NOW YOU SEE IT, NOW YOU DON'T . * One little U-boat, riding on the sea; along came the R.C.A.F., now where can it be? Probably on the bottom of the ocean, for depth charge churning the water in bottom photo was dropped on spot where just a few moments before a Canadian coastal patrol bomber .spotted the axis submarine somewhere in the Atlantic. Modern Etiquette By Roberta Lee 1. Should a girl working in an office give or send her employer an inexpensive Christmas gift? 2. Should children be :illo\ved to wear nail polish? 3. At a widow's sot-olid marriage, her first husband being deceased, should she invite the family ot her former husband? 4. When invited for a week-end visit, isn't it all right for a guest to take hi:; dog along? 5. When a married womun Is traveling alone, should she sign the hotel register, Mrs. H. I,. Hud- son or Mary Lou Hudson? i. Is it permissible for a girl to ask a young man to call, when she has known him for quite a while? ANSWERS I. No. She should wish him a Merry Christmas as he or she in leaving the office on Christmas Eve. In some cases, a Christmas card addressed to him and his wife is appropriate. 2. No. 3. Yes. Indeed, if the relationship lias al- ways been pleasant. Furthermore, these people should make every effort to attend. 4. Not unless the dog was also Invited. ii. She should ign, Mrs. H. L. Hudson, and her home city, but not her street ad- dress. 6. Yes. A rubber tree begins to yield even years after planting. DESCENT AT DAWN Ili'itisli paraliuopi'rs in tram; ing "somewhere in England.*' de- icend in a dawn sky from twin- niotorcil transport roaring away after dropping it* live cat'KO tli'T- ing aerial invasion nmnuv?n. WHAT SCIENCE IS DOING WEIGHTS Grasshoppers jumping about in a box do not lessen its weight; neither do bees flying about in a closed hive. A friend on a farm asked Dr. Gordon S. Kulcher, a physicist of Washington, D.C., if a hive would he easier to carry if she stirred up the bees so they would fly around. This suggested the grass- hopper problem to Dr. Fulcher as a similar but simpler ca.sc. He has reported to the journal Sci- ence, his findings. Each grasshopper as it jumps gives a downward kick to the box, thereby increasing its weight. While the grasshopper is in the air. the box is, to be sure, relieved of its weight, but when the hopper lands, the box again receives a downward thump. Dr. Fulcher shows mathematically thai t\vtfe balance out and the average weight of the box does not chance. The same applies to the bees in a closed hive: "The total average weight must be the same no mat- ter what the actions or motions of the bees and other parts in- side the closed container may be." The same applies to any body not at the absolute zero of tem- perature, for which all the mole- cules are at rest. At any higher temperature, because of thermal agitation, many of the molecules at any given instant are in the air, so to speak. But each mole- cule as it takes off gives a down- ward kick and again when It lands. The weight of the body as indicated by a balance is an average of these downward kicks and of the dead weight of those molecules that happen to be at rest. The indicated weight does not change with temperature. U. S. Prepared For Gas Warfare If gas becomes a weapon of gen- eral use in this war, the Chemical Warfare Service of the United States Army is ready to give It and equally ready to take It. Major-Gen. William N. Porter. C.W.S. chief, said the Germans are known to have large sotrea of war gas. and can be expected to use It whenever advantageous. "So far. In my opinion, the only reason the Germans have not used gas la that they have not needed It." he said. "We would all be very remiss, however, If we went into this without sufficient' quantities of gas." he added. "We feel now that we are ahead of Germany In the production of gas." HOW TO RELIEVE PILE TORTURE QUICKLY AND EASILY It you ar troubled with itching piles or racial soreness, do not de- lay treatment and run the risk of lotting this condition become chron- ic. Any Itching or soreness or pain- ful passage of stool is nature'* warning and proper treatment should be secured at once. For Ihis purpose got a pui.-kaK* ot Hcm-Kold from nnv druggist and use aa directed. This formula which Is used Internally is a small, easy lu taka tablet, will quickly relieve the itching and soreness and aid in healing the * > tender ; PC is. Uem-Koid in pleasant, tu use. in highly recommended anil It seems the height of folly for any one to risk i valnful and chronic pil* OOD&lttOn when such n fln>> rsnudy may be had at such a small cost. If you try Hera-Hold and are not entirely plenovd with thit results, your rirusKiil will Kindly irturn your money. ISSUE No. 443 Have You Heard? A Lancashire soldier and hit. lass had spent the day together, and on their return the girl's mother asked how she had en joyed herself. "Aw reel," said Jane, "but J think Joe-'s a bit mean. He nobbut spent sixpence on me all day." "Well, if I were thee I'd tek his sixpence back and mek him ashamed of himself,-" said her mother. Late that night, Jane knocked on JOP'S door. "Ere," she said. "Tak thi six- pence back. I doubt if tha can afford it." "Ee," said her lover, ''tlia shouldn't 'a bothered to-neet. It would "a done in t'mornin'." A Mayfair bomb fell on a mews, demolishing garages and small flatt above them. One small bedroom alone es- caped. Wardent and police rushed up. They caw a figure mov. ing about in the one surviv- ing room. "Are you all right?" they shouted. "Yes." came th reply, "but 1 can't find my collar and n- A woman estate owner collect- ed her own rents in order to save expense. She found one of her tenants in a discontented frame of mind and thinking that attack might be the best defence she be- gan with a complaint of her own. "Your kitchen, Mrs. Brown," she said, "is in a very bad state." "Yes, ma'am, it is," the tenant agreed. "And you would look the sanie way if you hadn't had any paint on you for five years." "You gave $100 for that rug?" said Mr. Browne. "Yes, dear," replied hit wife. "Now, look here, Mary, I'm going to put my foot down on this awful extrava- gance." ''1 don't mind, George, so long as you wipe four feet firt." The conceited young man was beinjf even more boring than usual. "It's a fact," he said with pride, "that people often take me for a member of the Guards." His fair companion wasn't im- presHcd. "Really?" she drawled. "Fire- shin - railway mud - or black." "Do you think Hitler stands any chance of getting what he' out for?" "I don't but I think he's got a good chance of getting what he's in for." New Records Set By C.N.R. In 1942 Review of System's Oper- ations Reveals Surplus in Revenue The upward treu.1 ot the indus- trial activity which began with the outbreak of war and which was so strongly marked In 11) tl, continued throughout 1042. states R. C. Vaiifflian, chairman and president of the Canadian Nation- al Railways, in a review of the system's operations for 1942. New traffic records were created for each month, and the traffic vol- ume for the year exceeds by a wide margin any previous exper- ience. Indicated net revenue will be $85,0110,000 against $66,608.341 In 1941 Mr. Vaughan reported. Oper- ating revenues will exceed $370,- 000.000 compared with $804,376.778 ami operating; expenses will be around $2S5.ni)0.000 compared wlto SOME COAL IN EVERY BIN IS GOVERNMENT REQUEST Help yourself aod your country by exercising a little patience, ven though you have not received all your winter's fu-el requirement*. Remember, your dealer U trying to distribute his aiipplies and tn.ika sure there's some coal in every bin. You won't suffer foi being patient because there is enough coal to kee-p every Uoaie warm this winter. Kelp yourself, too, by ordering 'blue coal'. Then you will be sure of more heat, mor comfort and more economy all winter through. You can find out about 'blue coal' by phoning ;h 'blue coal' dealer In your locality. rMIDDLE-AGE WOMEN HEED THIS ADVICE!! If you're cross, restless. NERVOUS sufler hot Hashes, dizziness caused by this period In a woman's life try Lydla E. Plakham's Vegotnblo Compound. Made especially lor women. Hundreds of thousands re- markably helped. Follow Inbol dlrec- ttous. Made in Citaada. D GUARANTEED TRUST INVESTMENT CERTIFICATES a 3'/ 2 % per an,>| AN EXCELLENT INVESTMENT FOR YOUR fa legal invest- > num for 5 year I SPARE MONEY 1 ment for estate I term. \ issued and guaranteed by V trust funds. ) THE TRUSTS AND GUARANTEE COMPANY LIMITED 302 BAY STREET, TORONTO, ONTARIO o Cut out and mail to The Trusts and Guarantee Company, Limited 302 Bay Street, Toronto Please (end me further details about your Guaranteed Tr-.ut Investment Certificates Name Address -n J2:!7,768.-I37. Freight traffic la millions of ton miles was 32,000 against 27.200 iu 1941 ami '23,041 in 1928, ante-de- pression top. and passenger traffic in niil.iuiis of passenger miles was 2.65(1 asainst 1,762 last year and 1.541 In 1928. Mr. Vaughan stress- ed that while the 194. volume o? traffic exceeded that of 1928 by 44 per cent. It was handled with 8.6 per cent, less staff, 25.9 fewe 1 ' freight cars, 14.2 per cent, fewer passenger cars au<t li.O per cent, fewer locomotives, while the fuel consumption in 1942 was less by 45,000 tons. After meeting ail operating ex- penses, including equipment depre- ciation and appropriate charges for deferred maintenance and re- newals Mr. Vaughan indicated, net revenue of the company will be sufficient to pay taxes and all other charges, including interest due to the public and to the gov- ernment, and leave a substantial surplus to be paid to the govern- ment. A Bird Story Pilots back from Guadalcanal recently told a tall bird story. A marine, they said, captured a wild parrot and tauirin it to shout: "Hello, Joe!" as greeting to anj Jap. He took the parrot to the front lines, where it shouted the greeting all day. Other parrots, free in the jungle, learned the greeting. Soon the jungle behind the Jap lines resounded with nerve-racking I'. S. accents. "Hello, Joe: . . Hello. Joe! . . Bello. Joe! . ." Time More than 200 figntius ship? are now manned by t.ua vaious cartes of the Allies. :i!>art from the Brit- ish Fleet. How Can I? By Anne Ashley Q. How can I make a fine-grain- ed sour milk cake? A. When making a sour milk cake, dissolve the soda in the milk and whip with an egg beater. This will assure a fine-grained cake. Q. How can I make ; practical twine holder for the kitchen'.' A. By the ue of an ordinary tin funnel ot suitable size. Hang it on the wall, first drawing the end of the twine from the centre of the ball through the opening at the bottom of the funnel. Q. How can 1 cream butter quickly? A. Heat the mixing bowl with scalding wa;r. Wipe, and put In the InitUT. It will cream iu much less time than required when the biner is put into a coid bowl. Q. How can 1 remove lacquer from silver? A. Lacqui'r may be removed from silver by sponging with alcohol. Q. How can I clean suede shoes without injuiiiiB tile suede' 1 A. An ordinary rnobe. spuuge, such as can be bought at any ten- cent store, the light sort that lias a good resistance, is excelent for keeping the suede shoes clean. It will remove ail the dus; and soil without 'i.inuiiis the fal.'rie. as so many of the very Rtiff brushes are inclined to do. To ivplace steamships diverted from Mediterranean traffic, Spa*" is building sailing ships. The British Breed Letter to London Daily Telegraph. Sir: I think the doggedness of an old soldier servant of my lirother-in-!aw until shortly before the war, when he was discharged from the Army as being too old, deserves recognition. Bombed out of hi? home and seriously in- jured, he neither grumbles nor complains, but is glad to be back at his ju again. This is what he writes : I lost all of my home and also lost my right eye, and had my skul. fractured in three places. I was- in hospital a long time and never knew anything. My wife got hit on the legs, but she is get- ting on pretty well now. 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