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16 economist sunlsuntribune federal politics saturday nov 26 2005 wellearned early retirement for many liberals from page 1 offer i cant refuse and theres harper unwrapping a package of a dead fish mr horowitz said this election is going to make calling somebody an evil reptilian kitteneater from another planet the jawdropping insult hurled at premier dalton mcguinty from the tory camp during the 2003 provin cial election seem like a compli ment at the same time liberals and new democrats are painting mr harper as a right wing zealot out to destroy any socially conscious spe cial interest group the thought of stephen harper as prime minister has put the fear of god into every black oneeyed communist lesbian all eight of them are running for cover mr horowitz said and whats it like to be jack lay- ton who is only invited to play when toppling the government is the political game of the day the ndp is funny they have no purpose but to side with somebody bringing down the government mr horowitz said somebody calls you and says what do you think about bringing down the government thursday and you say great ill be there jack layton sits around all day until somebody calls him you want to give me raptors tickets you want me to bring down the government dont you as witty as mr horowitzs zingers are ottawas hijinks have provided enough comedic fodder for york regions average voter to take some shots as well stouffvilles tom winters has no trouble wading into the political arena if the liberals have actually done as much as they claim they deserve a rest the new democrats might find it difficult to mend fences while sitting on them while the conservatives are a lot like the cat who starved while sitting on a bag of cat food waiting for a bird to fall from the nest he said overall none of the parties seem able to equate politics with morality markham resident randy bar ber is harbouring similar wishes in this holiday season it is bet ter to give than receive he said i plan to give the liberals what they deserve santa is going to bring a wellearned early retirement for many liberals meanwhile other voters are frustrated with all federal leaders for sending canadians to the polls at a time when people want to focus on family friends and impending boxing day sales since this is the holiday season they should put the election on the layaway plan markhams shelly squelch said newmarket resident risa seheult voiced the same sentiment ho ho ho this election has got to go what a disturbance what a nuisance what a rotten time of the year she said and theyre using our money to buy our votes tom winters stouffvillearea resident has something to say about all three major parties m inofptnoent uwtquseoxts mbmqunwd in ontaiio join our board of directors make a difference in your community the mission of independent living residences for the deaf blind in ontario is to support individuals who are deafblind to live within the community through the provision of intervention residential and other specialized services we envision a community where individuals who are deafblind have every opportunity to reach their full potential currently we have nine three person homes in the york region simcbe county and london areas housing 25 adults with congenital deafblindness we plan to open 2 new homes in innisfil in 2006 we are looking for volunteer directors andor board committee members to join our dynamic board who are dedicated to making a difference in the lives of those with deafblindness this rewarding and fulfilling role requires only a few hours each month travel to richmond hill for board meetings is required we are looking for people with backgrounds in one or more of the following fields accountingfinance community development healthsocial services marketingpublic relationsadvertising strategic planning if you would like to contribute your expertise to our cause please forward your resume by email to adminilrdboca or by fax to 9057700598 quoting the board director position look and feel your best this holiday season with beautiful healthy skin laser hair removal photofacial microdermabrasion holiday special book a medical microdermabrasion and receive a complimentary laser hair removal treatment underarm or upper lip medispa clinic on main 6038 main street stouffville 9056400092 f vrtawtifaucuajlkvyp ammsshbksbbbtssb arrive alive please dont drink and drive this message brought to you as a community service of the economist suntribune we have a winner port perry on 9059854888 188829herom wwwgreattiiueheroncasinocom 450 slots f 50 table games fwretes arid store deiails visit the rapid rewards players clab centre must be 19 years of ae or cutt ho purchase rtctiuri- license c0c0013 baagvvating commumityassociatiom the ontario problem gambling helptine 18222303s05 j i