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 USEHOLD. list, I IK** ^i^fiomwr manage a h».b«d r •«'»• Ml- otben make nioh dole- ,Wl^*iiVvUitoron one oc«j- I* ^^niehold, which I wiU I ,ro«*»^ Lre the man of the hoiiBe f^ r-fof the least Mlloltade on 1% object oy" ,j, j^^y, i„ B*" "^Seeptbe family maohlnenr K' '"•.MDreSon seemed to pervade E Tk%"°Se and children that he l»J»^ " Jr, all day "havlDg a good -J.i^""de« and having Innumer- Eati^.,W»lllD« '.f/7h,t myBterlGU. "other â- ^^â- â€¢'•'.iP-'A hard/duU ronti^^^^ " the 1-t thi»8 '^^ '»^" troubled I nUd to feel reaUy eony m- \. would ccme home at night P *^'\«wTr^ and troubled look on ^-'^*° kleToulytoo weUwhatan '"" Sie erlnd.tone. When ahe ^„tJcou.ly.andinaharah, il"" .odthon """I* oommence L,ierieiof 1 f,Uyitem»t r ""'^a^^ot theTouseT'Not a bit of it. fcwhL man. and the man wa, Ki. -ortof "home rule." the one '".hi, I fe being to keep peace in the "'S dofrfadingtheriet aotto r .Itvrant. and asserting his KlbaCl other mendo under ftcumrtances. he was one of the ilhle 9f husbands and complied with iid of his wife with the most J Smlwion. What is strong meat to f«ddbepoIaon to another, andl would Ky«« tot^y thi.walk.over .y.tem Ti.tber means have failed. Kn love to be petted and pralaed, Pheydont get it at home they are t ,Dt to seek it elsewhere. A 1 the Land KoMbag you can do will not Z ftem In at night." They are joUy ;,vUl in disposition, and love good Ijyttd cengenial ctfmpanienBhip, and iwldUfnll of just such "joUy fellowe; ' iKtbe coonter attractions of home and Ty,tfe not brighter and better than ,M M outside, the iesser attractions 1. the wall. These are the urt of I'.ht bsve been used to the gentle tMi- |n;s of loving mothersâ€" mothem who l to look at them with tend, apprecia- Lyei, which even the film of death oan L blot from their memory, who had Lyi ktad words of welcome, to whom fcisnld always take their boyish oarea, pslBtments and aspirations, feeling prtd of that sympathy whfcb was ever Ud responsive, kindlhig a flame of love [brightened every shadow of their boy- ydiys. jSere are any number of men, especially Uthe soft-hearted of their sex, who Klove to be managed. They glory in Vm the persuading voice in their ear In feel lovtog arms around their necks. tlition, supplemented by glowing ten- hen, although the object of the caresses Jib« well nndcrstood, will be granted fcre it assnmes shape in words. They )ii pride in their quietness, enjoying the fien Immensely, f re m the very con- mess of their supremacy. Being mas- [iitthe situation, they observe with in- li smnsement the little artifices and itpillioK of the fair diplomats and par- litem for the mere pleasure It gives iisf yielding. They never lose sight of liict, however, that if necessity reqnfared ftbeyooald kick over the traces and I the waole equipage into a thousand ten," Wee be unto the woman who Slight of this fact herself by this lirg ^e as-yon please pace to be iMtray- |lEtD drawing the reins too tightly and tiering these Samsons restive, and force ite the ceccTnaion that they liave Ieen nlgent and that it was about time Ik pit a step to this sort of thing." I^estedrawa line requires the moat BinkatiDg judgment on the part of a It b all matters pertaining to demestio 4 Men are perverse animals at best and pinadfally jealous of their pieregativea ^Mi of creation, and being the heads of l"it their family, when they know their ^ii recognized and prcpsrly aoknow- M b the household, they seldom feel ii any eccaalon to rise up in their • Md assert their authority. I we are many stupid husbands who do I tnow they are being managed, and ^clever women who make their bus- ijj^Ueve they are the most snbmisiive r gabbg control of them without â- â€¢â€¢laimmgor wounding their aelf-re- t« vanity, making them think the way Jw hebg led it j oat the way they had *% but I believe, after all, the beat •1 can give you, my fair bride, is the " wise woman once said to her only «ed daughter: "Give your husband yn way for twelve months and yon "we yours for the rest of your life." OareerofaBogus Bobleman. IjAlemen are so plentiful In Paris that r/*"«l» an adroit swindler should find LTJ? *« ««ame a tiUe to which he has «ju' ^,«' 't appears that calling ene'a 'B"" Count, or Biron helps toob- srtfl t under faUe pretenses from the 4 " °»" of tradesmen. A certain jaU ^eaurand, who was formerly a shop *«. has, thanks to an aristooratio ap- «gr!',?.8®®'^*a"or.andhis seU-assnm- ^ofComte Maurice deTalhonet, been quite a fortune as a swindler. The t^T\ '•*'=* connection with his ndy"** jewelers and sUversmltha al- be, rJi?, t*"y '*y »^ieo*« ot g^t "Htri J h ^V \^" ^^y*"8 relatively hS.^. ' t»«k» fancy. They said. Kh^ '\°^*°*"« P«" magistrate r*an ti, '""' «»«ded them, he had I*** b an .1. ^^?'^*' '^^ fl« "«»* r^ off r^ant brougham, in whioh he l**8th8fMA*'**°l'» Obtained on the Ih He ^, *PP««"os and vialtiBg l?^»f«Mi y°'»K "l^tives. none of IS Hu^'a ^^\ ^^^ VM for. The h«C?fe,?! T'JJ'wet is now, as an TBAaEDT UFOI TSAEDT. »rn4fU«ale«t HxHrnrdua iml iMrtherm A tngloal HtiM •£ maiden axe wpwt e d in the newspapers. At a aoiall **trak- tir," or whiskey shop, on the read to Nike- pel, near KrementsohnlE, time mrajtoka, or peMaate, called and i^raak a considerable qoantity of oadkha. Under the Inilnenoe •f tile epbit tiiey beoame noisy and tiiraafe- ening, rat, onf ortnnateiy, tiiere were only tile wife, a littie tiiree-year-eld ohfld, and servant of the inn keeper in oliarge of the Inn, the hnabuid havng gone to town to bny snppliae for his stores. The inn bdng in a very lonely, spbt, the three mffiuu de- manded of the woman where the money was kept. She, natnratly frightened and beiag helpless, gave them all her taking tliat day. Thu did not satlsify tiiam, and they fnrlens- ly demanded all the dash that was in the bouse, tiireateninc TO M0BDXB HBB and the servant if she did not withent de- lay deliver np to them what they asked for. The poor woman did not know what to do, but told them tiiat she would go and get tiie money, and be liaok direotiy. The servant meanwlille went oat of the back of the house and liid herself, and the woman who went np Into the loft for the money, seeing the scythe there, armed herself with it and awaited events. The men waited some t^ma, and thinking the woman had perhaps got away somehow, one of them went np the ladder to the loft, but no sooner had he got there than he received a terrible blow on the head with the scythe that sent him tumbling dead down the ladder. The other men dare not go np for iear of the same fate befalling them, so they called out to the woman to come down, or they would marder the little child lying Tn the oridie down below. The woman woald not come down and the infariated Tillains actually TORS TBB BABT IK TWO before the mother's eyes. Just then a land proprietor drove np and sent his driver intb the ina to get some refreshments. The two murderers despatched the new comer with an aze, and the proprietor, tired ef waiting, went to look for the driver, and seeing the state of affairs pnlled out his revolver, and shot the two men dead, not before, however, he had iMen rather severely wounded. Te complete the horror of this tragedy the inji- keeper arrived just as his wife had come down from the loft, and had thrown herself at the feet of her deliverer, thanking him with tears in her eyes, and he, seeing a man standing ever his wife with a revolver in his hand and imagining tills to be the whole- salefmnrderer, rushed np to the land proprie- tor, and felled Idm with an axe before the woman conid make him understand the actual state of things. In a very short time there was no less than six persons murdered. The story is almost incredible, but it is stated as a fact, and has created an immense amount of exjitement. How to Write For the Press. No doubt many who write for the press are discouraged because their articles do it appear. Lst us hint, te young aspir- ants especially, how they may succeed in being heard, 1. Have something to say. Some write without having anything to say, nothing of oltber point ner substance. Others have the faculty qf saying something â€" a great deal, perhaps â€" and saying it with grandilo- quence, covering whole sheets â€" with no- thing of importance. Keep silent till you have a thought well worth publishing, and thenâ€" don't publish It. Wait tiU you have thsrongUy matured is, and become so familiar with its advantages that yon are sure the public will thank you for it. Many from diffidence withhold what is important, but others rash into print, as they crowd to the front in our conventions, to pnsh themselves Into promlnenoe rather tiian an important thought. 2. Choose yeor woids with care. The Idea that style is of little importance. If your thought is good is pernicious. Take plenty of time write and rewrite till yonr thonght is clothed as attracttvcdyas possible. Many a good thought fails to appear in print, or if it appears, to find lodgment in the reader's mind, because It is blunderingly or offensively expressed. Don't get en sWts and employ far-fetched and Inflated phrases, nor be so stiff and precise as to lie bksome. In your style be terse but not stinted, in- teresting but not diffoae, free but not targid, full but not proplex and be quite as careful te be plam without being monotonous and brief witheat being incomplete. In other words, use common, straightforward language, easy to write and as easy to nndentand. Avoid that going around Robin Hood's bam, mdled an Introduotf en, te get at year main theaght Strike it sqaarely with year first â- entasce, and stick to it in every sentence till Its presentation is perfected, and then stop. Strike oat these few santenoei to close np with. Steptiie tt ballet stops tiiat has hit its mark, andnot asone that has hit no- thing, and therefere keeps bounding and rollii^; and tambling on till it steps from mere exhanstien. 3. Confine, yourself te one prominent thought. Better speak twice in meeting than speak tee long. So In writing. She Had Been Fooled Too Often. ' I am a lawyer's daughter, yon know, GMrge, dew," ahe said, after George had proposed and had been aocepted, " and yen wouldn't thfaik it straoga if I were te ask yea to sign a li^e paper to the effeot that we are engaged, weiUd yoa Â¥' George was too happy to think anything strange just then, and he signed the paper with a trembling hand and a bursting Then she laid her ear against his middl^ â-¼est batten, and they were very, very ^M me, darling.' srfd Geeryw. alter a lens, delidous silence, " why did yoa want mete sign that paper! Doyoa notrejpen impiidfe oenfidenoe in my love for you I Ah. yes," she sighed, with infimte con- tent, ' indeed I do i bat George, dear, I FOB LIFE OS DEATH. tte â- â€¢â- ab4ht*w«r Was Cbp«u««. â- mis, •«»•»»»•• â€" â€" â€" » â€" have besnfofdad Mmaay Thev have an egg in WashingtMi said te be 1.000y«« •Id. H**-* «Wk» I «"«» rfll'^J/eTIn.ed ttaoeo. Oioa»WlM» !â-  owning to ttiii oooalry again. IIm toDowing paitieolan ai tlm oaptota •i Leoia Lingg, tita ymng Gsrman wha is npPMed to hava ftiown the bomb at tto H^r,Mark«t, an leaned Two hmb in oMlian dress walked west en Ambroae â- trael at 12:30 the •thar aftoiMon. Whan tiiey wore between Linooln and lUb^ â- toaeti they opened the gate in frmt of a BtUe cottage and walked into tlie yard. The figures «'80" were en the weatiior- beatan door. One ef tiie men ran np tlie â- tops leading te the street entranoe, whUe ttM otiier walked areond to the rear ef the honse and rapped en the doer. The Httie cottage is the home of Gustavo Kline, and the two strangers Bs^dngadmlttanoe were officers Lswenatoin and Sihular, ef the East Chicago Avenue Police Station^ ;; Who U there!" asked a woman in a «lico dress, as she harried to the bask doer, where Officer Schuler stood dripidns in the rain. *^*^ " A friend who wishes to see Mr. Kline," replied the officer. •• He's net at home," said the woman, " but I expect him every moment. Won't you oomeini" The door swung open en its hinges, and the officer walked ever the threshold. " A rainy day, this," drawled the visitor, addressing his conversation to a tall, wi^ young man with a pale face, who sat en a wooden chair ^nitohing the big drops splash against tbe window panes. The young man tagged at his light mustache, eyed the officer sharply and then arose from his seat. Then he began to pace the floor with a nervous stride, never once lifting his eyes from the stranser. " Who are you looking for Â¥' he asked in German, apparentiy growing uneasy at the nonchalant manner e? tiie officer. "Mr. Kline," replied Sohaler. rising from his seat "but If yon are Louis Lingg you'll do just as well." The young man stopped his paoing and stood like one rivetod to the floor. The color in his cheeks fled in an Instant and his fingers twitched nervously. With great effort he replied '• Yes, that is my name. Now, what do you want?' "WeU, then," repUed the officer, "I guess I'll take you to the station house; you're wanted there." Sohaler then advanoed toward the young man, but before he had taken a half-dozen stops the latter drew a );)enderous dolt's navy revolver from his breast, and, cooking â-  the murderons-looking weapon, leveled the I thirteen inches of barrel at the officer. ' "If I have to die, you'U die too," he shrieked in German, as he placed the in- dex finger of his right hand on the trigger and took doliborato aim at the offioer. S3huler seeing his peril ruahed upon his would-be murderer and a life and death struggle ensued. Liang fought with the fury of a wild beast and made repeated efforts to discharge th» weaoen, the barrel of which waa held by the officer. The men rolled over and over, upsetting tables and chairs and rattling the window panes in the room. While the fight was fiercest there was a crash at the front end of the cottage and Officer Lowenstein, who had heard the straggle within and had buret open the door, tumbled in out of the rain and hurried to his comrade's aaaiatanoe. The appearance of the second officer made Lingg delirious with rage. He shrieked and cursed in his native tongue and refused to relax his grip on the revolver until Lowen- stein seized him by the tliroat and choked him until his face grew purple and red. The weapon with ita cylinder filled with huge bnlleto waa then taken away from him and his wrists locked together with a pair of stool braceleta. Thus pinioned, the officers hurried thdr prisoner to the ^n- man Street Station, where he waa boosted into a patrol wagon and hurried off to the East Ohioago Avenue Station. " I wouldn't care what they do with me if I had only killed those two officers," he said, as he was being driven to a celL " I tried to shoot them, and I am sorry I didnt succeed." When the patrol wagon arrived at the station house, the prisoner waa yanked eft his perob and thrown into a oelL ASocialistio ITewspaper. Le Peuple is one of the most astonishing i'eumalisttc productiens ef modem times, t is the organ of the Brussels Sodalista, and is maniund on purely Oommmnlst principles. The editor, the manager, and the reporter, who oenatitato the staff ef this Uttie journal, receive exactiy the same pay as the compositors. AU per- sons concerned, whether workmen or jour- nalists, are paid at the rato ef 5f. 50a. per day. The paper is sold for the tabulensly low sum ef 2c.; five copies for one penny. At the first the circulation did net exceed 12,000, and this eooaslened a less but sinoe the rieta the sale has risen to 30,000 copies, and this means a daQy net profit of 25f The repartition of the profita is equally char- acteristic. Half is put aside to form a re- serve fund, a quarter is to be ment in Soal- aUstio propaganda, and only the remaining quartor is added to capital. With this the capital advanced is to be reimbursed, and this small sum is also to supply the intoreet ;. but, according to.tiib lules of ttie aasooiatien, such interest siiall never exceed three per cent. Thui^ these who were sufficiently de- voted to advance the necessary funds ran considerable risk ef losing their mon^y; wUle, en the ether hand, tiie suooeas, how- ever, great It may be, oan enly result in re- Indrarsement and three per oent. iiltereat K ding the oempletlan ef the amertizatiw. IticaUy this Uttie paper wlU doubtless exercbe great influence, particularly if it oan promulgate a oonstrabtlve policy to meet the eoenemfaal oriaia. As yet, however, it has not succeeded in sprMding any very definite notion as to what shenU be dene. The gravity of the sitnatien is aoknowledg- ed en all sides. The difficulty oenaisto m suggesting sultsble praottcal ranadlaa. Grayâ€"" So you've get manied. Green I Hew do yon get along with year melhec-in* law T" GresBâ€" "Get aiamt wMi my methar- In-law? Why, first late.' Grayâ€" •' Thafs ratiiar singular, isttt HT Greenâ€" *• Singn- lar Wl^r* blani foa,ne. My m e lh er»in-law is a widow werft alandiedttewsand iJellsHi and ny wilo li hsr only oUUL" BTTMMEB SmiiEB. 4»t~\. S' â-  I When Oe yepng wiittr reads tin rsviawa of his fins troik be ofbnt finds it is a guyed iMok inatsad e( a nevoL CUno'e dootors only get hrom five to ten avidt They ace prebablv just as fatal aa etiier daotors wlie ges from 92 to |5. Whosthey fiad an Aldarman in Hew York who never took a bribe he is spoken ef aa being • good man, but somewhat eooentrio. A waato «i " fâ€" putting it in depot Bnttheooloredoeokateur hotel says yen eant ssako tea withent putting it in do pet. The isest terrible wesqpen of Amarioan ooeiallst is his jawbone. He has the same variety ef jawbone, toe, with whioh Samp- son did suoh execntian among the Phiiis- tineo. Oa hearing that they ware having an egg sociable out West, an aotor remarked tiiat " tiie eggs wore too seolable in some placee out there. They oame right np en the stage without a word of invitation." Mr. T. of a prominent banking house reached hems at 3 o'clock one mondng this week. " William, is that you t" asked his wife. " W-w-why 1" said WUliam, with pro- found surprise, " w-whe else d-d-did y-you ex-p-eot T' The " Statesman's Year Book" has jost been published. If every statesman in the country purohased a copy an edition of less thantiiree oopieawillbeezhanstod. If every man who imagines himself a statesman buys the book ita sales wHl reach 50,000 copies. " I notice," said the gentieman in searoh of information to Herr Most, "that anaroh- ista never strike. Why is this!" " That," said the groat apostle of mouth aa a factor In seobJ progress, iHth mach dignity, "is easily' oxplainM. No true anarchist ever works." " If you ever get at the truth of tUs matter I advise youâ€"" " The truth of the matter I Great Cffiiar's ghost I What do you suppose I care about the truth of the mat- ter T All I want is to have my prejudices backed up. It you can tell me who will do that for me I'll thank yen." There is an old veteran io town, who is alwaya faiventing exouass for going on a spree. He get glorious en the 17lh of Maroh and met a friend, who said " Now, look here, Jake, you have no excuse to-day. You arenet an Irishman." "Well," tmpmdod the veteran with dignity, " I guess I'm part Irish, anyway. I've got a Cork leg." At the tea-tableâ€" Phaseclns " My dear, I have a suggestion to offer." Lavlna " WeU, what Is It, pray T" Phasedns " It is that we have these bisoulta adorned with pafaited decorations of Japanese design, ap- ply for a copyright and get some wholesale stationer down town to Introduce them to the trade as Mikado paper weighta. What do you say T" But she waa silent. Young Pastor â€" "Here is a call, my dear, to ProdgervlUe. I hear it la a beautiful pbaoe." Teung Wifeâ€" " I am so gUd. Cuarles." Y. P. â€" " The salary Is very f afar. One thousand a year, the paraonage and two donation parties a year. What do you think of that!" Y. W.â€" "I think, Charles, that you had batter let them make it $800 a year and no donation parties." Mrs. B â€" is one ef those energetic, quick- motioned women who carry their work by assault. One day she had started acroas the room en some errand, but midway forgot what it was. " What was I going for T" she asked aloud. Two-year-eld, seated en the floor, and always liable to be swept up in one of her mother's hurricane passages, ask- ed, meekly, "Was â€" oo â€" goln' â€" forâ€" nte?" School teacher â€" "Wlwt I a boy of yonr age doeen't know the parte ef speech I" Beyâ€" "Ne'm." School teacherâ€" " Haven t you ever heard of a noun t" Boy â€" " Oh, yea'm." School teacherâ€" "Well, what comes next?" Bay-" Don't know." School teacherâ€"" A pronoun. Now please remember that. Then thore'a the verb. Now what follows that " Bayâ€"" A proverb." He (a few weeks after marriage)â€"'" Now, in making that improvement in our house, we might use to advantage a part of that twenty thousand dollars yen sud yon were gefaig to give me after the wedding." Sheâ€" "Well, dear, as soon as yen place tae sixty thousand dollars you told me you had in the bank to my credit, as you premised me you would, I'll give you a third of it." The doctor is hastily called to the bedside ef « siok man. " Alas I" be murmurs, as he takes the hand of the patient " there is nothing to be dene. His hand is already green." " But, deotor," returned the wif^ " my husband is a pabitor, and that is the reason his hands are stained." "Oh, well," replied tne doctor, "tiiat dees make a differ- ence, to be sure. He really has seme chance. If he were net a painter he would be dead in fivembiutes." At the Bace Fair, Themhill, in tTpper Nithadale, England, a farmer was trying to engage a lad to assist en the turn, but he would not finish the bargain until he brenght a oharacter from his last place, so he sud, "Bun away and get it ud meet me at the Cross at fear e'dook.' The youth was up to time, and tiie farmer ssdd, "Well, have you got year oharaoter with yen " " No," reified the yeutii, " but I've get years, an' Vm no oemin'" Dr. Snndel was a society swell who liked to air his Latin. He had taken an acquaint- anoe to call on Mrs. Parvenu, and the man had never gene baok again, and when the lady saw the doctor she asked him about it. "iJwDaotor." she naid, "where is your friend r' "Not my friend, madam," oer- reeted tiie doctor " he was merely a quan- dam acquaintance." " Sir 1" exohumed the lady in horrified amazement, " I don't know tiie relation existing, but U you cannot ex- press yourself in ImIos' obmpany without profanity yen lud better follow your friend." The: Other Fellow. 3 •« ItTs awful I awful I" groaned Smitii, witii daq;air in bis velbe, "Neto dueto- mamwâ€" 9300-«an't pay it. What en eoctii I am to da is mere than I know." «* Why not let the ether fellow walk r' inquifed Brewn. " L*t the etiiar fellew walk V "Oactalttly. Why not!" " Why net 7" lepoatsd Smitii. atriding «p andoawn in mat nsrvena exsitsmsnt. •«H«tawnlkii«. Trntha ether MIow." For Heozalgia. Tonga is tte best -medidne Oat I hum ever given for neuralgia. IthaaKesvtaiB» pleasant to take, and no disagreeable or oa- pleasanttymptomsâ€"effeotaâ€" fellew ite ad miniatntien. My attentijsn was Mdled to M as a remedy farnenralKla aboat three yean age, and as I had snfEsred intsnsely fraoi nearalgia almeat yearly for more than thirty years, I determined to try it In my ewA person. Imixed«he floid estataetwlthaa equal quantity ef timple syrup, and immedi- ately upon feeltng tte pain I took a large teaspeonful ef the mixtare. aod repeated the doee evoty half hour, until four dosoi were taken, then I took a dose every boor nntfl three doses were taken, aod to uty great satisfaction the pain was held In ohodk, did not become severe at all, as it had al- ways dime before. I. repeated this oouraa the next day and the next. The p^ nw torlally woakoned the third day, and on the fourth It oame notâ€" I was well. I attended to my practice every day, and in tiie even* log felt pleasant hideed I felt so pleasant that I think the tonga mast have hsd an ex- hilarating effest upon my nervons systsm. In all former attacu I was ompellod to lie in bed for about one week, and waa foroad to take opium every day to mitigate the tor- rible pain. Since that time I have prescrib- ed tonga in quite a number of cases of n«n- ralgla with groat suooeaa. I have also pre- scribed it in some caaea, seemingly ef a mix- ed oharaoter, acme neuralgia, some rheum- atism and some I don't know exactly what â€" perhaps the unknowableâ€" with like success. When the pain is continuous, as it generally is in mixed o a s es, I give a dose every twe hours 'uring the day, and about twice dur- ing the night, and U relief is not obtained within two days, I Increase the doee so that the patient wiU get abot five or six draobmi of the fluid extract in twenit -four hours. I esteem .tonga far above all remedies known to me for neuralgia. The time was that the very thonght of having the diseaae was al- most a torrer to me, new I dread it not. Take tonga out of the medicine known as Tongallne, and what remahu la net worthy ef any consideration whatever. The first case ef dysentery that I miset with I intend to try tonga, for I believe that it will prove ef groat utility in most oases ef dissase in which oain is a prominent feature, Ita ef- fecta on the nerrona system are oertalnly very peculiar and powerful, which demand for it careful investigation, Moontain and Sea Air. Highly nervous persons, the victims of by pochondria, thoae suffering from excessive brain-work â€" above all, those In whom these conditions are found In conjunctionâ€" should not. as a general rule, be advised to try the seaside. A quiet Inland looaUty, or some mountainous spot of moderate elevation, will be found to suit their oases better.- The monotonous aspect of the sea, and the cease- less beat of Ito waves, are mentally depress- ing, while the highly strung neurotic patient is Irritated Instaad of braced by the stimu- lating effaote of the sea air. Ehose who are just recovering from a serious Illness, suoh as pneumonia or tpphoid fever, should net be sent prematurely to the seaside, as an ac- cession of febrile symptoms ia froqnentty the untoward reanlt. An inland locality Is more suitable during early convalescence j but, later on, nothing conduces more to complete cure than a resort to the seaside. The marvolonsly restorative eftacte of sea idr in cases ot slight general debility, in persons of strumous habit, and In these witii famOy predisposition to phthisis, are well understood, and must not be regarded as be- ing in any degree impugned by ttie epmions expressed in this aitlble. Beccolarity. If there is one table law about whioh all persona are agreed It Is that our meals should bo taken at stated and regular pe- riods. People may differ about vegetariui- Ism, about sweeta, about pies and cakes, about tea and coffee, but I have never met a person who would indst that regtdant^ was of no consequence, that It waa just aa well to take two meals to-day and five to- morrow, to take dinner at one e'olook to-day three to-morrow, and five next day. VViw out understanding the phydelegioitl law all are agreed that rmularity ia importanl A long journey by rail does not derange the stomaoh'because of the sitting in an un- ventilated car, for the traveUnr may eooupy a still worse place In the pursuit of his busi- ness at home neither is It bsoauae ef the character of the food fundshod at the rail- way lunch-rooms, for the feed at home is of- ten worse; but the stomaoh derangement whioh nearly always comes with the long railway trip is, in a great part, to bo traced to irregularity in the times of eating. â- â-  ^sw â€" Another Boyoott Failnre. Another example of the failure of the boy- oott comes from the West. The editor ef a weekly Wisoonshi paper pitohed Into a looal union and waa orderM to be driven to tiie walL Aftor a period ef sfcc weeks a oom- mittee called upon him to see why he hkdn't starved, and he expiyned " I hadn't but 98 subscribers in the first Slaoe, and of these 97 were dead-heads, 'he only Uve advertising was paid for In stomach bitters, and I had a aix mondi'a supply ahead. My railway pass Is good for eleven month^ to come, and my wife isn't used to but two meals a week. Gentlemen, let your eld boyoott howl I" Labelling Heoessary. " Simpson," said the managing editor, " please don't write any more pathetic arti- clea. I ask yon this for a personal favor for I am inolined te look en the bright side ef life, and when I thoughtlessly take up aa arttole like the one you wrote last night, why it topples me over the precipioe of de- spondency and gleem, where I noundcor for hours before I oanoUmb up the rugged steep and again bask In the beams of me sun." " lo which article do yon refer ' aaked EBmUpon. "The one headed, 'ADrum- mer'a Experience with aBottle ef CeoktaH" "Why, Mr, tiiat was ahumoroua article." "Thatse? Well, give us some patiiestiien. Say, Simpaon, label 'em, please." Whsnamui iriia tebaooe from his yenth op that hell ' ke. addiotod to bis wife tiM haUt, II «!^t. ??* ?-i 1.