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VOICE OF THE PRESS Lizzi* m the The story ia told of the farmer who went to the air station and enquiring for his daughter wu informed that sin- WM in th* mess. "That would he Lizzie," h* said, "she was alway in a meu around home." But to offset that, a girl cune out of the city to help on the farm and she was taken into th cow byra to b shown ho* to milk a cow. She looked the big cow over wtih much trepidation and then turning to the- farmer said, "Could I not tart on a little calf first?" Trenton Courier-Advocate. Mukc It Unnimou The putting into circulation of the new five-cent piece with it* 12 sides has allowed the Govern- ment to save 60 tons of nickel a year, an appreciable saving. Now if, for their part, the citi- zens will save the five cents, everybody will be better off. Lt Proffi-es de Hull. How Rumor* Grow The trouble with rumors is that iii.tt.cad of going in one ear and out the other, they go in both cars and out the mouth, and nhortni'ss of the journey does not prevent them growing en route. Slk and Slack* "Don't Call 'Km 'Factory Girls,' Knginerr Told; They're 'Industrial Workers' Who Cry for More Work." There's nothing slack about \-n\ but the slacks, and sometimes even the slack* aren't so slack. Windsor Star. Be Careful, CirU A well-known writer of things for the lovelorn tells her clients that it's "a mLs fortune to marry an Icicle." That 1 * right, girls; he's almost sure to become a <lrip. Ottawa Citizen. Britain'* Preference It's said people in Boston pra- fer brown -shelled ejrgs; people In New York white. In Britain they prefer ejrgs if they can get them. Owen Sound Sim-Time*. Per*onal Item Field Marshal Krwin Komml, who ha* oeen spending the win- Ur on the outih shore of th* Mediterranean, in expected soon to leave for home. Christian Science Monitor. Make Ice Cream In Flying Fort American Fliers' Method of Mtkinj Their Fvorit Dessert li walks. than h tulk. :.-! Hi- tlr-.t two w. .!.! lie put* tr.^.'llier are Ice rri-am. Th.ii U. If lie's an American young. ,!r. From tin !! on. It's ills fvorit) ili-sir;! \nd now he thinks of It mn.ciuuH of It -- when lie'i flirlitinic In Africa, or bniMIni? alr- (l>-li|i in tins Jiiii'.'1-s. 'Hie story N MM of H M u-;n In Ounil.il' .tnal \\IKI diM'nviTod an Ice ere mi rei r There vas high e< ilmiu-til in ttitf rainiJ. Some- one nisiirt/l tor lc willed li- found In ;HI I. IIOU.M* abandoned by (lie .! i ii ni. .>. K 1 . i-none fought fur <li.ii>' . t.i tu] i, the frec/.or. ThT wa* a Billion and a lu!f to beduidr.l btMWfcii So Mariiir-M. ft wasn't much. It wasn't fn.x..-n v.-iy stiff, 'but It was (.lie best Miing WH ate on the Island." vow.xl on Marine AnuM-lraii flit-in- In Hi iUin hv (Uncovered an Ingenious way to make tlit-ir favorite desert. Tii-<y io.ii lh Ire cream in a large tin caji and aii'-'dor It In td gunn<'r'i oiniiai tm.'ii! of a Klylng Fortress. Soaring high over enemy territory, It In well shaken and frozen t p.-rfMtion I 'poll ret urn to |M,. * successful raid ! celebrated ia true \i, i. ! ',.,; The Flowers Bloom Where Women Work Brili.sti women may not lid !>!> tar soMi'M-.i dun in, tn ; hut they arc l>.-}<mil i|,i.\sti<n tidier in 'itn rKHid.s. Tl.cir urealt.>Ht tii>nii|ih W s"-n In ili^lr taking i, . .) ,,( w;ir'.'li]it.'ht .siiiiiuii.s. A j;ufxl many of Uii'.-.. iri! set iu lonely aud ininl'ly fields, but sihf* tho Wdini'ii were in.Ht, t |le,l \\\,. M ^itxliwork dcsvrlii hav lieguii to Ijloiuom Hko l,he rose. 'I he palhs g;ii>w neat and ti'ly; and ln^ides t.ko pomyMf IW-opvr. wlirri! vixclalilos are IH-IIH ffrown ttiictusufiilly, .small (odag- iit, . fUwr KurilMii eiubracu nil* l ill.l Jive Sung In Old Castle In Scotland Whictl It's Coast Guards Entertaining The Duke Four United States Coast Ouardsmen. who barged up to a Britititi castle and knocked on the door, not ouly were Invited In hut al .1 t.niw jive songs for a Duke and Kot to blow a liorn their hoot told .iii'in started th Battle of Waterloo. The story of their visit to the Scottish castle of the Duke of AT- gyle at Inverary was told by Do- Minion Vilardi, New York City, on his return from the North Af- rican campaign. He said the four slipped past members r>f the Scottish niack Watch RpginifMit oil Ruai'd at the castle and were Invited In by the Duke himself. Coast Guard Chap- lain Paul Townsend had rushed after the four to halt them but went along when thpy were in- vited In. ( <)i-.t (it nrdsinan Vilardi said that, aftftr a lunch of fish and cbipjt, the Duke sang them some. arias from Italian opara and ask- ed them to sin?. "Dkl we sing?" he continued. "We Rave him a jam session like ha never had heard and he was tickled pink. When we left lw seemed sorry to see us go." The Hurricanes Saved Britain I.'Mi..r !n t,iin<lon Daily Tele- graph. Sir: During th liattle of Bri- tain thfire were five Hurricane* for every Spilfire. and the Hurri- canes shot down more enemy air- craft than did all the other fight- ers ou'- own and the enemy's put together. This is due not only to Mr. ("ainni, the designer, but to Mr. T. O. M. Sopwlth who. whils Ui Air Ministry were wondering whether to order a couple of dozen Hur- rtcanps or a c.oupl r.f hundred, signed an order to the works to produce 1.000 Hurricanes. I believe the Hurricane- saved Britain in her darkest hour and not th Spitfire. HITCH MITCHKI.L. MMh'irst. 200,000 Muskrats Are Sold A* Food Officials of the UiiUrio Depart- ment of i; ' i,. and Kisheries said mceutly that about 200,000 of the 700,00''! muskrats caught In Ontario annually are sold for use as food. Ther lias beeu no appreciable liicriMUtt Iu tiht dumaud for the uiiliuals despite approaching meat r.itloulng, tbosa officials said an thfjr coiummitod on an Ottawa do- iMialnh which 'ii !' ,M .. I the use uf niiidk-rat for food. \ The ai'chitect haa submilted plans and we spend many an hour making little change* in order to have everything just as we always wanted it. Perhaps you will say w are dreaming but we know thai we are not. George and 1, like thousand* of newly married couples, always wanted a home of our own, but it seemed to get farther and further away. Our bank account never .seemed to grow now we know why. It was too easy to write a cheque for all the things we desired. But sines we have been investing iu Victory Bonds and War Savings Cer- tificates our savings have grown with remarkable speed. The reason of cause is that we think twice before we "cash in" a hundred dollar Victory Bond for some small purchase, becaus* we know that the rest of the money will be wasted on thing's we do not really need. That is why we will be able to build our dream-house right after Victory m achieved. TO YOU WHO AJLREADY OWN OR ARE BUYING YOUR HOME I !-ii l> What Victory Bond* Mean: A Victory Bond is a promise of better times. It means buying power for you aftew the war . . . real cash to spend . . . for thing* you are now doing without. It mean.s a nast-egg for UM at any time to tide you over sickness or other emergency. It ia the best se- curity for a loan. Any bank will cce-pt it. it means Capital to .start a business of your own, money to learn a. new trade, to send your child to University, to buy the modern things designers ar preparing for you . . . plastic cars . . . television . . . frequency . . . modu- lation radios . . . air conditioning . . , or to buy anything you desire. But above all, it means that your heart w in the right place in this grim struggle, and that you are behind our men BACKING THr: ATTACK. TO CANADA a Victory Bond means the pledge of your wholehearted up- port in the nation's all-out offensive. It ui your personal order to Canad* to go ahead on all fronts. So hold on to your Victory Bond*. Keep your dollars fighting until Victory ia won. HIRAM WALKER--GOODERHAM & WORTS, Limited . - - ' T%; in his own little room again " & ^: VI DAWES BLACK HORSE BREWERY DOW BREWEfiY - f RONTENAC BREWERY, Montraai; BOSWELL BREWERY .Quebec