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gjavfigrajec j s8es2srka p2 economist suntribune thursday november 13 1997 news flash extra extra read all about it stouffville chryslers all of york region knows stouffville chrysler has been selling unprecedented numbers of vehicles due to their astounding cash discount policy well the owners blew it what we didnt count on was so many people making us adopt their family car as part of their cash down payment our bank manager was mad anyway because of all the cash going out now hes really upset because we have too much used vehicle inventory you cant win we have to sell the kids russ and i need your help to dispose of 600000 worth of reconditioned used cars quick theyre family but they have to go we dont want to just throw them out of the house so please come and buy a used car or truck this weekend to help them get new homes before the cold gets them we could wholesale them to other dealers but our sales people need to earn a living and we would rather sell them to you at a price close to wholesale just leave us enough to pay the staff i it in m3 i i 1 yi jull 998 we know how hard it is to come up with cash believe us we do we want to help well sell the car truck or van of your choice at the sale prices below and you wont have to pay for any of them for 90 days because we trust you and we only want to see them go to good homes we spoke to our bank manager and grudgingly he agreed to wait for the money as long as we dont print his picture in the paper again as long as you have satisfactory credit history you can have one of our family now and you dont have to pay for him or her until february 1998 what a relief if you have been exceptionally good you dont even have to pay the taxes til then either when was the last time someone trusted you to drive away with one of their kids and pay later every one of our children is reconditioned certified and has at least a six month power train warranty included in the sale price these vehicles are like family to us we babied them cleaned them and fed them and now they have to be weaned they all have their own special names so if you are calling about one of them or coming to see one of them ask for them by name prg a 1996 dodge ram 2500 series slt george is just perfect and eager to work he doesnt drink much and was only married once 26900 takes himhome and you dont have to pay for george for 90 days bostor a 1995 ford 2500 stretch cargo van buster has lived under strict discipline all his life and is therefore a magnificent specimen buster wants to go someplacehe can work his butt off and get gassed once a week 18350 takes buster to work gizzelle very nice lady gizzelle is a dodge caravan with lots of nice ribbons and bows she has soft green skin and even a special place for children to sit child safety seats she hasnt gone far and was only recently divorced gizzelle is available for only 17995 and she finds haggling very stressful hank 1995 jeep cherokee laredo that just cant stay home hank is pure silver and wants a new driver to get some exercise he has all his marbles and very low kms at 26995 hank is a steal iceman this is iceman a 1994 chevy astro cargo van that is equipped as a freezer truck iceman doesnt say much and prefers to operate alone his perfect white outer casing is well preserved and the kms are low for 12500 this is a cool deal iceman is hot in the front and has a cool behind llnoxil spunky little raoul has been a family member too long and has become a spoiled brat to punish him we are sending him away for only 6200 raoul is a 1994 hyundai scoupe who thinks hes a hemi cuda casper this ghostly 91 honda accord exr sedan is pure as the driven snow and has everything your heart can desire casper shifts by himself only recently separated from a lifetime relationship casper is feeling a little left out and is eager to get back in the race take casper home for only 11 500 boo spike spike refuses to leave the corral as a 94 taurus wagon with all his horns and hooves hes full of bull he figures he can stay with his harem forever we want to get rid of spike please come and get spike for under 1 1 000 you can have a great load of bull barbara we call her barbara because she is so refined babs is a great lady in the finest tradition a 1992 new yorker babs is a little stuffy perhaps but then she has been used to the good life babs has kept herself well and has only been in one relationship as far as we know for 9200 babs is a prime investment tv- harry was born in 1992 as a tempo gl sedan and has been a going concern ever since owned by a local family harry has really been attended to with loving care harry used to escape at night however and put a lot of kms on his dash sowing his wild bats now harry is going to be sold cheaply for only 4200 that will teach him olive olive really wanted to be a sports car but ended up as a 1995 grand am she is really frustrated so we promised to sell her to a sports minded family with lots of electric options and aluminum wheels and stuff olive is a thoroughbred in drag please buy olive for 12500 and pay for her next year edgar the only 95 intrepid es named edgar he is proud of his shape and even prouder of his low kmsand handsome wildberry colour edgar is a very eligible bachelor and one of our favourite people he will be a great comfort to an available lady with 14700 to spend you can have him now and pay later ladies sypessftwsiwa we have other children available for adoption but some are shy and some we haven t advertised because well be sad to see them go for such low adoption fees these adopting conditions apply only until november 19 ssts v i n stouffville chrysler ed stouffville 5 stouffville road i3 chrysler oadgp vlymoutfi jeepj eagle stol jffviit e 5758 main st bbhs sf v nnprit ixtcvjlt tc and drive away in a st itm fat nri txs yurr vi llc family member chrysler inc 9q56403200 or 18003220048 run dont walk to stouffviue chrysler and drive away ni a familv member v