad man for the standard by which Lis November Away Or Worth of Music for MONTH- fret from Four to Five Dollars Music by a Thomas defeat wicked fun in the future Wry paper and I I IhM cheerful mcinbered as a general thing th to be commended for or possession of a pair of beautiful eyes Cheerfulness is a matter of health and constitution An invalid or person a very sensitive person He may do much to be so it is true it of effort Many people they are apathetic being their a of decry this We do social sunshine but let us not forget that there are very sweet flowers that flourish perfume in the shade and at tesy of deportment and manner The effect is beneficial in almost every point of view A favour is greatly enhanced by tbo tone and manner by which it is characterised j while a refusal to confer an obligation may be softened much bitterness by court eous and kindly expressions Itiseo easy too for this grace to habitual 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