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Flesherton Advance, 29 Mar 1933, p. 7

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S3BE -- - â€" â- %- 1,/ -si* c 4 ' V»V •4^ I i ' CHORUS GIRL TAKES OFF 28 bs. wyten^ so-nds Puzzle Science Has To Be Slim To Keep Her Job FRESH AFTER A NIGHT'S DANCING *I was getting much too fat," writes a chorus girl, "and I expect you know bow deadly that Is to one of us. In fact, In time It means 'the gate' â€" in other words, our services are not re- quired. In these days a chorus girl has lo work very hard â€" dancing as well as •Ingingâ€" and it Is really necessary to be slim. A friend advised me to take Kruschen Salts, which I did, and after taking them for three months I have lost 28 lbs. I am delighted, for nobody loTcs a fat girl. The girls at the theatre used to 'lugh wli^-i tii«y saw the Kruschen bottle on my dressing table. But those who laugh last laugh best, which I do at the end of the show at night, as I am quite fresh and happy, after a hard night dancing. Thanks to Kruschen Salts."â€" (MlsS; M. W. It has been established that excess fat ia mainly due to improper working of the internal organs, which allow waste material to accumulate and clog the machinery. Taken every morning, B^schen Salts effect a regular, gentle, and perfectly natural clearance of this poisonous wastage which encumbers the system. Your blood-stream is thus preserved from contamination. Re- freshed and invigorated, it floods you with a new feeling of vitality, a new urge for activity. You follow the urge, and after about a fortnight that ugly fat starts to go. You feel it; your mir- ror reflects It; you make for the near- est weighing-machine, and very soon know It. Kruschen Salts Is obtainable at all Drug Stores at 45e.aud 75c. per bottle. FREE TRIAL OFFER OF KRUSCHEN the tent, »nd then, ii not fntlwly rouvlnMd tlut KruBchrn dors ever>'th1ng we claim It to do. the regul&r bottle it utili u sootl mj nev. Take it bacic. Yvur dninglst li autlioriied to return 70iir Tic. Immrdlatoly and wlthoul (liwetloa. Vou liave tried Kruik-hen tree a4 our expense. What couid be falr« T •1th a aeparate trial bottle â€" tufiiclent for about | Maoufartured bv K. GaiiriTHB Ht:oHH«, Lt4.i ' Oven th* UM Iwttla flnt, put tt Co i Maachettet. EngUuid. (Eatabllahed 17M). Tty Kruachan sew at our eipensr. We have 41atilbuted a great many iiieclal " GIANT " package* which make It eaijr tot jrou to atove our clalmi lor younelf. Ailc your dragglat 'or th« new " GI.4.NT" 7Sf. package. Thia conalata of our regular 75c. bottle together OUR CROSS-WORD PUZZLt Horizontal 1â€" De.Kterity 4 â€" Over 9â€" Carryall 12 â€" Bean 13 â€" Ethical 14 â€" Before 15 â€" Individual 17 â€" Faculty 19 â€" Land measures 21â€" Seine 22 â€" Moon 24 â€" Convulsive sigh 26 â€" To strike 29 â€" Passage 81 â€" Tennis term S3 â€" Girl's name 14 â€" French coiijiiiuijdii 25 â€" Watch ehavm J7 â€" Slang: sailor 39â€" By 40 â€" Set of tools 42â€" PUe 44 â€" Characteristic â- It;â€" Killed 4S^Weapon 50 â€" Capably 51 â€" Color 53 â€" Lowest point 55â€" Checkered cloth 58â€" Nam's of foot disease 61â€" Self 62 â€" Example 64 â€" Kind of dog 65â€" Beetle 66 â€" Eaten away 67â€" Golf mouuil Vertical 1â€" Serpent 2â€" Deer 3 â€" Oppressor 4â€" Cupid 5 â€" Parts of skeleton 6 â€" Conjunction 7â€" Tub 8 â€" Spirit 9 â€" Insect 10â€" Vase 11â€" To place U; -Ncili I kitii IS â€" Frfii h jilural aitiule 20â€" Sun 22 â€" Vegetables 23 â€" Up to 25â€" To plead 27 â€" To be of use 28 â€" Trivial 30 â€" That over there 32â€" Chik' 36 â€" To capture 3Sâ€" Plait 41 â€" Great fright iX â€" Play on wo 11 1. s 45 â€" UnceremoniDii.s 47 â€" Moist 49â€" Titles 52â€" Title 54â€" Glen 55 â€" To spreaii 56â€" Past 57 â€" Conjuuctiou 59â€" To regret CO â€" Period (J3â€" To act Found in England, India, and the United States Travellers returning from India often speak of the Barisai ^uns, the mysterious boomings Ike distant gun- fire heard in the delti> of the Gani^es. There is, however, no need to go ro far as India in order to hear mystery sounds similar to the Barisai pfunr. They have been heard on Dartmoor at times when no firing was in proiyress on the Okehampton Artillery Range, and when no thunder-cloud.<' were within sight. They came latt on warm evenings, muffled reportsjireci.'ely like thoee of distant guiis. IN THE NORTH SEA. Fishermen who use the North Sea occasionally hear similar sounds. They occur usually in warm, foggy weather Look-out men at Ostend have reported identical noises, veiy dull and distant but many times repeated, and always occurring towards evening. Tbey con- sider them to be subterranean. There are at least three places in America where mystery sounds have been heard for many years past. One is that beautiful region, the Blu Moun- tains of Georgia, where there are rec- ords running back for sixty years or more, reporting heavy crashes and booms, resembling the sounds of a dis- tant bombardment. These occur at all times of the year and in all weathers. It was formerly suggested that they were caused by bears rooting under rocks and sending them rolling down the hillsides, but today bears are txtinct â€" and the nois- es continue. In the hills of North Carolina and near Franklinville, in New York State, th« same sort of sounds are heard. They are described as resembling quarry blasts. STRANGE STORM WARNING. Prof. A. Issel, an Italian seismolo- gist, has written a paper on myster- ious noises heard in Umbria over a kng period of years. These detona- tions were quite distinct from ordinary peals of tiiunder. The centre from which they appeared to emanate was Monte Nerone. In the Mid lie Apen- nines subterranean thunder of the same kind is usual. The people call it , "Bombio." i One of the strangest spots on earth is the Quebrada Encantata (Enchant- ed Ravine) in the Uloa Valley, Hon- duras. This ravine at times sends forth a loud, melodious sound, which may be heard many miles away, and is regarded by all the people within hearing as an infallible sign of rain. What is more, the sound is so modu- lated as to indicate by its pitch whe- ther the coming storm is to be heavy or light. The amount of promised rain is in' exact proportion to the vol- ume of the sound. For Five Complete Sets of Poker Hands You can obtain a pair of first quality Ladies' pure thread Silk Stockings, 45 gauge. Combined with excellent wearing qualities, these Stockings have the dull, sheer appearance which is so de sirable, and they are obtainable in the latest shades. Sizes 8J-4, 9, 9H. 10. There is genuine economy in roll- ing your own with Turret fine cut, as you can make more than 50 cigarettes from a 20c. package. FREE Chantecler CiSantf Fmpvs With 9wy psckmgm mi payH to ^^Roll Your O^Ti" urith TURRET FINE CUT CIGARETTE TOBACCO SAVE THE POKER HANDS Imperial Tobaooo Company of Canada. Limited ...SMILES... The Vouih â€" "Your teeth are like pearls." The Girlâ€" "Pearl who?" lArs. Robinson was an extremely careful mother, ami had rei)€atedly cautioned her 6-year-old daughter against handling any object that might contain germs. One day the little girl came in and said : Little Girl- "Mother Dear, I am never going to play with my kitten any more, because she has germs on her." Mrs. Robinson â€" "Oh, no, there are no germs on your kitten.'' Little Girlâ€" "But, Mother Dear, I saw them." "Can you tell me the way to the Post Office?" Inquired the stranger. "I can, sir," replied the oldest in- habitant, obligiBgly. "Go up ths Downs and keep straight along the crooked lane, then round the square, and when you turn left yon are right." Sems from Life's Scrap-bo<^ Peace "Peace is Uie happy, natural state of nan; war his corruption, his dis- grace." â€" Thomson. I "Blessedness Is promised to the Kcemaker, not to the oonqueror."- irles. ( "The need of mankind in this great vork ot establishing peace among the tuktlona la to realize man's oneness of erlgln In God." â€" The Christian Science Honltor. I "All things that speak ot heaven yp«ak of peace."â€" Bailey. i "Toothing can bring you peace but Xoorseir. Nothing can bring row BMce but the triumph of principles." â€" Bmerson. • "The question of peace or war de- pends on our power to create fellow- » I . = Answers to Last Week Puzzle Infant Colds "BABY'S OWN T.\BLETS', write? Mrs. Louis Wheeler, of Indian Roail 'Crescent, Toronto, "are splendid for children's Colds, Coughs and Cramp? §y v« the best corrective a child have.'* en a baFy or young child ' catcht? 1", a safe,- pleasant, efficient cor "VtcUve is ne«dcd immrJiateh'. 1'Yio\\ ^Itllds of Mothers alwavs keep B.\B^ 'S 'OWN T.\Bt-ETS at hand for thi- 'prompt relief of the common ailment? of childhood. See safety guarantee in '•ach 2S cent package. • -â- â€¢^ Dr. Wllllami' BABY'S OWN TABLETS ISSUE No. 12â€" 33 Lower Fares Tried By British Railways London â€" In 8*11 effort to couuteract the heavy competition offered by motor travel the railways are reduc- ing their third class lares for the summer months to the pre-war rats? of a penny per mile between all sta- tions 10 miles apart. The result will represent a saving of a half-penny a mile on existing third class rates and a penny on arst class tares. Some officials declare, however, unless the railways regain a consld- erabla proportion of the passenger traffic recently lost to motors this experiment will likely prove very costly. New rail fares will still re- main above the motor rates. It is not considered the innovation will affect London suburban traffic where the I068 ot passengers through the open- ing ot new tub© lines has been prodi- gious. Many progressive women are up-to- date In everything, except possibly their birthdays. Proud Mother â€" "I think Junior be- comes more like his father every day." Neighborâ€" "Really? And have you done nothing to prevent It?" The average woman desire.-? to be the one to make a man forget all the other women he knows, then, she pro- ceeds to remind him of them all the time by asking him questions about them. "Permanent peace is a pipe dream," says an aunt who has lived 21 years with her stepmother, 19 years with her mother-in-law and 25 years w^lth her daughter-in-law. A naval officer on a country walk called at a cottage for a cup of tea. The door was opened by ex-Warrant ship. Only love that believes in fel- lowship, and will suffer anything In making It, can dissolve the frictions." â€" Rer. James Reld, M.A., la tlie Bri- tish Weekly. London. England. Remember: The conquests of Alex- ander the Great, and compare them with those of Christ Jesus, whose con quests were not against man, ' hut against evil. ^ Recol'oring of Radiators Uadiators never should bo i>alttted. If YOV Are... ANAEMIC - ALWAYS TIRED - WEAK NERVOUS - RUN-DOWN - RHEUMATIC In 72 different countries, sufferers by the thousand have found now health, new courage and new happiness by having their Blood Oxygenized by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. . , Weak and anaemic people have been wonderfully strengthened . . . Thin bodies have gained needed weight . . Nervous systems have been revitalized. . . . Pale, listless teen-age girls liave experi- enced the glow of buoyant health. . . . Middle-aged women have been fortlSed for the critical change ot lite. . . Worried, high-strung business men have been given renewed nerve force» Oxys^enizes Your Blood Stream idiate i^dii!e\^. lIOT^'evgV, Ihe'^'d* It«ed reflpjshing from time to t|me In the In- terest oflippeftrance. 'The proper mft' terial to use is lampblack mixed with alcohol. It not only ImproTM the beauty ot the part but also protects lb© metil. > The floiw in the wedding cake of eypsies Is mixed with blood taketk from tliP wrists ot the bride and ijrooiii. Ur. Williams- Pink Pills In- i-rease the supply ot the vital clement OXYGEN In the Hlood Stream, which then ^ijiles new nourishment, new Tltainy and new health to every organ ot the body. Unless your Blood Stream â€" which Is your Life Stream â€" Is adequately oxygenized (and thereby purified and enrich- ed), the food you eat won't build red blood and Arm flesh for you. By their remarkable oxygenUing power. Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Pills make your food really feed your Blood, your body tissues and yoSr nerves. - â- ^.- YOt? can experience the beue- flclal results of Dr. vfirUams' Pink Pills, as «c many thou- sands of others have testified}. Get a supply from your Drug- gist â€" and start the treatmRt without delay. IT'S UVER THAT MAKES YOU FEEL SO WRETCHED Wake up your Liver Bile â€" No Calomel necessary Fur you to feel faeaithv and bAppy, your aia of liquia bile into pound ,y. Without that btl«. liver muAt pour two pou your bowelv, ever>' day, trouble starta. Poor dtgeauon. Slow eliminatiun. Poiaona iu the b^idy. Cjcaer&l wretchedneaa. Uow can you expect to clear up a aituation like thia completely with mere oowel-mo\-ing â- alts, oil, mineral water, laxative candy or chewing ^m, or rouahage? Tbey don't wake up your hver. ^ou need Carter's Little UTtr Pilla. Purely â-¼egetahlc. 8afe. <^uick and sure reaulta. Aak for them by name. Reluae tubetitutee. 2oi'. at all druggiata. M Classified .Advertising FAT£HTS. N OFFER TO EVER? INVIl.N'TOR. List of wanted luventlons anJ full InlTorinution sent free. Til* Xamsay Com- pany, World Patent Attorneys. 273 Bank Street, Ottaw;i, Canada. MTUBSEBY STOCK. Ol.UER XT'R.SERY STOCK DIRECT. Save dollirs by getting my pricey on Items you Fonthill. Or.t. need. .Standard Nursery, v\. Roszell, prop. PABMS rrs 8A£E. When Your Daughter Comes to Womanhood Give Her Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound Most girls in their teens need a tonic and regulator. Give your ^ughter Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound for the next lew months. Teach her how to guard her health at this critical time. When she is a happy, healthy wife and mother she will thank you. N OVA SCOTIA y. R.M.S FOR SALE Also hotels, businesses, summer rfr rts. Free list. Hugh llcCailum, Trurft DRUG SL"Nr)n!K.S AND SANIT.U Supplies. Write for wholeEale caC logue. Sent Distributors, GINA, .S.isl{. to adults only. Boi 143, Devt. KSSICAL. PTURKL'? WRITE FOR INFORj MATION. Smith Manfg. CompanJ! Dept. IMO, Preston, Ont. RUPI M.J A&EHTS WANTED. S.A L E 3 it E N spring OR LADIES, GUH catalogue and fabrics aM ready: sell ladles', men's and children^ flno knitted outer and underwear; a l>^- Ing business for you, steady emploY- ment. llberjil commission. Write tod^, British Knitwear Limited, Slmcoe. Onf. KEKVAirTS Officer Jones, who had served with the officer. Both were delighted at meeting, and Jones explained to his visitor that he was comfortably fixed, owned the cot- tage and a bit ot land, his only ex- pense being halfa-crown a week tor a hoy. "Ahl" said the Commander, 'To clean your windows and brass?" "Xo, sir,' replied Jones, "he calls me every morning at six and says, â- Warrant Officer Jones, the Command- er wants you.' I says, 'Tell the Com- mander to go to Halifax,' and goes to sleep again.' 10 POrN!'tf l.AP.iJE i'RINT OR SlI* '" Quilting Remnants. J1.50; 26 pouifl $3.00. A. McCreery Co.. Chatham. Og This is the time of year when just a little attention to the home premises and to the streets and alleys and va- cant lots will do much to Improve the appearance of the town during the spring and summer months. Small ex- penditures and a little time will do wonders in making a town attractive. Ministerâ€" -"Do you take this man for better or for worse?" Colored Bride â€" "No, eah. Jes' as lie is. It he get any better he'll die, an" et he gets any wuss Ah'U kill him my- self." Young Lady (after singing before a stage manager) â€" "Do you think I can ever do anything with my voice?" Stage-Manager â€" "Well, It might come in handv in case of fire'. ' A man says in the Spring a house- wife's fancy lightly turns the furniture around. A little girl ot four came tearfully to her mother one morning with the complaint: "How can 1 button my dress when the huttona are in the back and I am in the front?" SCALP-HEAL â- World's ' p anci Kali Ths 'World's Greatest So Tonic Get rid of Dandruff and Sccretlona. Prevent baldness .ind grey hair. Restart the hair cell.". Vitulizi- the scalp. .\ot before it is too late. Write scAXP-sxAXi coMPAanr Eo: S13, Station T. • Toronto MONEY FAR YCU 1 AT HOME " YOU csn CArn good mon«r ia a^«r« time at home making dUp lay cardj. No ecUing or canvasaini^. W'e instruct you. fumuh com- plct« oumt and supply you with work, wriu Co-day for free booklet. The WENHENITT COMPANY. Limited 64"" Dominion Bldg., Toronto, One â- â- â- â- â- â- â- â- â- â-  Mil Each Spoonful Means Health Insurance 'Take regularly SCOTT'S EMULSION fof Norwegian Cod Liver Oil Builds Resistance « . Easy lo Di3c$t Motl»erâ€" "1 hope you didn't take a second piece ot cake at the party?'" Bobby â€" "N'o, I took two pieces first time." Son â€" "Daddy, 'why do they call it the mother tongue?" Daddyâ€" "Well, just see i»ho uses it the most ' One reason some concern* are "in the red" Is the fact that not enough black in the way of printera' ink was used in their advertising. U>^bard to get^tbe beet ot some men â€"they haven't "*ny." Spain Hat 7 Women Mayors In Spain, where oaly two years ago J omen occupied a position eo depcn- •nt tliat ihcy could not even arrange (or their own hank account, there are now seven women Mayors.â€" San Kran- e&co Chronicle. REDUCE ilND REJOICE lACEY'S n»duc;ii( Cum I* t nM-JIet, iur« ui4 fcaaHTli tTMitmtnt, hasad »« ttM rrcommfnclHUofn it •oilaMit watlaiUt*. Ttia 9nwT<at(M Ik 00 cvflv^ iMff. ao that vou can tatiiry yaunalf that it c«a* talB* atvthine thtt wiif 4Utiir% tfw matt Motltiv* eaactitiiTion. Simply ch«w aa* pltee at ttil* l«m«*< ftavar^ mtd'e«t»d sum aftar »«*> m«al to l«f' •xnait fRt. QuArantaatf harmtrta %ni a wentlM tMiic U'^CO'S tacrvMee vitality.^ markabtr. w* hav« many I«t1 teveral vtuittit And y«r»." 750 A B0?( •TORES. If r»mJl to J Malk

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