c8 tribune april 19 1988 little league theatre slays em with jokes sv by kate gildrdale the little league theatres latest venture the little league cafe provided au diences at parkview village auditorium with some excellent and humorous entertainment the show was written and pro duced entirely by members of the theatre group whose exuberance and enjoyment were infectious the audience sat at round tables to provide the effect of a cafe and refreshments were serv- shape up for spring lose up to 18 lbs by victoria day ed by the cast at intermission hosts jennifer mcgowan and jamie vvagg kept the show roll ing along smoothly except when they were fighting over whose turn it was to announce the next act and the clowns and skits pro vided plenty of entertainment in the fastpaced show four extremely fat ladies ex ecuted an elephantine cancan and one of them announced ive worked my way from a size 44 to a 42 and i still look like a tanker truck thanks to the fat loss clinic executive producer mike peters had everyone cheerfully groaning in the aisles with jokes like i just flew in from atlantic city and boy are my arms tired the rumors about elvis were laid to rest when the king himself alias ian gait wowed scream ing girls with a hipswivelling hound dog laughs were the order of the day in a skit entitled the old and the restful which featured a love triangle at a retirement home when asked to kiss his girlfriend the philandering old man replied i cant my den tures are loose mike and jennifer were the stars of a takeoff of dirty danc ing which ended after many collisions with mike dragging jennifer unceremoniously from the stage following the intermission the audience was treated to a work in progress a play the group is cur rently rehearsing the play was the story of the little league cafe once the haunt of the rich and famous now threatened with closure the cast of characters include samantha the rich lady who is more than a little fond of sherry and lynn white the unscrupulous politician the play was well written and competent ly acted a notable achievement for the young thespians the little league theatre now boasts a membership of 58 and this summer will be offering theatre camps for children bet ween five and 14 years of age dates are july 314 july 1728 july 31aug 11 and aug 1425 for more information calle steve payne at 6420006 now people can see the real me jerry bosworth lost 27v4 pounds and wu inches guaranteed average weight loss 3 pounds per week safe effective and no injections youll learn eating habits to stay slim rules of guarantee ate available at every phyitciara weight loss centres weight loss varies by individual- the weight loss success story for nearly a million people call now for a free consultation open monfri 9 am 730 pm the shops on steeles 404 2900 steeles ave east suite 219 thornhih 8860170 newmarket 8957952 or 7737952 physicians weight loss centres visa with you every day every pound of the way g 1989 copyright fhyskians weight toss centres of canada int golden diamond furs silver fox jackets from mens ladies leather jackets from s975o 528500 mink coats wot mink section coats from mink section coats from fox coats coyote coats muskrat coats rfefo fmm from from from layaway available main st unionville 4709677 1975 1275 s 975 1275 1495 1025 designs by terry quality furs storage cleaning alterations repairs inc affordable fashions in unionville 4771294 20 fred varley drive just off main street unionville sizes 816 dresses and coordinating sportswear i know what its like to need cash in a hurry national trust knows too when a career and kids and a social life dont leave much time for banking count on national trust to make it as fast and easy as possible national a njtiorul trustco company y hfa- t tr wit fiss pfiotbswuts 2450 finch ave w urit 6 fncli s wvan 7475662 scarborough south 1 scarborough north kingston rd comer of kingston 8 manse 2825656 945 middlefeld rd unfi4 3218448 markham 1masseyfieldgaterd i bock nonh of socles orf warden 9401126 concord factory showroom 116 butter m3x ave 7388883 303 dreyer rd w sof40lvumtnereafey 416 4286425 barrie 422dunloprd 705 7211646 london dundasst cerserlown mai 519 6610811 kitchener 100 victoria st n comer of victoria weetx 5195700283 miuionsof momstrust sears for portraits 23piece portrait package 28x105 35x7 15 wallets and 3 portrait charms on traditional backgrounds through saturday only good through april 22 sears photographers put o personal touch into every portrait they have the training experience and patience to capture that special look for portraits youll bo proud to sharel alio availobio instant colour passport photos rnmmnimsftrh rwt ov wh l ltohljv 0jw fow spcl ih rv ow owjptld9 oml p o pfo s7 00 i of pium lira stotot rooua sw mi don 4 in ourm cn m 0vf boulevard ml wwdm awnu auop mow in momnprft in sejrwroujh w gtfnvi u toror sears your rlisi tntfmeni j