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« r â-º WEAK HATS ALL THE TIltE. A Curioiu Cuittoui uf Some Pcr»Lin4 Not AttoniiaU with B^tldumia. From time to time I h*v;- aoticed theo- ries setting forth the chief caosee of bald- net>a, aach as kbnormkl heat from the head cover, and •• cocalriotion of the blood vea- aels of the bead by tight hats." Prof. T. Wesley Milla holds that "the principal root of thia trouble 13 in nervoaa atraia.' All these theoriea may have somethiut; to do with the loea of hair. Daring; seTeral years' reaidence in Hong Kon»{, in my pro feasional daties, I had to do with a goodly number of persons, representing a large variety of naiionalitiee, and in my gtady of these people I foand that many theories deduced from local experiencea at home were, in aome cases at least, hardly broad ecooi^h to oorer all facts found at lame ir; nature and bearing upon the speciSo points of investit^ation. Familiar with some of the popular theories as to the canse of baldness. 1 was surprised to find men who always wore a covering to their beads, and daring business hours and who always when out of doors wore a very tight bat, were never bald and pas sensed a wonderfully strong, thick head of hair. X refer to the Parsees (Persiansi. There is a sacred, religisua law among tliem that no man shall go with hia head uncovered. When the Mohammedana invaded Persia, the major uart of the native Peraiana who were not extermmated ded farther eait into India, found protection and a welcome home among the Hindoos, a people of castea, and in order that these strangers shoald always be identilied, also knowin, that their religion obliged them to wear a bead covering, a law was passed to compel all Parsees to wear a certain style of hat whenever exposed outside of their own private home. The hat prescribed is as tall as an American silk hat with no brini ; it truly might be called a '• stove-pipe." Thia hat ia worn inclining backward on the head from io to 40 degrees, and, in order to keep it on its place, the brim is made to cling very close to the head , bein^ so tight and so constantly worn that quite a deep depresaion is caused aubetantially around the head : it aeemed as if the skull might be involved, but, not having the opportunity of examining one, I was not able to folly determine. Whenever this hat is removed, a skull cap immediately takes its plaoe. In my professional daties these bats often had to be removed, and it appeared to me as a curious factâ€" if some of the popular theoriea were altogether true â€" that these people should never be bald. Therefore, I instituted a series of strict inquiries. Many of these gentlemen spoke English intelli gently, also French. German. Persian and their' local Hindoo dialect. Some of them kindly allowed an examination of their beads', and also assured me that they never knew one of their race that was bald. Popular Science Monthly. „. MAiainoNiAU A Brilliant Weiitllog la Scottish Upper Tendom. The great event of the season in the southeast of S<xiiland has been the mar- riage of Hiss Constance Kisbet Hamilton, the rich proprietress of Biel, Dirleton, Bel- haven and Pencaitland, East Lothian, to Mr. Henry T. Ogilvy, son of Sir John Ogilvy Bar(.,of Inverqohariiy.Forfarshire. The ceremony took place in the private chapel at Biel House, without any brides- maids, yet the whole elite of the district, as well as many from a distance, aeemed to hav<! turned oat. though the hour hxed was an early oneâ€" S a.30 m. Bishop Dow- den oCiciated. Most of the guests left immediately afterwards, as the newly- married couple were not going on any extensive marriage tour, but intended passing the honeymoon at Biel. Though every tiling was thus gone about in the sen- sible manner which might have been expected of Alias Hamilton, her bridal dreaa might have excited the envy of ladies generally. She wore an extremely handsome dresa of the richest ivory white velvet brocade, with long train. The petti- coat was of ivory white satin, and was com- pletely covered with valuable antique Brus- sels laoe, which had been inherited from the late Lady Mary Nisbet Hamilton, the bride's mother. The bodice was fastened in front by live large diamond buttons or brooches, and had a high Tu£ and trim- ming of the same valuable lace. Her veil, which was of the same Brussels lace, was long, and was fastened back with large diamond stars ; and in her hair she wore a spray of white hawthorn (the Ogilvy badge), myrtle and white heather. She alao wore a ruby and diamond brooch, a triple horseshoe diamoad brooch and two diamond rings, the gifts of the bridegroom; a hawthorn spray in diamonds, the gift of the brother and sisters of the bridegroom . and in her hair a diacaond ornament, the gift of Sir John OgUvy. In addition she wore a tiara of &ve diamond stars, and a diamond necklace, with cross and earrings : and wore rings and bracelets of the same valuable stones from her family jewela. She carried a beautiful bouquet, composed ct white heather and myrtle. The mar- riage presents were very numerous and â-¼aloable. MB. KERBI'S STRAMGE DREAM, lu TTbicli Ha learns Partlcalan of His Mother's Deatb. There are man' who. while not believing in spiritualism, nave a strong and abidmg faitb In presentiments, especially when the belief is accually forced upon them by demcnatration. Sa;:h is Mr. Joseph Kerby, of Montreal, the representative of an Eng- liab mining syndicate. He ia of the old Kerby family of Brantford, it bemg his brotber James who built (he Kerby House in that city. Mr. Kerby was in Toronto a few days ago and m the course of conversation he tcld a remarkable story. In 1;03, when the American -wTir was at its height, tc went south from Chicago to look after some cotton business. At Nashville. Tenn.. he was captured by the Confederate forcta as a spy and thrown into prison. After a few months there he waa transferred to Libby Prison, and ior some onfence towards the oi^oer in command was placed in the black hole with a single companion. One night his comrade in miaery awoie and heard him sobbing, and waking him up. asked whv be was crying. He eaid he had dreamt that hia mother had die<i in Brantford. Canada, that night : and what particularly impressed him waa that she bad insisted upon dying upon a certain bed and in a certain room which she had never before used. Some weeks after this Mr. Kerby was released and several letters handed to him. Among them was black bordered one from h <me. Before opening it he told the ciEcers that he knew is wcold contain the annooncement of his mother's death. Relating his dream he opened the letter, which fully bore out the strange preaentiment, his mother hav- ing died the night in question. Mr. Kerby relcrned home : and before allowing any one to tell him the circumstances of bis mother's decease, he related graphically the death bed aoene, naming tb.^ae who were prtseui, inducing L^r. Reginald Hen- wocd. who still practices m Brantford. Tiie circumstances attending the death and those that he dreamt were alike in every particular. SAD DOMESTIC STORT. tVuiaaa Arrestcti for KUUdie b«r Husband â€"A Man la the Caae this Tlm«. An Ottawa despatch says : Another tragedy is reported from Vattawa. It ap- pears that a dispute took place between W. G. Gilmor, proprietor of the Union Hotel there, and his wife concemmg a young man, Joseph at. Denis, who, Mr. Gilmor averred, was too intimate with Mrs. Gil- mor. I he result of the row was that Mrs. Gilmor threw a ginger ale bottle at her hosband'a head, cutting him badly. Ha died shortly afterwards, and the doctors t;s::(y that the erfect of the blow was the cause of death. When Mrs. Gilmor was summoned during the night time to her dying h.'.rband's bedside t:t. Denis was in her room and escaped by the window. He teati£ed at the examination which followed into the sad azair at Pembroke that he had been intimate with Mrs. Gilmor for the past year and had access to her room at any time. Judge Deacon gave bim 24 hours to leave the town. Mrs. Gilmor has been arrested for manslaughter and lodged m Pembroke jail. Hough ou the Dudva. The other night, aaysthe New VorkSfar, three dudes, dressed in the height of fashion, whs were retomiag to their homes .n Brooklyn, amused tnemselves by over turning ash barrels. Their actions were watched by an odicer standing in the shade of a near-by tree. Aa they passed under the spreading branches of the tree the policeman came from hia ambnsh, and. stopping the trio, said : " This ia nice, gentlemanly conduct. No doubt to you it's rare fun. Now, if you want to avoid dis- grace and the loss of 310 each you mast come back with me and I'll show you what to do." " Oh, only a little joke, old man," ex- plained one of the dudes. But the officer was obdurate and made the fellows march back to overturned barrel No. I. " Now," said the policeman, " place the barrel in its proper position, gather the ashes and rubbish and place them in the barrel." " But surely you don't mean that," ex- claimed one of the missing liuks in horror. •• Do what I say, or I'll arrest yon," re- plied the oftioer. With great reluctance the three took their first lessod in garbrge gathering, and the same oi>eration had to be performed until the four barrels which they had up- set had been redUed. When this had been finished the oihoer allowed them to go home. A Good Kind of Face to Have. Memory of events. â€" This is shown by a wide, full forehead in the centre. Reasoning power. â€" A high, Iouk and well defined nose and a broad taoe exhibits this great faculty. Moral courage.â€" This faculty manifests itself by wide U'^trils, short neck and eyes set directly in front. Langaage. â€" This faculty ia exhibited in many parts of the face, particularly by a larve mouth and large, foil eyes, opened wide. Self-Esteem. â€" This faculty shows itsel in a long and deep upper lip. Large selff esteem gives one dignity, self -control and perfect independence. Firmness. â€" The presence of khia faculty when very large, is indicated by a long, broad chin. Firmneaa iasynonymous with willfulness, perteveranoe and atability. Perception of character. â€" This is in- dicated by a long, high nose at the lower end or tip. This facalty is very useful, if not indispensible, to a Judge in the exercise of the fanctiona of his olhce. Powers of observation.â€" The situation of this facalty is ia the face just above the nose, tilling out the forehead to a level with the parts on each side of the nose. It 19 a facnity which enables one to concentrate the mind upon the subject being discussevi Consoieniiousness. â€" This is shown in the face by a square jaw, a bony chin, prom- inent cheek bones aud a gensral squareness of the features of the entire face. To be conscientious means that one has a sense of justice, honesty of purpose, rectitude of character and moral courage. >'«w Bints for Hume. Vo not amuse the children by letting tbem cut the pictures out of vour Dore bible. Indiscriminate giving is a bad thing. It ia better to help pay the running expenses of a charitable organization than to give a piece of pie :o an unworthy tramp who has a ruined digestion. Never blacit vour boots with stove pol- ish and deal gently with your wife if she cleans ier jewels with your tooth brush. This is in exper ence that is bound to come to man some time in life. Be sure to h.ave an elaborate method of opening your doors from the inside. This will keep burglars in ti-.e house until the police come, unless you argue too long with your wife as to whether it is the cat or a June-bug that you hear counting the silver in the dining-room. A HarUtocrac Mr. Parvenueâ€" That s all settled about them carriages, then: bat look 'ere, the missis said I -was to be sure and have a crest painted on em. CoachOuilderâ€" Oh, certainly, sir. 'What is vour crest ,' ilr. P.â€" â- iVeU. Iâ€" erâ€" that is, Iâ€" erâ€" I s pose I've forgotten it : bat that don't matter, do it .' Vou can find me a crest, can t yer. if I pay for it .' Coachbailderâ€" I Jn.yes. sir, by hall means. Ive got a few ere as you could choose from, sir. 'Ere ycc are, sir . lions ia popular, but hclepbants ia wery peculiar. â€" Fun. Five Decorative "yevers.'' Never permit a wh,:' marble mantsi %m disfigure an ctherwisc tasteful room. Cover :t with a draped ma. -el board. Kever have a dark carpet >.-.d walla in » room that is deficient in light. Only apart- ments open to the outer light wul stand gloomy tones i.". decoraiio; Never havea carpel fjt'''-.''neii with gigan- tic roses or other »ctu»l i'jwers that h»r- moniie with nothii-g. The colors v~ •« carpet she tUd. in a great measure, comple.e the color and seheme adopted for tha room. Never put a piece cf furniture into » room merely becaiue it is pretty and will 13" up. Every article should have its real or apparent use. As a general thing the necessary pieoee will ocoopy ail the space that ahoald be allotted to fiirniitiae. Never hang a picture from one nail. Aside from the mere question of safetj, the use of two nails, the cord stretched acrt»s them so aa to come down squarely to the comers of the frame, has a sym- mstrical efiect, and makes the walls look verv much more finished. â€" Hjrie. ITC'HINO PILES. Stjipicms- Moisture; intense itching an stinging : most a: night; worse by scratch ing. If allowed to continue tumors form which ofiru bleed and ulcerate, becomin very sore. S^stmi 3 OisTiizsT stops the Itching and bleeding, heals ulceration, and in many cases removes the tumors. It eqaallv efficacious m ctiring all Ski Diseases. DR. SWATNE Jt SON, Pro- prietors, Philadelphia. SwaTss's Oi>TS(SSl can be obtained of druggists. Sent by mail for 50 cents. as he â-  I (hie) Pnt it to a »ctentitlc Test. " My dea.'." remarked a husband struggled to pull of cia boots, really think I've lost my cmd. â- â-  Well. John, ' responded his wife, anxiously. " wl-.y don't }ouhave a micros- copical examination made and find oat for sure ' " Cold Water luid Cholera Ia£antuiu. We endorse the f cUowing remarks of Dr. H. F. Hendrix on cholera infantum isaya the " Monthly Bulletin " cf the Iow» State Board ot Health i in the Witkly Medi- cal I.evieir. Dunns! the progress _^f the disease, and for some time Oefore active symptoms manifest themselves, we have noticed the insatiable thirst cf these little patieiits, and always not:ced marked relief front giving them plenty of ccld water. It seems strange that any one sbonld deny » simple remedy like thia so pleadingly de- manded. Dr. Heodrix, moreover, ^i»iiT»« that it is beneficial as a preventive. He says : ' I feel it my duty to say (taking my own observation as a guid'.-< that .bolenk infantum will not occur in any case where a plentiful supply of cold water is given at all times and on all occasioca. night or day, whenever the little one desires it. And, further, I woald like to :mpreas upon the miLds of those who have the care of child- ren to lay aside any scr-cple cf reserve they have in regard to giving cold water, and to give it freely. Those not able to let their wants be known sbcold have it placed t» their lips and let drink to their sat isf ac- tion. " •â-  The Champion Dove !|Story. Ever since Noah's messenger baste The Mystery uf the Cuiut>, It would be curious to know what myatio meaning our forefathers attached to so simple an act as that of combing the hair. Yet we learu from old church history that the hair of the priest or Bishop was thus combed several times during divine service by one'of the inferior clergy is mentioned as one of the essentials for use during a high mass when ating by a bishop, and both in English and 'oreign cathedrals they were reckoned among the costly pos- sessions of the church. Some were made ot ivory, some were carved, others gemmed with precious stones- Among the combs ned back to the friends who bad shared with her the long seclusion caosed by the worst storm on recora, to show them the first signs she found of better weather comiug, the dove has been considered a bird of good omen. The people of a church in Belfast report a siugolar coincidence last Sunday. Jnst as the pastor was reading the words : " I beheld the spirit desoendiog as a dove out of heaven, aud it abode upon Him," a beautiful dove dattered in at the opon door and alighted upon the railing of the back gallery. It next dew to the pulpit, and after resting a minute perched upon the The coinb speaker's bead. Being brushed away the dove dew dowu beeide the Bible, and finally, De«r the close of the sermon, clew oat through the open door at which it had entered. â€" Leiciilon Jjuryuit. A Very Obllclns Editor. The Port HopeTim<-« man desires to be on perfectly familiar terms with bia readers, as the annexed general invitation which appears in his paper will teatify ; Don't forget the editor when you have a news item. If your wife licks >'^u. let us know of it. and we will set it right before the public. If vou have company, tell us. if you are not ashamed of visitors. If a youngster arrives at your home, begg-.ng for raiment, buy a quarter's worth of cig.irs and come around, and if you are a cash subscriber we will famish you a suitable name for biui or her. as the cir- cumstances will permit : and if you have a social gathering of a few of your friends, bring around a big cake, seven or eight pies and a bam. Too Much Modesty. John, " ahe aaid, as she toyed with one specially known to history are those of St. of hia coat buttons, " this is leap year, isn't Noet, St. Dnnstan, and Malchias. That it?" " Yes, Mamie," he answered, as he of St. Thomas the Martyr of Canterbury is looked fondly dowu ou her golden head, still to be seeu in the Church of St. that was pillowed on bis manly bosom. Sepulchre, at Thetford, and that of St. •• Thisisthe year when theproposingisdone Cuthbert at Durham Cathedral. From by the young lailies ?" "Yes." "1 hope sundry references in old legends to the use you don't expect lue to propose to you? " of the comb in divination, and from its ap- pearance in combination with pagan emblems ou rudely sculptured stones in various parts of Scotland, it seems proba- ble that thia wasoneof tha objects of pagan not that kind, I hope, veneration which early Christian teacherj deem it prudent to adopt, investing it with some new significance. The Century. Queer Fact* and RappenlnK*. | Edith Birkham, of Racine, Wis., lost her life by falling out of bed. I Boys found a oracked demijohn iu a oree near Rome, N.Y., inside of which was a sucker that was over a foot long and so large that it could not escape. A Washington Territory man left S'2.000 tor all the delicecios of the aeasoa to be fed to his dog, while hia old father was made heir to bis watch and chain only. The widow and daughter of old Dr. Wheaton, of Birmingham, N.Y., were attired at his funeral iu white dresses, aud wore bouquets ol tlowers, while the remains lay ou a sofa covered by a many-colored robe. While Andrew Lockwood was rowing aoroas the reservoir below Andover, N.J Why, Mamie, dear, I never gave a thought â€" l-er â€" to â€" toâ€" tell the truth, I've only known you forâ€" th-.t ia to say â€" " •• I'm glad you didn't expeot me to propoee. I'm No, John, dearest, I couldn't be so immodest. I am going to let you do the proi'Kjsing yourself iu the old-fashioned way. The old-fash oned way is gov^d enough tor me." And the gentle maiden gave her lover a beaming smile ; and yet the youth rejoiced that be had found such a treasure of moiiesty. Knew the Youth. Young Winks -I think I'll call on Mias De Puyster this evening. There's no cue there. Young Binksâ€" How can you tell ? Winks â€" Her little brother is playing in the front yard. If there was any one there he'd be in" the parlor back of the sofa. Lleutenant-GoTeraor's Pruclauiatlou. 'I'he Ontaric' GAtette ot today contains a procUmation raising the village of Forest, iM the oounty of Lambton, and the village cf Ueseronto,' in the county of Hastings, to t '0 dignity of towns ; also annexing the vv atsr lots to the town of Varkdale, The Diabolical Crimee In Hungary. Two fearful crimes are reported from Deslb. lu one case a tailor, named Gna>iig, poured through a funnel melted lead mio the right ear of hia sleeping wife, binding she was not dead the wreK'h then pro- oeeded tc strangle her, but was interrupted by the arrival of the neighbors, who found the unfortunate woman still alive, but in a desperate condition. The murderer is still at large. The other case is that of a butcher, who fired a revolver at his broiher-in-law, and, believing be waii dead, went home and killed hia victim's child, a babv 10 months old. He then attempted to commit suicide. At llrst A little. Liftciilag cooj^h. â-  Tls i;^':;;.;.,i iu: a colJ. Tbt>y >ay "' T»-i 1 »o- u aear off. ' .\1a5. the st^Tv oM! Tb.e titfctic cLevli. the failing stren^tii. TU« cricf tija: csimoC savv. V:id lite - •â- % 1:. :!-»ii'.e ^^s 0411. a: leugth. ) u a i.-un*aii.i'UVi> > grave. If persons would tise Dr. Fieroe's Golden Medical Discovery, when icriiation cf the lungs is indicated by a cough, it would be an easy matter to avert consumption. Be wise in time. Nuble Father. is: break cS my engagement. A Sitd Case. Artist I to pupil iâ€" "That study is all out of drawing. It defies every law of com position, and has not a color ever seen in natu^. Can't vou see that for your- self ." Pupilâ€"" It looks all right to me." '• Well, I'll have to give you up. You will never bo fit for anything but a member ol a banging committee." three pound blaok bags jumped into his proclamations will go into effect on Jan. lat, boat. 1809. The Last Man Who Uucht to Couiplalu. Hald headed Man. Here, waiter, thia is an infernal outrage. Here is a hair swim- ming around in the soup. Waiter.â€" Wall, don't make such a fuss about a tride. Hair is what you need most, ain't it? â€" . â€" . â€" _ ^ The Smart Small Boy Afaln, Tom, 3 years old, who has a brother of 3 months, gave as a reason for the latter's good conduct: "Baby doesn't cry tears because be doesn't drink any water . he can't cry milk." The Toronto Christian Institute, erected by Mr. Wm. Gooderham at a cost of $'J5,000, was formally opened last night, â€" The Hamilton Powder Company have taken an action for $10,000 against the lluarantee Company of North America for ths policy of insurance upon their cashier, Samuel Johnson, who committ-d suicide. Shortly after Johnson's death, it will be remembered, it transpired that he was a defaulter to the extent of about J5,000. • Gustav Freytag, the Crerman novelist, prefers not to use the title of nobility which has been conferreil upon liim. Wm. Keeler, a member of the Belleville fire brigade, who has repeatedly ill-used his wife, gave her a severe oastigation last week, which resulted in the members of the fire department ostraci/.ing him and striking his name from the roll. Mrs. Keeler returned to her parents in Tyendi- naga, and it ia reported that Keeler is en deavoring to effect a reconciliation. He- Violet. Sbe â€" Why should you do that? Heâ€" Well, yonr father ha* failed; bow can be sappori a son -in law in the style in which I have lived .' She -Why, you goose, be failed oa pur- pose to meet the extra expense. It N nut DUpnt«d That Nerviline, the new pain remedy, is a good article. Some indeed clai-Ji that the old fashioned preparations arej ast asgood, but any su:;erer can satisfy himself b> ex pending ten cents on a sample bottle of Poison's Nerviline, that nothing sold can equal it for internal, local or external pains. Alwavs speedy iu eiTcct, prompt and certain in every cure. U. S. Wefcoer, (.>rangeville, writes: ' My customers speak very highly of Nerviline as a remedy for toothache and uearalgia." All druggists and coantry dealers sell Nerviline. Try it to-day. An Old Time Wedding. " My wife wore a white dress and a pair of white cotton gloves when we were married." said Genersl Alg?r. of Michigan, the other day. "We took our wedding trip in a buggy from Grand Rapids to a little settlement called Grandville, about seven miles distant. I wore not even cotton gloves, and I'll tell you why ; I didn't have money enough to buy 'em." Do Fig ores Lie .' Do figures lie ? Let us see. Two women had 30 chickens each, which they took to market. They agreed to divide equally the proceeds of their sale. One sold herchicitens two for 91. getting; for <0 chickens }1". The others sold hers three for $1, getting for her chickens $10. This made $'i5 realised on the 60 chickens. The merchant ealled to diviie the money said:- - " Vou sold yoar 30 chickens two for 91, and yoa sold yoor 150 chickens three for $1. That makes ''0 chickens at the rate of S*e forJJ. Well. 5 mio 60 gcx's 13 tiawsâ€" twice 12 is H. That makea $34 yo«r chickens brought. " But as shown above the women actually bad iio in their pockets. And yet the merchant's fiitares were right. Do figures iie .' â€" i^-.tenee 1 Paper. Too well known to neevi lengthy ad- vertisements Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. >"ot Particular. Dogveiidor â€" You take this sells him for five dollars, cheap. Ladv customer- Is bre»-d i "Nam he ain't a bit pertikeler. just as leive go with you as me. wud." nimal. I That is dog- he a particular He'd So he Uld Not KITet t Him. " This tbmg makes me tired 1" exclaimed the farmer, when he caught his hired cnan sitting on the shady side of the haystack. Meboe It does, " was the reply, "bat it dont make cie tired. it's the all Srad work that OSes me up." The M. W. I., rand Master of ih? Grand L^nige of Freemasons of Canada. B. T. Wallem. ^. C. ot Kingston, has ordered â- â€¢ a donation from Grand Lodge the sum fit *200 to be forwarded to the Grand Lodge of Florida for tiie Masonic Relit f Futid, gotten up to assist th.ose of the brethren 9u3ering from the v ellcw fever scourge in th^t State. MARVELOUS MEMORY DISCOVERY. Wholly uuLike i&rtitielal systeuis. Cure ut ullud Mrauaertujc. Any t>ook' learned in on*> r«>adlnf . Claasesot 1,087 a: ttaUiuiore 1,00.} at l^etroil l,50Ua: .Vm>adeit>hia, 1,113 at VN'asQiugMa l.itte at Boston, larg** classes o( Co. uinoia Law si'jdeats. &: Vale. Wellvsiey. Obtjriia, I'mveraity ot Peuu., MicbijCaa L'uiversity, OnaaMai|'ja.«(o. etc. EudurseU Dy Kicaaai) i^aovroH. tue ^oieo lis;. Ujiis. vv. vV a^roa, Jcnaii f BiisjA»i<« J jjfie i.iUM0N. Dr. Bho«s. B. H v.'ook. f rm M.T State k'oniial College, etc Taught by cocrae pondence. Vtoepectus post rnxB from I'KOr L-oisil I fn. jj; c ilui Ave.. S.Y. ^.ilue of Ailvertlsomeut*. " Do I believe in advertisements," said a prominent lawyer aday ortwoago. "Well, railier; and in the hidden advertisement more than iu any other. 1 remember, one day. reading a very interesting story, that ended in what 1 took to be a puff for Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets, I threw down the paper iu a rage. Not a week after that 1 needed some medicine of that kind, and went and bought those same lit- tle pills " " Did I find them good â- ?" "Why. yes, the best thing of the kind I ever saw, but that has nothing to do with the first question, and I only mention the joke on myself to show that advertising does pay." AS0 lv.\lJilBS iivs la your locality to pick op Kitual to the Oceaalon. Irate wife â€" This is a nice time of night for you to be getting home '. Aggravating husband â€" Yesh, ver' nice. Beautiful moon ^hic) light : noperamb'lators on street ; everything (hie) nice'n qaiet. Heroic Treatment. Patientâ€" At times when I eat too much I suffer terribly. What would yon reeom- mend, doctor .' L'>octor A stomach pump. Old Ladyâ€" Ah, yon bad vour little brother like that were to kill him I Bad Boy got another indoors ! bovl iraggi -Don't yoa care MERCHANrS,BUTOHKRS- \\ y ha::: 4 .i o.' ii\2* la your loc^ity K CALF SKINS for MA. C&ab Kuruidhod ou aaLis^factory i^uaraato AJdre^s. C. S. I'a^jk. d>de faxK^ Ver'tuout. U, 3 Tbe S'lOr i^ Lcu:-'wr Hfyvrter. N. V. ftud SAo* >t Leather li^-tew, Chic&gu. the le»<liu|i; knuto l-A^'iTsof the L'.S.iu thtf tltae.;u<<, h^xv ^vu\ llMtr rviTVM'UiAtiVtftt lo Luvt<«u^fti« Mr. It'k^v s bun ue»s, auti tdlvt a Uiotou^Ut.>.\:kium&iu>u And cv>ia l^&nsou Ibe K(>i^'rrcr^;vvshimiuiStfudor9«m«Bft •* We iwiWLV ttuit %>i cj.V'i: <-'/ iujht-i£m.iiht rm0 ttu iDod cf aty i>iirtpetUor Aid Oi^it fits ^rtamU Aua tUo lifvtitw savs. " sjtrr u »ui9t t-'*'.'*\)»»j;'» inv4$tigati>.m of M^ Utt<$. 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