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 nu (I,, #3rM»I« ^^'*^ ,3 plBLISHKD FRIDAY MORNING eu\y mails. to meet the "'*°',ij! Tu.elliRence. Countj Bmi- Loeai "«"• *;;,al Matters and an InstructiT* I." il 50 in three months, 12 lim^eenaoftUcTear. Ko pa- ed nntU all arrears are paid "j^""l""":^PtIo*n ol .be pubU..her,and ithout paying up for the years sub- ADVEKTISING: V'liil^G -1 Millet: Carrot, Mangel,, Corn, c, ., tj-nt Medicines. Pel^f^l Chemicals: ^, "nd Tobacco.' Medical Hal], â- â- '""'•I Cake ^^^fa.'.. P»I*^« •^ ieil 'â- f";;"^omplv with the rules TEUMS OF one y" dr.. do. ,010 •"â- - „,.ndunaer. first inscruon '^:t;:Cuirni^tin-rtion unlT-.-. lir^t i,.-erc.ou per â- ..^â- n' lit '°=**'""° ' ;.nfi to be rwtbned by the red 1" 1 *oale " solid do. fz du' Jo. line •50 00 27 00 15 00 8 00 4 00 50 15 75 23 e 3 r.'.iio""' ' â- M VOL.2 .-No. 49. MABKDALE, ONT., AUGUST 17 1882. WHOLE No. 101. .*'ij :..l II.- ' '^-TM'-^ till forbid a,id j,r.,.iv .Ml uansitorv adver l,"in ti.c ofl.ce of publication WediiCsday preceedmil "i^Minrnl (hat JJiIct el. .2* â- Â» [jl'ocl.:l« on ih JOB riifNTK^G ,v,ry description executed ^^ith ,*r."Lvl 'e.ratch .It the Oflice of iJj't^vc^nr, Markdalc. EoFESSIONAL AND BUSINESS DIRECTORY^ |Dn..SprouI«* AnMMroiig, I vMCians, Surgeon- .Accoucheur c. |,f:,I, F. M. l."^.l H'1'1; rt-idfcuoc at Hrk.l*!-, S. pt 17. IHIO. Wm. iTncas Co., BANERS, f oney X^oanod IN large or small amoxmtn, at all times, On good Kdorsed notes, or «tf «olkt«nl security. NTEREST AT 6 PER CENT. Allowed on SaTing* Depoaits. ^s~Drafti4 if!imed and CoUectiona made on all points, at lowest rates. W.M. LLCAS. Hanager. Spteember 28, 1880. 2-ly TEEPLE'8 l-v Just rece O A L E or Factorv] lameron Knight, M..Mi.-il.- "UKN .VMM., 1 1 K.ll I't'S a fiivriahy, and i-ll optra- 1 .11 till' month thi'rongtiiv and ooui- ;:. fxrf .mild. Kn/i/lit will make recular trip-^ to ,1 n;.- ill- i»«t Tutsday in vi-ry nioiith. 1 «'iitstl C'sii' WmUI. T. F. Brown, ;iK(.EoN Di-:ntist, k. Out. will I"' at M.\llKl'AI.F. .lulv " f-r OiM- Wiik. Tt lUb-d with fii.l.liiiid .^in:ilf!iin. litic.iil Ti-.lli iiisirt.d ..II II!i1.)ht HhkC. Nat'iral appiaraii'-f J'l-rfirf hit. r. .th Kitr.icti-.l \V.tli..ut I'ai'i. iO 'J.tly JONS, inglesj I'illcd. "I v;Vi„Ity. for li,| •"..sr atteiitioL 'â- " .St.iik of ER £r0ul. II .\rT(»l!NKyS-AT :i ;ii liidiKiv. Convey Soiiii.i, liavi- resumed iit l)f!ir»- .)jKii â- â€¢v.ry Tliur-^diiy, hh I'ro««l lAKItlSI r.us. I.ii'^. Sol .11.. â-  â- nrs. \i:.. Oi.*.ii K^h'Tt.iii Irelof'ir*' lr»Ki. Fni.^T. J. W. I'k County Crown Atl.iiiinv. LI., n. 1 or' 'hore. .^. ,^- • j'"*»inc: McNEA. J. 'n4«»ioi, I.MlllI.STI-.K, .M.ASI i:i; ANIMir.l' IIEG liiiii" ry. N'.,Miy I'ul.lii-, ..ii\. ymi .Vr lUNKY lO f.KSn .\T SIX I'KIl CI.NT. loilii.-. (I«iij .^.iiiii t. ill Vl.l-.ir" liloi'k ijlflt S..; iiiid 111 .Miiik.lnlf, ovir M. I"ar 1. i\i .Stori-, oTi Fii l.iy aii.l Satiird;iy -.ir. .k. "T-ly 'r4*»Mor .llrri««on, ARltlSl/.KS.SULUnOKS. CONVf:Y- fl-.:. A,: 'iiiliwcii Soil' 1, HutJiriii block, 'I' Wi.ii â-  bloie iiikI 111 MARKDALE \V. .1, -Mil iiiliiii.!' SUir on Tliursilay i I'll li.y of i-adi wufk. |j«rl"iiii.|ii to li ii.loti ri'uHoitublo t riiiii. tUN CnKAKi.U. Q.Q. |)IM,.\X MoliI.soH M»rk4al.' .M.ir.ii 1'.. IHT.' 7'J-lv TT HEAR. '""â- â€¢"t' g'aiihsof /tiexiiudcr Broun. Sril'KKof .Miirria^'e l.irpuKc~, Tiro and Lift" In-uraiicn A(?ent. ».omnii.-sionei 1' K. ii-r. C'onvi.yaiiiiT aii.l I.ii-onsed .•ti.ui-er f.ir thoX'onnty of Orry. Kiiriufrs, ..rrbaiit-i, niiil Laml Suk-s, l'uin.-tiiiilly iil- â- i.l.'i; t.i ttiiil I'hargus iiiado very m.. derate. I'licBVilU' ht-pt. 17. IH.-*!!. l-v KT'ir.v^'i:!). • 1 '»••? tofore. f'rir«s «'v] Finma Call und irciluscs oil Saturd.iy, tl .1 i( 1 mid white cow wit le th .\iiv person ex;i.'Usos Ciin 1 AMK into uiv in y a2ii.l if July, i.ii.f out of her left ear. I roMiivr pi.ierly and p.ijiug ke her iiwiiv. (ii:o. cKOfTiiF.n, H ill.iii.l (•eiitie .A IV- 211,1 1N'1 '.C.i-ll-' dotrl9. Mfri-nd. BULMER 26 ARDED REVERE HOTEL, T. SPROUliE, Proprietor. rimi.S popular Hotil lias had a large ad- 1 dition ndded to it, tlioroii},dily refitted, itud iH now second to none lu the county. (f...d ptrtbliiii,' 11. 1.1 atl.'iitiv csllcr. FirHt- cl»Hn ftccoiuiiiodation for oomniercial travel erH. Terms 9100 per day. 17-ly S.S COMMERCIAL HOTEL PRICEVILil-iE. Ont. Larfcu aid commodious Sample R.wms (lood Itc'l U.iom-. .V-c. The Bar and larde well Kupplied with the best the market af (oris good Stiiblin^ and Rttfiitive Hostler's rUOS. ATKINSON, Proprietor Oftoh-r 3lHt. ls8o. I 1 J ' n Mills. t Yours |Ui«rrUanrai»«. I wiil pKaMt to cali and U. PF.TBR30N. OT-tf. EHOUSE K. .n. Oalbralth AND C.KNER^L LAND Auction UCTIONKEK nL Agent, WiUianasfonl Station. Sale, attended in all parts of the County, (toods soil i.n coinmissiou. Batesjnoderate. I'lanoH, Organs, and Sewing Machines; also Kruit and Ornamental Trees. Ames. A^ncul- tural Implemennts, and Madimery of all kinds on sale. WU.iamsford, Jan. 27, l^tSl. JOH^' B. Me!*lll.i^A5l, ATTOKNKY AND SOUCITOU, IS NOW ready for attending to all kinds of law buhinesB. Officeâ€" at Kay's Hotel. Markdale, Dec. 2ud. 1881. «• A rii •â-  .-u!i i i tiiil ;vtjJ Shoes, Gro- and well tv*.'ry CARRIAGE WORKS, Th. .subset ibcT i« prepared to snpply the pubUc virith \v.\(k;ons. DEMOCRATS, BUGGIES, SLEIf'.IIS. CUTTEKS, i5;B-SLElGHf5, To"ellier with all kin.U of repairs in wood orirou..!. slu-rt notice, at rei..souable rates. F. Y. TEEPLE. Dundalk. S. pt. ".Id, li-l. J-lv f\' rojilcnished with •h or Produce. lie Factory I'iicration- Indies for Sale. m. HOGG. Joseph Gibson, I'LAIN A- OBNAMEKTAL I» r^ A S T i3 K E tt. WHITEWASHING-CALSOMINING in Shades and Colors. All work gnaranteetl. Charges moderate. Iai-l£dale I'-O.^^ ^^^ HAIR CUTTING .AND SHAVING ON "Worlviiig Every Day, Smit.li, us- Orde s til'.. I for Tc uib Stones. Markdale, July '21. 188L 4.5-3m Ma: kdale Hotel. Bus (lo'id Accoinm...latioii f-r Tra,vellers aii.l from all trains, t iiarges luoderat Murk.lale. A. Uiilkuoe. Tbop. GEORGE NOBLE, INSURANCE AND LAND AGENT, LICENSED AUCTIONEER For till.' County of Urcy. AoKNT for the f.-Uowint; reliable Companies CITIZENS' of Montreal AGlilC/CI-TCU-VL TKADK V COMMKliCE, (Mutual) of forouto. of AVatcrtown and A number of Choice Farms for s.ile. also Village Lots Auction Sales coiidnetcJ in Town or Conn- trv .m Shortest Notice. Charges nio.lerate. Bills Blauk Note.s, and Stamps provided. GEO. NOBLE. M.VBKI..VLE. May 20th. 1881. 3li-lv .i.-..-t. M«mwmaen»««. WMI»il»t«IBBB«lo«CM« ».,. 1 niiâ„¢il..ll(..|.lt». ^.IMltolJIia. Cl.e«P!« •.j;l l«-«« for Ti.uruwn on* or .p«rul«ll»« purr**.* •ioji«t.f. TuoHi.so!i»ta â- â- â€¢â€¢" ValnrMecftt. S2 SALESMEN WANTED. on sales the for Fall of To begin work at onoo l-SS-i, for Fonthill Nurseries, TlIK I.ABOEST IX CANADA. IlEii. Orr.cr- -TORONTO, Ont. Bnvseii Ofiicks-MONTUEAL, 1' Q., and ST. TAIL, Minx. NURSERIES, FONTHILL, ONT. Wo can start in addition to our already large force 100 Additional Canvassers .\nd want men who can give full time to tie bu.^incss. Kteady employment and good cl- aries to successful men. It does not nutter what your previous occupation has beep, you are willing to work your success v most certain. The best references reqtired. Apply to _^, ' STONE WELLTXCTCN, Nurserymen, l,....»to,Ont. flo-ioe If al SEEING IS BELIEVING. GENTLEMEN,â€" If vou want a first-class Buggie or Wagon call at MCKENNA MASON'S CARRIAGE WORKS MARKDALE. They can supply o-.i with anything from a Lumber Wagon np to Extension Too Phaeton. THE MEW AITI8T Cordially inTites »U tho«! who are lorers of GOOD PHOTOS To come AT ONCE and give him a tnml, for to do so ia to be Suited aa they never 'vrere Before «S-A11 poor and cheap work despised him. « by AND â€" MODERATE PRICES. Is luE motto. All the Popular Styles made by J. L. BROWNE, Over the Standard Office, Markdale. mi^^mm ROBT. ASKIIn, Has opened out a First-Class Furniture â€" AMD â€" UNDERTKIN6 ESTABLISHMENT, And therefore has suppUed a want long felt, espccuilly in the Undertaking Line. COFFINS, CfSKETS. SIIBOUDS, and all FUNERAL FURNISHINGS, supplied on the sliortes notice. .A. Sil«?nlil II*»a,T-se f,jr hire at inoiierate rates. furnTtuee! From tlie Common to the Best and Latest Styles, in everything in tJic line. CallaaJ 303 fjr yonriolv^^. ROBT. ASKIN. Union Carriage Works. All work manufactured from First Class Material lu the Lateat and Best Improved Style, aud finished with iEng'lisIi "Varnisli. Painting Trimming Rigs will receive prompt atteutioD. All Repairs executed in the shortest pofs-ib'.e time consistent with good workmanship. Good Work a Speciality. Remember the Shop, opposite the Cheapside D. J. SHANAHAN, Markdale. Dec. 2nd, 1881. Proprietor. 64. T. B. GiUiland, PROV'NCl LAND SURYEY'R, EUGENIA P.O. To buy from them is to SAVE IVi:0]VEY! T. E. DAVIJi, BUILDEB 4 CONTKACTOB, (Stone and Brick). After completing 13 buildings his season is still on the track and is stiU prepared to do all kinds of stone and brick yO%, plastering aud tuck pointing. Thoee who contemplate building will find it to tbar advantage to give him a call. Residence corner of Brown Mtd Sfiwe Stetcs, Majuwau!. 16-y 'VTm. Brown, JSSTJER OF MABRlAGBUC«»S»S,4e Commissioner in B. R. Ae. Conveyancing in all its braadiee promptly attended to and earefolly executed. N. B.â€" Money to Lend on Be^ B»tate ae curity. Hukdale. Sept. 17, \WX, 1-7 They are botli practical workmen, »nd employ none but PRACTICAL WORKMEN Ther gnarantee their work Second t no for Lightness of Draught 1. .d Superiority of Finish. They use not'iing but First-class White Oak for Wagons, and thrice Extra Second Growth Hickory for hght work. The immense amount of work turned ont of McKenna Mason's shop is sufficient proof of the wide reputation they enjoy for doing good work. Tm BEST is thb CHEAPB6T w thi END Poor cheap work we positively will not take. Special attention given to P.e- Trimming and Bepainting all classes of Carriage Work. Satissfaction guaranteed (or No Pay) in HORSESHOEING 8H0Pâ€" On Mill Street opposite tj Spronle'u Hotel. McKENNA MASON. Orders left at the Standard Office, Markdale will receive prompt attention. 86 100. BEST AND COMFOBT to the 8UFFEBIN0 Brown's Household Panacea has no equal for relieving pain, both inter- nal and external. It cures pain in the Side, Back or Bowels, Sore Throat, Rheumatism, Toothache, Lumba^^o and any kind of a Pain or Ache. "It will most surely quicken the Bloud and heal, as its acting power is won- derful." " Brown's Household Panacea," being acknowledged as the great Pain Rehev- er, and of double the strength of any other Elixer or Liniment in the world, should be in every fr.mily handy lor use when wanted " as it really i« the best remedy in the world for Cramps tn the Stomach, and Pains and Aches of all kinds." and ia for sale by all Druggiats at 25 cents a bottle. 30-lv RHIinUTBH, Maorml§ku SeMea, Lmbago, Backache, Soivneti of rfir Mmf, Bout, Quint/, Sore Throat, Smo//- ingt and Sprains, Burnt an^ Scaldt, BtntraJ Bodilj Paint, Tooth, £ar and Hoadaeho, Frotttd Foot and Eart, and aJI athar Paint and Mchot. Wo PrvptratioD oa earth (qiial* Sr. Jaosm On u la/r, ture, timjpis and etuap Cxtanud BaniHj. A trial tnUJw Iwt the ootnpwatiTvly trillib( onttaT ot iA Ccata, aad •vary od mff«rtB( with pAio ah bave dxap ud poitttT* fcoof of Ut clAlmm. ntrectlona In IteTra laiif aw, BOLS BT ALL DKUOOIBTS AID DEALBB8 IS MESIOISE. â-². VOOIXER Be CO.. BaUUmorr. JTA. U. M. A» EUGENIA Grist, Saw andLatbHills Having made eqtensive improvements in my Grist Mill I feci confident I can giv« good satisfaction. GOOD FLOUR ALWAYS ON HAND. Chopping Done Every Day. Cuiitoro Sawing and shortest uotice. Bills Filled on the LUMBER AND LATH ON HAND. ALWAYS Cherr}-, Bnttemnt, White Ash, 'Black Ash, Basswood, Pine and -Hemlock Logi wanted. 69lv. M. AKITT, Eugenia. WARNING! There is great danger of tak- ing colli from wet feet. If you want tj Guard Against Sickness Keep your feet dry and by procuring your warm IBOOTS â€" FilOM â€" KAY THOMAS. Satisfaction Gnaranteel. Med- icated Cork Sole.s, all sizes, kept on hand. Ilemerabcr the place opposite the new ST.\'i)AttD Oflice. 4P The Poet's Corner AN APOLOGY. For' Gazing at a Young Lady at Mark- dale Church. The sermen was long, Aud the prcaclier was prosy Do you tliink it was wrong The sermon was long. The temptation was strong, Iler cheeks were so rosy, â€" The sermon was long. The preacher was prosy Her cheeks' were so rosy. FARMING. Wliat is farming Is it ploughing Is it digging with a spade Is it reaping Is it sowing Call Tou this the farmer's trade. Sturdy frame. Inured to labour. Sinewy and horny hands Is this all, All you require. In the culture of your lands Mind must be Well yoked to labor Man must think as well as toil I If with profit. If with pleasure, He would cultivate the soil. ^wm wu took Uaaiaterto BhotbeNMwlMr he VM mtYmf. Tito sigbt «m too mvobfor her.lhe iuutad ia her bco- tber'tanns. He aat with .OHa, vho wm in great rage inlMmoeli m Kathcriae bad fled, no one kaew whidier. For tliit he UuMd (yDonnell^ sad refer- red liim to • letter ahe had lett for Otis, in which she eaid that for her own sake she eooid not go with Cap- tain 0'boDi.ell and hie sister. None of them were to follow or seek her. She was gone for the best, she said.and all would be well. Otis said that he wotdd proclvm the secret of her parentaige,and wonld tell him, (meaning Eari Bnysland) at once. The captain did not yet know what relationship existed between Eatherine and the Earl, O'Donnell harried off to the Silver Rose. The baggage was ready, but Lanty'g whereabouts could be best known by the sound of bis voice,there was no mistaking that. ' See DOW â€" that I may niver sin â€" bat I'll come back to ye â€" an' maybe marry ye â€" if I don't see anybody I'd like betther. Arrah where's the gude ov cryin an screechin in this way My oflrn heart's broke intoirely. An thin ye kin write me in your own illigaut hand. Faith, an so write aquil to any schoolmaster in Ballanyhaggart. An ye'il dait yer letthers in this way, 'Mr Lanty Lafiferty, in care ov the Mais- ther, in iurrin parts.' Arrah, hould yet noise an' don't be aftlier feitchin' tlie parish down rn us.' Susan and Lanty were behind the pump, her reply to this love speech being only audible in Lanty Laffertys ear. •Why dont I lave him ia it Upon me conscience, it's long and many's the time ago I'd have left him wid his sodgerin an thrampin if I could have iver a dacent Irish boy to trust him wid. But if a bullet from a rifle, or a poke from a pike were to cut short his Bodgerin I'd be alius to the fore to close the corpae's eyes. An its on me two knees I'd go to ye this minute me darUn av it wasn't owin to the damp- ness ov the grass, au the rheumatiz that's afther tro-ablin me in the small ov me back. I'd ax ye iv ye wouldnt be Misthress Lafferty. An faith it's not to more Ihan half a dozen women I'd say the like- 'L-iaty 1 I say, come along I' called his master. 'Och tare an ages there he is himself. Give us a kiss, Shusan, me darlin ov the wurruld. Long life to ye till I come back to ye me own tra love. They were soon in the qaiet hotel in London. O'Donnell wrote to Earl Ruysland and laid before him the accumulated evidence which proved Miss Herncas- tle aud Katheriue Dangertield oneand the same. He said that her sins had been for- ced upfn her, that her virtues were her owh, aud he asked the earl to be- friend the lady he was recently hunt- inerdown. The earl obeyed O'Donnell, and did not continue to follow the track of the ex-governess. As O'Donnell returned from the post office, he was mr.t at the duor of the hotel by a telegraph boy, waiting with a cable message from New Or- leans â€" To Redmond O'Donnell. â€" My wife and son are dead. Come at once and bring Rose. L. De Lausac. This cablegram altered the whole course of the rest of Captain O'Don- nell's hfe. Lord Ruysland, walking around the big fish-pond, was thinkiug of the great changes that had recently occurred when he was approached by Mr Otis. The earl heard impatieDtly the sto- ry about Eatherine being his daugh- ter, but disbelieved it, and told Otis that he was a lunatic. Lady Cecil was within earshot, and at once saw that she was after all the daughter of a guilty, scheming wom- an, â€" Harriett Harman, â€" and had no right to Tiame of which she was so proud. Just then a bright light lit up the horizon. Bracken Hollow was on fire Old Hannah W.8 busy attending Harman and the idiot, Gaston, had got the matches, and carried out his oft-re- peated threat. Dantree got to the top of the build- ing, and fell with it, and perished in the flames, Hairiett Harman was locked up in her room. In bursting open the door she was knocked down and nearly killed. it Ik»p4 I hated mj \aAf. I aware ro- Sbapwtad mafromLinMil •It Jo»«at â-¼engo. Lioael. Loid Myikttd took her hand and bentoViM. 'Harriet, look at thia faeebeaide ne â€" It ia the child yon gave ma. Tell me again â€" ^ia she yooxs or mine f I loye her.' 'She is â€" mine, Katiierine Harman. Toors I gave to Sir John Dangerfield â€" Her grave ia in Caitleford chorch- yard, and â€" I â€" taw her,â€" saw her 1 â€" two days ago I' Lord Bnysland looked across to Mr Otis. ' She saw Helen Hemcn^th, said that mdividaaL They left the room, and Lady Ceoil fainted. • When ttiey retomed to Scare wood the earl had ample time to think over the whole affair, and weigh the evi- dence. It wat all clear. No room for any doubt. No point he could dispute. He recalled (he picture of Lionel Garden nell in the possession of the governess â€" her interest in the story â€" ths very strong likeness to bis own dead wife, the ghost, and the resmblacce to Ea- therine Dangerfield were explained easily now. What a bold game she had played And Treganna had fallen In love with her He had parted the*). Had compelled him to propose to Harmans daughter. His daughter livedâ€" had relented at the eleventh hour â€" had burned the confession â€" returned Sir Peter his money â€" renounced her retribution â€" and gone into the world aloua to fight the bitterbattle- her battle â€" of life. 'Oh God,' cried the carl, as he real- ised her position, 'this is the hardest to bear of all." [to be continued.] The conclusion of this sto- ry will be found on page 2, of this issue. THAT EISSING CASE. The Rev. Mrs Starr, nee Miss Gra- ham, undertook more than she had bargained for when she voluntarily brought herself before the public by unenviable m-^aus. The rev. gentleman's church at Winnipeg is crowded weekly by the curious, who go not to hear the gospel but to see the young lady who sent over the wires to a forbidden and an alien party to "come and have a hea- venly time.' The young lady has gained for her- self a notoriety for life, and brought a scandal upon the church. In case of moral ofifenders the con- ference generally relegates them for a season to some distant settlement. VV e know of one young Methodist di- vine who openly traded horses as a business, and on the evening before his wedding day he sent a successful representative who broke oflF the en- gagement. On the following day he drove to a neighbouring village, and married an- other girl fcrlhwith. The conference quietly took cofrni- zance of the affaii, and fsr a number of years the young divine has been la- bouring harmlessly among the scst- tered residents of the regions about Lake Huron where scandal travels slowly, CHKS8B FACT0BIE8. TheFlaahaitoa Cheeae pMloty ia flooiahinir. Moat of the fcrasâ€" ki the neigbboarhood aeiid their mik 10 the ffaetowy, and thus getoat of all the bald dairy work. 1^ manager has disioeed of the May and Jane make of cheeae for 10| cents per lb. This ia a good price for eheeee made in the irootha named. Thebayer pronoan- eed it good. I'he Laurel Cheeae Factory ia roing ahead. A large amount of milk is coming in weekly, 82 tons and 1951b. bemg made into cheese ki one week. The demand for cheese is'food, it fet- ches 10^. We see no reason why Markdale should not poesess a eheeee factory. Besides the fact that it would employ a certain number of hands, we know that it wonld be the means of bring- ing the farmers and their wives oiten- er into the town. PAT AND THE SERMON. it il- of MARRIAGE COMPLICATIONS. Queer complications grow out oftlc marriage of the Duke of Westminster. The duke's daughter Beatrice married the eldest sen of Lord Chesham, und has homo him a son and heir. Now, the Duke himself has married Lord Chesham's sister. The Chesham boy, born in 1878, is the nephew of his new grandmother, who is his father's sister, consequent- ly his grandfather is his uncle. IIi« father being his uncle's son, is his cousin. His mother is also hie cousin. Hence he is his own second cousin. His father being his grand- mother's brother, is his son's great- uncle. 'That waa a good sermon, was not, that he had last Sunday?' 'True, for you, yer honour, an ligant one 1 It done me a power good.' 'I am gla'J of that can you toll me what particular struck you What was it about ' 'Oh, well,' scratching his head, "I don't rightly â€" not just exactly know. I â€" a â€" 1. A' where's the use in ttlling lies. Sure I don't remember one single 'dividual woi-d of it, good or bad. Sorra a bit of me knows what it was about at all.' 'And yet you say it did you a er of good.' 'So it did sir. I'll stick to that.' 'I don't see how," 'W^ell, now, yer honor, look here. There's my shirt that the wife is afttr washing and clean and white it is, by reason of all the water, and all the soap that's going through it. But not a drop of 'em all â€" water, or soap, or blue has. stayed in, d'ye see And that's just the same with me and that sermou. It's run through me, yor honour, and it's dried out of me but all the same, just like my Sunday shirt, I'm the better and the cleaner after it. Mr eiky diat il.ii ««»di «trt to»i Cbik «, MrlUM wittM ttiatoJ^S MMikMdietMie tteir nmiZf l«i« ikoaa ia dafaalt. Ti t .AA B«iamMa OalttiCMa vIa t. £aph/4m i Uctita â€"Carried. September. K. thinlopr, If/ clerk/ BATIRS. A Loudon engtaver ha* iaioed faf' luon representing Oladstooe di^nl*' ing himself ae Beaconafteld, in order to terrify Arabi and the Karopca* Powers. He has already placed « pvimroae in his button hole and a earl on his fore' head, and is abowu iu 'iie act of pwt' ing a goatee to bis chin. Under tn0 arm he carries a rifled canooD, Irhile in the baokgrcmod art and Sepoy. • pow- V SUMMER DBINK9, To make root beer, take a qnat^titv of aarsapanlU roots an aasaafras b:.: .^ and some hops, and boil till iho strength is extracted, to three giiiloity of the liquor, after it is strainer!, ndC. one quart of molasses and a qi; i' it yeast. After standing in a wv.m place eight or t*in hours, strain ai,'.ii" and bottle. It will be fit for use ;!;•„ following day. For ginger- beer, take one pint ot molasses aud two opociifals of ginger; put into a pail to te half filled witl» boiling water when woU stirred Uh gether fill the pail witii cold water, leaving room foi one pint of yeasty which must not be put in (til Inker warm, place it on the warm hearth for the night. Aud bottle it ia the morniug. For spruce beer, take three poaaA* of sugar, four gallons of water, oner ounce of ginger, a little lemon poel or essence of lemon, and a little esseno* of spruce, to give it flavour. Stir al( together, warm it a trifle add a cup' ful of good yeast. Mead is made by dissolving one part of honey in three of boiling wa' ter. flavouring it with spice, and ad- ding a portion of ground malt an I » piece of toast steeped iu yeast, allow- ing the whole to forment. INQUIRIES FOR MAIU. SLEEPERS. ALWAYS MUST BE lyKTIBKe. A sleener is one who sleeps. A sleeper is that in which the sleeper bleeps. A sleeper is that on which the sleeper which carries the sleeper while he sleeps runs. Therefore while the sleeper sleeps in the sleeper the sleeper carries the sleeper over the sleeper under the sleeper until the sleeper which carries the sleeper jumps off the sleeper and wa kes the sleeper on the sleeper by striking the sleeper under the bleeper, and there is co sleeper in the sleeper on the sleeper TELEPHONING FOR THE WRONG DOCTOR. DEATH IN THE PULPIT. A well-known medical man of De- troit was called up by telephone the other day, when the following conver- sation took place 'It has come, doctor.* 'Ihe doctor thought he knew the voice, and, wondering why he had not been sent for, suoutej^ back 'Is it all right ' 'It's a very small pattern,' answer- ed the voice, which was that of a wo- man, 'but it will do if we take pains.' The doctor caught the last word, and called distinctly 'Give it paregoric' There was a mumbling discussion which he could cot hear, and then the voice called 'Is this Doctor- ' •No! It's Doctor. of Forest street.' Then he heard a chorus of mirth, and was informed that he was in com munication with a iasliionabl dress- making house, and it waa a sillt dress for Doctorâ€"^ â€" "s wife that was ucder discussion, and that he was the wrong man, which under the circumstances was rather a reUef to tlie Fort street physician. Chaptu XXYIII. "VV. H. Steinhoff. HOUSE, SIGN, 4 CABRUGE PAINTEB Contracts taken in town or cotmtry. Dundaik, Oct. 12. 1881. 71 VE TERIN ARY i^. z. :ivixoiv. Veterinary Snrgeon C-1 raduate of Ontario Veterinary CoUape, X Toronto. Calls by promply attended to. MaQ or Telegraph Bksue}ice, DcxBiUi 35-3)0. PART n. ClIAFT« XXVII. THAT NIOHT. Tliree hours later, and Redmond and Rose O'Donnell had quitted ticar- swood Park for ever. They had bid adieu to Lady Dan- gerfield, weeping feebly to Lady Ce- cil. who gave her hand clasp to him, and a look which plainly aaid. Fare- well, for eyerâ€" my lore. To Lord Bnyaland.who stood aghaak at O'Don- nell'a request ta leave Misa Hemoaa- tle alone for one day at leaat, when he would writo tfie Earl aB ha had learred of this wonderfal wa m ai, thia ajsteiy. The Rev. Mr Gerrie, Baptist minis- ter, while officiating on Sunday at the Baptist church on the Communication line in the townoLip of Smith for bis son-in-law Rev. Mr. Rodcliffe, sudden- ly fell dead while giving out a hymn. Mr Gerriti had resided some years ago at Elora. One of the oddest nKiits in the' south is to sr^ethe negroes hang abotit the post-office. They are the first ones to call in tbe roormng and thiy last to leave at ni.;ht, and it ia by u r means rare to have them inquire ioT mail ten or fifteen times a day. I waif- in the office at Marietta, Ga.. when an aged darkey limped in and inquir- ed 'Am dar' fo' or ftve letters for J oner broke Duke ' 'No, sir,' replied the postmaster^ after taking a look. 'WoU, den, I'll take one/ •There aro no letters for yen.' 'Isn't dar a newspaper ' 'No.' 'Ha«u't I dun got nuffiu' 'tall ' 'Not a thing.' Dat's curus â€" wery cnrms,' mut' tered the man as he walked oiit.' I followed after, ain) when I askeJ bim if he cxjiected au important letter that day he replied. 'Sartiu I does. DnVg why I've walked fo' miles dis mawuin" 'Where was (he letier oommin^ from ' •1 dnnno.' 'Who did yoi expect to ^ftite to* you ' '1 dunno.' ,Did you expect news or money iiy the letter ' 'Deed I didd, eah. ' I 'specCetf thal^ letter might hab $20 in it.' 'Who from ' 'I dunno.' He then told me he could ueitlier read nor write, bad no friends to write to him,4iad neyer mailed a letter nor' received one m. his life, and yet her had inquired for matt at leaat 600* times a year for the past ten years. I; fact, it wasn't au hour after I ieit hi:, before he circled to the ofioe ap." and said 'I reckon I mm' hab" some n" dis tim* ?* 'No â€" notlwRg for yoiT.' 'Well.ifdat hain't curus- Rcckou I'd better wait fuF d.i o'cloc train. EUPHRASLA. THE LUCEY BOY. HUHXan DOWN. Dying I No earthly aid could reach her The blow of the heavy door had done its work. The earl had thought over what Otis had said. He went to the Silver Rose where Harritt Harman lay dy- ing. Thither followed him Lady Ce- cil. She bad heard all tbe news, and was anxions to aee tbe woman said to be her mother. They got to her bedside, and as eon- scioosneaa returned, tbe earl snoke to her. 'Harriet, do yon know me V •Yea, my lord,â€" I do, Iâ€" Iâ€" am •orry â€" ' 'Listen, Harriet, â€" speak the truth now. Waa it your childâ€" your own childâ€" yoa gare me 20 yeaxa aco, or .mine ' Some men btgin to bo lucky when they are mere boys. A 12-year old boy shot at a cat in Leadville last week, but fortunately missed the oat but killed an influential citizen, who was asleep in tbe back yard of a neigh bouring saloon. As the influential citizen happened to be a delegate from Texas, who bad killed several men, and of irhom the Leadville police had a holy horror, the joy of the citizens was great in- deed. The boy received an ovation. The mayor made a neat speech in present- ing him with a gold-mounted revolver As tbe boy expresed a desire to join the minstry.he was sent to theological institute. Nothing, however, has ever been done for the cat. CAUGHT. A South Qrey farmer who sent S5 centa ftv rare cure fur the potato bag evil waa told to select two small flat pieces of wood, catch the bug and lay it carefully on piece iif wood No 1, press firmly till the bog • gathered to I hiafaUien. Ths council met pursuant to ad- journment, Aug, 4, 1882. Members all present. Minutes of last session of council read and confirmed. The report of committee on collec- tor's roll, E. div. of township accepted and collector requested to settlo up with the treasurer fo» 1880 roll before next meeting. Mr Erskine was authorised to act as be may deem prudent with J. Mc- Neely with reference to work on the roads. Wattfon McLaren's ac. laid over for information. Reeve and Mr Ellis to examine 3 4 sideroad, con. 6, and report at next meeting. Tbe Beeve,'Mr Fawcett, A Mr ElUs were appomted a committee to exam- ine assets and liabilities of tbe town- ship, and ascertain what rate wikf 1»» required for current year. Alter a httle dehberation they re- ported that a 1 cent on the -would be necessary. bchool debenture rates and amount to be raised as tbe s^ool sections re- qaire. By-Uw 820 wa» passed. The following amooota wese orJcrd to be'paid B. Helstropy, 6 ckidra ... $8.90 B. Mathers, road work...^ f*.00 J. Anderson, » ••• ffr.OO John MUlar „ $*-* B. Neely $1»'00 Js. Stinson „ ... f30.00 SAD DROWNING ACCIDl:, Intelligence has just been rocej at Latona, frcrn Fort Qu Afpcl! • North West territory, of a very sad accident by which Miks Isabella Smith, daughfer ol tha late James Smith, from Slcnelg tuWBRht}/ »ear Latona and her neioe Magi^ie Ross Mcintosh, a little girt of eight years, dattgbter of Mr. lingh Mclntnah, for-- merly cf SuUlivan township.lost their lives. Isabella Smith' and her neioe had gone on a visit to her brothers place, about seventeen miles from (he Fort and on the evening of Friday 21st of July, left for home, accompanied by this young man. There beii:g nume- rous trails on the prario leading to different places. It bemg dark it ap- pears they had taken a dffeient road from tlie one leading to the Fort, ftp* parently they haci wandered about most of tbe night and when within half a uHle from the Fort, lo trying to cross the river, had missed tiie land' ing place ov the opposite shore, and instead, came tto a steep bank up which it was impossible Do asoend. It is fNipposed that the horse, i» trying to cUmb np tlie bank, had fal- len back and (be water being deep alT that point, all three being unable to- extrioate (hemselvcsi wer* druwued*. Tlieir bodies were i«)und aud t«ikctf ou( of the wat«r next morniug by (h# MoutedP lice. Kendall's valuabfe Horse' Book. Firil of useftfl infof mation' 1 3 cents at this ci* fice. ^^ n ..