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f 18- weekender marcjri9 1994 stux baby boomers are the butt demographics experts could probably confirm the high num ber of people between the ages of 35 and 48 commonly referred to as the baby boomers who have seen fit to abandon the rat race of the big cities taking up residence in outlying centres like stouffville and uxbridge but while the post world war ii types have had it all their own way to this point collec tively redefining each life stage as they came to it they have finally become a target for the new upancucomers you know those kids with the question mark future the ones being labelled generation x7 correction our apologies when we advertised our new presidents choice light cheesecake in the easter mini insiders report published saturday march 19 1994 we expected to supply both original and strawberry swirl flavors unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances only the strawberry swirl will be available we apologize to our cus tomers for any inconvenience this may cause m m 4 the leadership institute 5402 main st stouffville outline of computer training programs spring 94 classes start april 4th beginner courses v introduction to microcomputers v introduction to wordperfect v introduction to windows v introduction lotus 123 intermediate advanced v lotus 123 for windows v wordperfect for windows v accpac bedford accounting v harvard graphics dos windows v coreldrawi v pagemaker v microsoft excel word works for windows daytime and evening classes monday- thursday for information registration call 6422938 if you are unemployed or over 45 you may qualify for government support training provided by learning centre registered with the ministry of colleges universities since 1984 genx joke book from where i live bruce stapley sitting in a local donut shop the other day i was handed a twopage compendium entitled 46 ways to annoy baby boomers being a boomer with a typical sense of pride in the previously untravelled roads my generation has walked almost from day one i must confess i felt a little squeamish not to mention a lot dated upon perusing this impudent attempt at humor ultimately i had to concede that we the vanguard of liberal villeroybock 55a east beaver creek rd richmond hill ontario m i only import discontinued dinnerwore giftwcure crystal collectables hotelware up to 80 off mfg sug retail wed march 23 10 am 4 pm thurs march 24 1 0 am 8 pm fri march 25 10 am 8 pm sat march 26 1 0 am 5 pm sun march 27 12 pm 5 pm new merchandise added further markdowns umj m5p no personal cheques flease 16th ave hwy7 1 1 i x entrance side door only parking available stouffville christian school offering a quality private school education jk grade 10 do you want the best for your child performance discipline values respect come to our open house friday april 8 1994 1 00 pm 300 pm for more information call today 19056403297 mrs margaret l mack principal it believing in the worth ol each child tt enlightenment are now fair game for those who love to poke fun at people who have become stereotyped for surely we boomers had to suspect the day might come when we would have to pay the price for that flower child lifestyle made famous in the 1960s number 17 in the list suggests a surefire way to make the boomers wince ask them if they lived in a commune a few lines down and they stick the needle in further ask them about free love when you arrive to date their daughters but 18 really cuts to the quick ask them all that debauch ery dont you feel cheap onto the boomers present day preferences just when we thought we had perfected the art of family transportation they come up with this little dig wow minivans have the highest recall rate of any pas senger vehicles i wonder whats wrong with them and if thats not enough those young whipper snappers have the nerve to take pot shots at our most sacred cows you were at woodstock so what but thats nothing compared to number 28 tall them you dont care where they were when kennedy was shot the taunting continues as the perpetuators of this baby boomer bad dream make fun of how we choose to humor our children laugh like crazy when they tell you they paid 125 to have someone dress up like barney and entertain their kids for an hour at a birthday party they go on to remind us just who it is who will help decide the fate of the last of the youngest boomers offspring point out that generation xers will be teaching their remaining children the most disturbing tweak to the nose is left for last not only do these irreverent upstarts make fun of the concern for the future some boomers saw fit to parade on the pop music charts back in the 1960s but they invade that area most boomers are only now coming to grips with after two wicked reces sions in a little over a decade the myth of their own invinci bility here goes sing in the year 2525 social security will no longer be alive concludes 46 check mate central united church 131 main st unionville 4740183 services 930 am 1100 am letting go cleaning closets mrdougaste religion markham missionary church major mackenzie half mile east of mccowan winston triurton senior pastor john hamilton associate pastor sunday march 20 930 am family christian education hour 1055 am morning sorvica the pathway to the cross pastor hamilton flaking 830 pm evening service seniors night uoyd wkteman speaking on his trip to brazil wednesday 700 pm awana childrens club youth bible study adult prayer a bible study rovfts always wacoim at markham usskjhaht 2945081 hxmoltmtmivbuimhjmfsdool a bethesda lutheran church oncbc sunday if you are watching the cbc show meeting place at noon on sunday march 20 the setting may seem familiar it should the show was taped at bethesda lutheran church in unionville on sunday march 13 bethesda lutheran is celebrating its 200th anniversary this year dont forget to tune into or tape meeting place to see a part of unionvilles his tory come to life st andrews united church on grace church anglican 19 parkway avenue 2943184 parkway runs east from hwy 48 3 stoplights north of hwy 7 sunday worship 800 am 915 am 1100 am all welcome o getting organized how to manage your time and dejunk your life with harold taylor fellowship baptist church 7478 kennedy rd markham saturday april 30 1994 9 am 12 noon 15 person to register 4164910777 main street in markham has planned two very special services for the easter season on maunday thursday at 730 pm the service will feature a reenactment of the last supper members of the congre gation and church choir will play roles in this presentation designed to illuminate the hours before the cru cifixion another st andrews tradition is the cross walk on good friday morning those interested can meet at the big apple at main street and markham baptist church 110 church st 2945830 opposite markham district high school 045 bible school for alleges 1100 worship celebration a numry toddler can j activttim forage 44 1 a cmt baptist mentoa ouch robinson at 9 am from there the cross will be carried in a procession down main street and into the church sanctuary the senior choir will present its easter program fol lowed by a service of holy commu nion at the cross st andrews welcomes everyone from the community to join in their easter services centennial baptist church will hold ladies night on tuesday march 22 at 730 pm the evening is spon sored by the ladies ministry and will feature refreshments door prizes and a guest speaker please contact the church at 4757695 for information this week the unionville ministeri al associations lenten series of wor ship will be held at st philips-on-thc- hill at 730 pm on sunday all are welcome and refreshments will be served afterward listings for the religion column should be called into vivian walker by tuesday evening at 4794806