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AGRICULTURAL Theory and Praetle of Butter Miking. for beef producing purposes it is bait te raise th* breeds bast adapted to beef, bat for th* dairy it is not easy to decide just how far to go in the direction of milk at th* xptnw of th* carcass. A writer in the Practical Farmer says: Keep good onws. I began with grade Short-born* and aomoon cows. They averaged about 300 pound* of batter a year par cow. Aad in winter th* batter was not yellow. I hi tarns convinced that I ought te keep batter cows. I gat thoroughbred Jersey ball. His daughters made batten ouw* than their dams. Next, I bought three registered Jsfasy cows and bull. From tbsm I hav* a hard of that mad* bat year 2,141 pounds of butter, 906 pounds te th* cow, and nice yellow bat- ter ia winter, without any artificial coloring. Yal 1 ha vs not reached tb* point at which improvement cease*. My next son of KnU of St. Lambert. 13.057. sire of forty sows with nssrds from fourteen to tairty-au pounds of butter in seven days. If hi* daughters do not maks batter * * * i > x always quoted higrer thaa dairy batter. Of all ths theories, th* fifth one I found to b* the most difficult on* M put into prac- tice. Whan I wanted to improve my cows, I did not have to ask th* consent of anybody. When I decided to chaage th* ipnlation of th* cream so as to improve the grain, flavor and color of the butter, I did aot have to ask the consent of anybody. But having don* that and being conscious that my batter is superior to the common ran ot batter, and feeling that I ought te b* rewarded by receiving ajew cento a pound mon thaa the market price. I can- not gat it without ths consent of the pur My prio* is twenty five cento s r th* year round, which is tour cents abovs th* average market price, for our town. I began seven years ago with ir. ft was a aaw departure and people wen afraid that when batter want up above my prut my cows weald go dry. la a fsw weeks I got another easterner. Now. I keep twenty one families in batter which is tar beyond my expectations when I began. I always make mars batter in winter than I have engaged. I pay osrtein groorrymea two cents a poond for selling ths surplus for not IMS than twenty-five cent* a pound the families eventually baooma sterner* and take the place ot old hav* moved away. To gat THAT RASCAL BARSEY. Sams of than I now hav*, I will bs not a littis dis- appointed. Can for the caw* so that they will do their bast the year around, and produce clean, rich milk. Just how maeh credit should bs given te ths Jersey cows that I BOW nave, for producing more batter thaa the common caws that I began with, is im- possible to tell Because, as ths value of inatisssd, I took better can of I began feeding grain avcry day in th* year. Th* stanit wa* mads warmer, and ths cows an ia it svary day, whan they an th* mot* comfortable than, which in winter is most of th* tim* . Keeping them sp to much of th* tim* necessitated giving them mon freedom in th* tells, therefor* I took out the stanchions, aad pat m chain ess- ties. Then they did aot keep them solves "lisa I rented i*d that by patting a movtabl* slat floor under th* hind feet, with a tight floor six inehat below th* slat*. By grooming them with a currycomb and rice root brash befar* milking, nlmaliaats is cured. Since adopting that plan thers bat been no sediment in ths bottom of the cream jar. The milk it clean and eoaasquu Uy th* butter is clean and of a good fla ' vor. Th* winter ration consists of corn' oats aad barley chop, wheat, bran, mid. d lings, linseed meal, silage aad hay. On an reran, one pound of milk mak*s on* cone* of butter. ] Set th* milk to u obtain th* great**! possible amount of cteam. The milk is Itrained through a win aad cloth strainer into Cooloy cans, which an submerged in running spring water. Ws find that by patting about a gallon of water in seen can and then filling with milk, th* anam will rise quicker aad mon completely. The effect is muit aotiosabU when th* cows an advasosd in lactation, or oa dry feed. Night's milk stands thirty-six hours, and morning's milk twenty-four hours. We skim one* a day, every morning. Th* at tail Is always sweet, and U put through a ngu lar proems of ripening, consequently ths butter is uniform in flavor and color. Ws ripen th* cream so at to produo* th* best flavored batter. " We," moan* wifs and L Thus far ths work tomes under my super vision. Bat ths ripening and churning is superintended by her, and she will tell just ho U is dona. Ths cream is pat into a n-gallon itea* jar. Pour late this on* toaoupful of buttermilk, saved from the previous churning. I then pat the jar in the ripener, which it an old dash churn. large enough to admit th* Croats jar with an* inch of water space around th* jar. The churn is sawed off low enough down to allow good band hold of Ins jar. Th* upper part is fiied for a lid. At th* bottom i* a small faucet for drawing the water oft Fill the ripener with bet wttor. The tem- psratan of th* water depends upon th* weather. The colder the weather ib* hot- ter th* water, ths saimat tb* weather tb* colder the water. If th* water is too hot and th* onam is raised much abovs seventy degree* and hsoom** too sour . th* butter wiu b* white and contain specks of cassia and not b* of a good flavor. Put th* lid oa ths ripener, aad lot it stand until ths water is cool; than test ths cream with th* thermometer. If it is not at seventy degree* renew with warm water. It most be at seventy dagrass la ths evening and stand m ths water till morning ; it ahoaldthan bs thick and war. Than stir thoroughly aad tost it again ; if it is sixty easterners th* year round at a tat pro*. on* has te emphasise the fact that they will be san ol their batter every week. and when batter is scarce and high priced. your cows will aot go dry. I flad that th* nearer I aairy out ray theories, th* greater an tb* not profits. Betides the sale of butter, than is a demand for oottege ch*e**; buttermilk, poultry, eggs, fruit and vg*tebl*s in a small way. which would go to waste if I shipped my batter to a larger market. Taking everything into considera- tion, 'I And ths bom* market most profit A LESSON OF THE COAL STRIKE. nasnaw* *r Werkl tall/ 1***ks Ike fell y of Mrthes. Tb* ooal striks in th* .States bat. includ- ing outsiders, caused hundreds of thousands te bs thrown out of work. Bven ia Canada many thousands an idl* through ite mis chievous and far-reaching influence. Many employers are also great sufferers. Numbers of work ingmen, in BO way connected with the quarrel, an being painfully taught th* folly of those wan waged against capital, which, while they provide profitable am ptoymaat for those who engineer strik**, do to at th* cost of untold misery to innocent brers. Th* old laying ran that if tions were wise kings would sot play at B, This might bs modernize 1 thus: If workingmen wer* wins, *trik* !*adn would CMS* from troubling. Mr. Powd*rly. th* former ( irand Workman of tb* Knights of Labor, stated tome years ago that nins oat of svery ton strike* won quite unnoo- smary. Tb* ooal strik* la Knglaad last year, en- tailed loss to ths public directly and indi- rectly of 175,000, of which ths greater part fall upon Tin WOBKIHO 'MUSKS. AH IRISH 1TORY Among th* pastsagers by ths train which steamed out of Dublin for tb* South of Inland on* day last summer was Mr. John Sharps, who was spending his holidays for ths first time in ths Bmsrald law. Some time before, hit friend Tom Murray and be had arranged to "do" the country ia the fortnight at thsir disposal. Murray had spent bis bolidsy. in Inland before, and aa as* of hi* visit* had mad* the vyf-'iifrv"** of a bluff aad jovial Mr. Kelly (ovary on* know* how easy it is to strik* up acquaintances in Inland), at whose baoas h* wis staying until his friend Sharps should join him, for h* had laf t for Ireland two days b*for* th* latter, "I hop* I haven't forgotten Murray's Utter," said th* traveler fumbliar in his pockets for it, "for I can't remember th* name of tb* place ba said he'i tteyintf at. t's with a small farmer named Kelly, Bally or another, bat I can't recall th* right nsm* of it" A canful t*aroli revealed ths fact that bs had forgotten the letter. "However." mid bs, "It doesn't matter gnat deal, for * oar-driver at the sta- tion will, of oours*. know the plans" for his fneod bad in bis letter directed bim to sk e a oar from th* small waysida s u t ion of Kilbag te this forgotten "Bally," a dis tone* of over flv* mile*. Having, then fore, consoled himsslf with this reflection h* dismissed ths subject from his mind Arriving in das time at Kilbog. Sharps observed a solitary jauntiag ear ataadia outside th* station. H* immediately bur ried forward to engage it. last h* should b* forestalled by soms of th* other passengers, of whom two or three bad ali.ntod. "Hen. Pat," mid a* to th* drivsr. ' m* down to Bally Bally Bally round an.i pointing to added. " Or won't it be Bally there*" "Why, how in the name of all that's oly am I to kaow which of all those it is?" xclaimed Sharp*. " Then all so atrocious- y liks on* another that it's utterly imps*- ible for * stranger M toll which ie which. never 1 was more bewildered in my life." The oar had by this time stood still and the driver sat quite contentedly with a ar-away look novelist* say in his eyes as our female ing, BO doubt, upon tb* itent Our traveler pondered ruefully over his gac _, beauty of some distant " Bally." irpleiing situation, trying to gain a meant if extricating himself from the max* of tally* surrounding him. Suddenly be exclaimed, " Ah ! Pat, I've jot it now ; I'm going to a Mr. Kelly wno IBB a email farm at this sternal Bally ; a risnd of mine is staying there, and I'm roing to join him ; that'll get us out of th* liffionlty" ; and he added a few expressive rsmarks about himself for aot remember- ng this point before. ' VY sll that's always ons stop f urdh*r for- ward, your honor, replied the driver, and the question is now to find cot what Kelly it'll b*. Will it b* Paddy Kelly of Ballymurkey " "Of oours* it'll be Paddy Kelly of Bally murkey.' ' broke in Sharp*, for h* was deter mined to have nounon obstacles placed in tb* way. \VhuelseoonlditbebutPaddy Kelly T Isn't every Kelly in Inland a Paddy? Hurry up and drive to Paddy Kelly's as hard as you're able." Och bogor, your honor's the joky man nloinly," said the jarvey, apparently ouch amused. "But then yon ass, there's Mikey Kelly of liallymoraa, that's number at U -seronto Junction bat been th* won- derful recovery of Mr. Wllliasn Henry Wagar, who ha* bean looked upon at a hopeless invalid. A representative of this per we* sent to interview Mr. Wager id gain all information potaibl* m order to *atisfy la* public concerning the truth of the wonderful onr. Making his way to Doaeronto Junction ths reporter informed Mr. rUviD, th* station matter, of Iks object of hi* mission. That courteous official having assured ths reporter that he 'ould find this oa* of mon taaa ordinary interest kindly pointed oat th* rout* to Mr. Wager's niaiileiine Th* Wager family is one ol the oldest in tb* Bay district, and Mr. Wagar and his pes- ar* well known throughout a wide radius of country. Arrived at the boats th* reporter knocked at tb* door and was quickly admitted by Mr. Wager himsslf. who it may bs remarked, is In hi* thirty- fifth year, and *as formerly stnpUysd as a section man on th* (irand Trunk Railway, bu section extending east tad west of Deeeronto Junction. He wat a good workman aad faithful esrvent of ths company. On ths iSth el April, 189), be was compelled, oa account of ill-health to givs up work completely. The doctor pronounced hu trouble to be nervous palpi- tation of the heart. The district surgeon of th* Uraad Trunk Railway attended him and did all that modioal skill oould suggest in order to give him relief, but at th* tan* time frankly told bim that h* oould proscribe nothing that would effect a per mauent our*. Mr. Wager wa* a member of th* Uraad Trunk Insurance and I'ro- vident Society audjdunng hit illneas receives the usual pecuniary allowance given for a thing ; it'* a village about flv* miles from bars ; you'll know it, of conns." "It's all right, your honor," nplied th* jarvay ; "jump IB and I'll drive you than." Hit little luggage having been bundled oa, the traveler took his seat, and a start we* mad*. Th* tourist didn't fancy that th* jarvey wat, from his tppearaoos, a particularly intelligent man. There was an air of stolidity, of duinets even, about him which bim quite different from the bright, witty, lively, blarssy-laviag fellaw toe Irish jarvey i* said to b*. Sharp* addressed bim somewhat familiar- two ; and Larry Kelly of Ballykiernen, nn-nber three : Rory Kelley of Ballyrooney, number tour ; Tarry Kelly <>< Ballyfornan, number five ; and Danny Kelly of Bally- martin, number " "Stop '. stop ! for Heavea't take, stop ' ' cried Sharp*, quit* aghast at this intermin- able string of illustrious Kelly*. "This it enough to drive a man distracted ; it'* even won* than the Ballyt it is, upon my hon- or, *v*n worse." "Well, your honor, every one of thim's a Kelly, and every on* hat a small farm," laid th* larvey. "You don t moan to toll me," cried th* olhar, "that all these names you'vo i Uooed an really th* Christian names of people T" "Bvery on* of thin-., your honor," th* grmve reply ; "they're all called after th* Saints. " The tourist mad* a grim remark aoout "th* Saint*" which, if it bad been heard by that* individuals, would assuredly aot hav* secured foi him their intercession in celes- tial regions. " Ws hear a great deal nowaday*," he continued in bittorn*** of spirit, "of re- forms being needed in Inland W* an told tbat certain things. in Inland *hould bs swept away. 1 go in with that ; let ui sweep away th* Bally*, driv* them out o! th* country, give thorn no rest or peace until th* last of th*m is *vb*rminated, for I'm sure nobody can say tbat Bally is tucn a pretty term that it should b* prefixed to lyas'-Pal 1 beoauss, Ilk* other strangers, | almost every village and hamlet in tb* h* had a vagat id*a that every Iris rejoiced in this distinctive uatieval n Those who got up the strike alone benefit- ed. It has been shown that taken alto- gether the average net profit to th* Knglu.li coal owners, oa a tents of yean, was about fifteen cants per English ton, and that th. average return upon their capital lavasted " *nlv 8 1 i oer cenu per annum ; a which ; also th. tpct whon tb. earn, re- On th* way along Pat exerted himself a littl* and pointed out a few placet of inter- est in the locality, inch aa th* spit where a famous Irish king of olden tin;** Brian Born, pwhapa at th* head of s small army defeated a hundred thousand Spaniards, or frenchmen, or Englishmen, or some other kind of foreigner Pat wasn't very sun two or sixky-fosr degree* it is ready to churn, if colder must hav* th* warm water naowod te maks it tbat temperature. W* ass a barrel churn revolved by a crank. It usually takes half an hour to churn. When th* batter hat separated from the butter- milk and is th* six* of small shot, W* stop churning. Poor in half a gallon of water at sixty-two aagrtts, shake th* churn a littl* to mil it. Ia thro* minute* th* batter will hav* raited to th* top, then draw off th* buttornilk through a strainer, to catch the particle* of butter. Pour on two gallons of water at sixty-two dsgnes, revolve the burn three or four times, then draw off t h* water. Wash ia another water. Whan th* water i* off. l*t drip till tb* water only drop* from th* spout, then salt with good dairy tal t. Common salt will aot do. W* hav* lost customer* by using it. Pat ons ounos ot salt to ths pound. Sprinkle in a littis at a tim* ilirring gently till it is thoroughly mixed with the rraauU* of butter, then work in th* obara. If tb*n an streaks ia th. batter th* salt has not besa thoroughly worked through it. Ths batter ia mad* in on* and two pound brick* and wtapfsd ia parchment batter paper. Mall th* batter direct to th* oonsum*r at a special pi ice the year round. Oa!y th* best (tads ol private dairy butter U and can b* sold IB that way. The fast that the bast grad* ol dairy butter is not on ths market in competition with creamery bat tar. uslsinswhy it is that the Utter was only 8 1-4 par cent, per annum peer dividend in a risky business, mad* mon so by slrike-bceasa. There an no thoroughly nimbi* fact* te enable us te correctly estimate th* ntun anon th* capital invested in ths American bitumin- ous coal mines ; but jast preceding th* strike it must hav* been very trifling, if it existed at all, owing to the litsined demand for ooal oauesd by tb* Blackness of trad* arising from th* prolonged nncertaiaty inssiinas th* proposed alterations in tb* United States tariff. Th* public loss through the dispute has bora enormous. Rven when th* striks ia ended it will be a long time before business thoroughly recov- ers from Iks shook it has received. It would a valuable object-lesson for those ho hav* bsan ths dunes of designing men. and for the purpose of enabling intelligent workmen to combat the Iocs* assertion* of th* getters up of strikes, if KJILl MII.I SfATWTtOB wer* got together showing (I) the number of mra thrown out of work by th* ooal trik*. both generally and locally: (2) th* at of wag** thus lost; and (3) tb* to employers and other*. In Toronto alone the lost** will ultimately amount to largo sum. Tak* Canada all through, th* total losses, direct aad indirect, will probably amount to a million dollars, Whn t can b* shown tbat in a given locality in Canada hundred* of man hav* lost between them in actual wage* thousands of dollars tl rough a strik* hundreds of mils* away, t will open th* eyes of intelligent working- .nsn te th* fact that strikes an ofton far- naebiag in th*ir effect, aad to ths folly of ulwring ntnke.lts.der* te adapt from Fal- teff and say. "Th* workiogman is our oyster. " Then is gnat suffering from ths tlauknsat of trade, and It ia really too bad to bav* this additional and unnecessary trouble piUd oa th* top of it. When once the exact figure* an matters of record, for na* wHan future strike* an in th* air. and t oan b* shown th* exact number of meu who have last from 'M to SO dollar* aoh through a ttriks many hsndnds of miles country. Th*** forcible comment* did not, however, bring him any aoanr his destination. "What'* to b* don*. Pat?" b* asked of th* jarvey, almost peevishly. " How axe ws to gat out of this dilemma ? Hav* you got nothing to suggest " " Well, if your honor laves it to m*," replied Pat " I'd say, try tb* whole of the Bally* round about, and then we'll be sure u> fomd the right one." " Will it bs necessary to tak* thorn all !" "Th* very one we'd miss might be ths vary on* your honor wants," doubtable king slew *mgl*-haad*d about This was unanswerable ; to, ia a tone of five hundred of tb*** foreigners . and two resignation, thebewtldered tourist replied or three other spun renowned for evenu equally aitoaisbing and authentic. Hi* listener was aot to muoh impressed by ths recital ot these eveuu as might b* tnppot- ' Bxcoas me. my friend," said he, rather contemptuously, " but I'm too eld a bird to twallow chaff of that sor . Ptrhaps you link that I'm on* of tb* gn*n kind, bat 1 *li*v* I know at much a* an Irish jarvey ." and h* added under hi* broath, "especially n* so dull wttted at yon sesm to b*." 'Och, tun," replied the jarvey with a touch of meekness in his too*, "it isn't for he loik** of m* to tarn your honor. " They had jogged along for about tw*nty minute* wnon to* driver, with * puxxled xpreation on bit fact, said "By- the- bye, your honor, what's ths ism* of th* place your going to ? I forget what yon called it" "What name I called it '" said be some- what blankly : "it't called Bally Bally sa't tbat d**p*rat* ! I can't nm*mb*r th* ,.-... But you ought to know th* name jf it, Pat ; I rely upon you. What'* th* jood of you putting yourself out at a oar- Iriver if yon don't know the names of th* ilipas round about T" Aad h* inwardly cbod fat* with having placed him away, it would be the i many unnecessary strike*. of fending ofl Undecided -Naturally! At an auction tak in th* N or th muoh _mucamsat was caused by aa old man who persisted in running th* prije up seemingly Uaiast himself. At th* *ad of ths sal* a cabinet wa* put up tor disposal, and h* continued hi* bids as usual, whan th* auo Uusters took* to him about it, and, after a littl* parley, said: " Bat I toll you then is no one elso bid- ding for this ancient cabinet. Yau s raising th* prio* agaiast your*slf." To which tb* old fellow replied: " W*U, you see, I'll t*ll you how it is. hav* got two oammimion* frotn two differen people to bid for th* cabinet, and I am till undecided as to which of them U to havt it. I get a commission from both.' " Well, g-> ahead then. Pat, go ahead ; I gin* th* whol* thing up." Thf y did go ahead, aad they kept aom g ahead for nearly four dreary hours. There wasn't a Bally in th* whol* county tbat they didn't call at nor a Kelly at whose house th*y didn't make inquiries. Mr. Sharp* wa* to hav* reached hi* destination at three o'clock, but it was nearer **v*n when, weary and worn, they jogged into Ballymartin, and found that it was the long- wished for Bally, and tha*. Mr. Daniel Kelly was ths muoh sough t-for man. It was unfortunate that Kallymart.ni had been put last on th* list, out these littl* innocent-looking circumstance* generally ar* unfortunate. Trie journey hav ing been ex tended to four certain number of weeks to lick member*. The eooiety also paid hu way to Montreal that he might oonault an eminent medioal who acU as referee in uch oases. This epecialut at once pronounced hu hopeless ; oure wai impossible. He returned home greatly dejected, and the Insurance Society paid him 'he whol* amount granted to ite memben in CBN of duabtlity. Mr. Wager ha* since tbat tima reaided t|hie homeon tbeCiravel Road, unable to work, seldom going from home except to made an ocoauonal Uip to Deeer ootoaud Npnee. About three moathiago Mr. John Kitchen, the well-known wctiuu maiter on the Grand Trunk, who reeideiat Deeeronto Junction, tola Mr. Wager of the virtuee of Dr. William. I'.uk Pills, and recommended him to give them a trial. He accordingly procured a quantity of the famous pills in order to give them a trial. Now mark the result. He soon felt the good effects of this great medicine. His appetite improved. The fluttering sensa- tions about his heart appeared to be less pronounced. He ,-on t mue.l taking the pills and his health steadily improved. The change became apparent to friends and neighbors and t maiter of public interest. He gained m weight As He remarked last earn ir or he was little more than a walk- ing ghost ; now, a* the reporter oould easily see, he was a substantial specimen of humanity Mr. Wager informed the reporter that before he oemmsoecd taking Or Williams' Pink Pills his heart used to beat rapidly and continue palpitating violently for tome time if be attempted to out even one suck of wood ; now be ?an cut the dally supply of wood for the house without any such disagreeable sensations. He feels himeslf a different man and his neighbors are all congratulating him upon tho ijroet change so plainly manifest. Hs eipecta as soon as navigation opens to commence work again. Mrs. Wager was present during the interview and corrobor- ated her husband's narrative. They consider ft a duty to publish abroad the virtue* of Ibis famous mediume which has brought such hop* ana comfort to their hones* hold. Mr. Wager also told of a leading farmer in the neighborhood who had been troubled wi'.h a chronic headache, v ho, at hi* suggestion, had auo tried Dr. Williams Pink Pills and had experienced relief in a' very thort urn*. ' >tker oases in DeerronU* snd vicinity are known to the Tribune in which I>r. Williams' Pink Pills have been productive of much good. These pills are a perfect blood builder and nerve restorer, curing such diseases ae rheumatism, neural- 2U, partial paralysis, looomotor ataxia, St Vitua' dance, nervous headache, all nervous troubles, palpitation of the heart, the after affects of la grippe, diseases depending .a human of the blood, such as scrofula, chronic erysipelas, etc. Pink I'lll* give a healthy glow to pale andsallow complexion* and are a specific for troubles peculiar te the female system, and in the oaee of men *pr _ . nadar th* guidance of such aa incompetent, tupid Jarvey for Sharp*'* temper was of (h* brittle, iraaoribU kind. "That* quite true, your honor," nplied .he driver, "but you asa, there's mori thaa on* Bally round about liar*, like ; there's iallymurkey, for instance, that we pantsrl on our way along ; it lias a little off th* road." Uallymnrk*y !" exclaimed Sharp* ooa- fideutly. "Why, that's ths very place : I'm certain ot lU We'd batter go back. " Bat there's Ballymoraa about three moil** furdher on ; perhaps that's th* plaotr" "rUllymoren !" said the tourist a littl* more cautiously ; "perhaps that is the . In fact, n >w that I com* to think of it, I beli* vi- that's tb* very aam* Murray gav*ishi* latter." " Or is your honor sure it un't Belly- kicrnan ; it lie* abcnt two miles to th* east tbtrebsyantr" taid tb* Jarv*y, pointing with bit whip in th* direction indicated. Ballykiornaa '" said tb* other rathor timorously. " Well it's poatibl* that may b* the place, but - " Or maybe after all It'* Rallyrooacy, that lie* away ia the opposite direction, about two and a half moilet to Ih* west th*re times the length, the jarvey very naturally asked four times the far*. Th* unlucky tourist paid him a sovereign, and a* th* latter pocketed it he looked at the visitor with *om*thing between a leer and a grin oa bis face, as he remarked " The next time your honor's traveling on a oar in Inland, ba tnr* to ask for Belly-Something, id I'll warrant you'll see a good bit of the country." But what wen his foiling* aext day when, on their way fnrth*r south, his friend Hurray told him, amid th* most nproariout merriment, that the jarvy had all the) tin* humbugging him. H* was atked penally by Kelly to be tun to take no other eagagemeot but your- self, to that a* knew all th* tint* where b* wat going to." said his friend. " Oh ! he s a onto ooo, Barney. Although h* lookt dill and stupid, Ivi's really on* of the sharpest and most wide-awake jarvies in all Inland. When I think upon the way ti* hoaxed you, taking yon round a circuit of nearly twenty miles for a journey of five, anil charging a sovereign for his fan, when is. was the right thing ' " aad he again burst out into aa uncontrollable fit ol laughter from which bis companion devout- ly hoped be would never come out. What Sharps said at this humiliating discovery need not ba put oa record, but among*! other thing* b* registered a vow that if aay man found him in the future en an Irish jarvey to driv* him to Ily-Bomethiag, he woald give tbat man full liberty to transport him. LIFE ON 1 RAILWAY, they effect a radical oure in all cases arming again indicating th* direction with his whip. Baltyrooney t" repeate te tonritt me ohanioally, for b* wat beginning to get muddled, " I don't know whether it will b* Ballyroon*y 01 act. " Won't it b* Hallyfornan, that lias away ia that direction '"said the jarvey pointing auross tb* country in what seemed to be a nort1i-*Mt direction ; and then, turning ruin in< ntal worry, overwork, or exc* )r. Williams' Pink Pillt may b* bad of all ruggiita or direct by mail from Dr. Wil- lams Medicine Co., Brock ville, Oak, ot iohenectady, N. Y. , at ."<0c. a box, or six or $2..*iO. S** that th* company's register ,1 trad* mark is on th* wrapper of every box offered you, and positively nfus* all nutations or substitute* alUqed to b* just as good." Remember no other rem- edy has been discovered that can success- ully do th* work of Dr. Williams' Pisk Pills. Constant as the Polar Star. Mrs. Muldooly "Th' trouble wid my nuSand u that h* niver stick* to any was .hing mora'n t week." Mr. MctJroggin "Yes do him iujoxwtio* Vlrs. Muldooly. Oi niver taw * firmer mon .ban your husband phwiu it com** to a shtrika." EXPERIENCE OF A GRAND TRUNK EMPLOYEE. A Veteran's Story Joe. Bemmerien. ,, :ui old soldier, 620 K. 140th St.. N. Y. C'ity. writes us volun- tarily. In 1W3. M ths battle ol Fair Oaks, ns was stricken with typhoid nvar, snd aftrr a long *tnc*to In hospitals, lasting mv- eral yean, was dtt- charged as Incuraolo With feaw.tt>e- THE t>ll 111 r*a liaesare-freaeaari^l lu- euraM* aasl Pahl Ike fetal nuhi nir lassirance Alleweel at IB* <Y*ass>aB7-- wae* rt *a Ik* rea4 I* nValik Mr T*lls Hew II fume Akear. from tbe I>ooroiit > Trlbiino. Daring the past few weeks a fruitful tuhject of conversation among th* [*op!s Doctors said hnlh lungs WITH jil^-UHl and IK) could not live long, but .- comrade iirtjcd htm to try Huofl> SaruparUlA. Bfrfnrn bs li.id finished one bottle his coiiph IH-KHII to get Moat, tho choking .wesatioh Irit. and inijht HWIUUA :rw !>*.< and !r. Ho Is now In tfoud In-all* and cordially rfvommomU Hood's Sarsaparilla at a general 1<!o<l purifier nml ii cists, cspcrtally to hin commies in th (i. A. H. HOOD'S Pu.L. na*4 n>a4e, ma ar* ** feot In cosniosiUea. arciotUoa aaU s