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piaweekennerrmabchjlilst weekender if s s economistsun the tribune 2942200 6402100 h last night for fernandos comedy show fernandos tonight is the last evening to enjoy the lighthearted com edy same time next year this longrunning broadway hit is about a love affair that consumates once a year fer nandos dinner theatre is lo cated on main street n mar- kham dinner is from 7 to 9 pm and curtain time is 915 pm the price is 2295 per person for dinner and show for re servations call 2946523 j whats on v jmancij cjioilzin 2gj2200 dirty berts nags head tonight nags head north located on woodbine ave presents an evening of favo rite eagles tunes with hotel california markham theatre tickets are now on sale for come back to the 5 and dime jimmy dean jimmy dean which will run from april 14 performance time is 8 pm tickets are 10 for this show for further ticket information about any performance call the box office at 4790201 the irish rovers will close the markham theatres sub scription season with a single performance on tuesday april 7 at 8 pm admission is 1750 for further information and tickets call the box office at 4790201 tonight cold shot with members from coney hatch rick santers and vocals by lighthouse all top recording artists will take the stage at dirty berts located on main street north markham hobby horse arms patricia mclaughlin will perform tonight at the hobby horse arms main street n uxbridge lindners enjoy your favorite tunes from the 40s through to pre sent day rock n roll with pian istvocalist patricia gontier ms gontier will be playing in whistons upstairs lounge markham village lanes from 8 pm to 1 am tuesday through friday brodies zachary polk will entertain at brodies tonight brodies is located on hwy 7 in unionvil- le there is no cover charge herongate barn the herongate barn dinner theatre is presenting no sex please were british until april 4 the play is about the antics of a young couple avoiding a scandal resulting from the wifes attempt to supplement the family income the show runs thursday through sunday dinner is served at 7 pm followed by the show at 830 pm tickets are 20 per person thurs fri and sun and 22 on satur day which includes a five course homecooked dinner theatre and sales tax for tick ets and further info call dawn or cheryl at 2940426 deer park inn deer parks theatre in the park on hwy 47 in stouffvil- le presents last of the red hot loversby neil simon until mid may performances take place on friday and saturday evenings with dinner being served at 630 pm the show begins at 830 pm the cost is 2495 per person enjoy deer parks wednesday matinee with lunch being served before the show at noon the cost is 1495 for further information and reservations call 6406060 duchess sunday is jam nite at the duchess main st markham featuring david hines all amateurs are welcome sheraton parkway the parkways entertain ment lineup in captain pep- pertrees monday through wednesday features pianist catherine wilson 5 8 pm canadian pianist john arpin takes the stage thursdayand friday from 5 pm until 1 am and on saturday from 9 pm until 1 am the sheraton parkway is at hwy 7 and les lie street cotton club listen to the sounds of cfny every thursday night at the cotton club there is music every night at this mar- kham nightspot monday through saturday from 9 pm with djs meester and poblet- te the cotton club on hwy 48 south of 14th avenue is open for lunch and dinner the cost for dinner and show is 22 per person the show runs every thursday friday and saturday night and dinner begins at 6 pm and will also be performed in the new wednesday luncheon theatre wanted is the new show playing at cullen barns matenee theatre with per formances tuesday thurs day friday and saturday afternoons at 1 or 3 pm this musical comedy is about the true life story of canadian de tective john wilson murray who lived from 1874 until 1906 for reservations and furth er information call 4774475 oldviuage rick washbrook will be fea tured this evening at the old village spaghetti house main st n markham melbas dine to the guitar sounds of paul brooks every thursday through saturday at melbas on washington st markham reservations are recom mended cullen barns 3 the fourposter is on at cul len country barns dinner theater on the corner of steeles ave and kennedy rd south this comedy was writ ten by jan de hartog larry and frankie newly opened this res taurant at hwys 404 and 7 fea tures family meals for break fast lunch and dinner and af ter 9 pm seven days per week features professional djs and dancing theatre in review n 2gq2200 ciz wuatt hokey musical gosh darn fun for our reviewer and dinettes cast performed last week tcatre4the energetic musical ytssmisjmtoffi prop for a series of musical presentations it was all in good fun and hard not to enjoy immu vivirv pump boys and dinettes which ran last week at the markham theatre is the kind of show one is almost embar rassed to admit to loving its a goodnatured unpre tentious even hokey little musical thats just so much gosh darn fun set in some american nev ernever land that could be anywhere from tennessee to texas the show is essentially plotless theres no storyline to speak of and the performers dont so much become their characters as tell us about them i mm stylearnaster- ofceremonies type jollies the audience along with bits of banter addressing it directly in this vein hi im jim i run this here gas station thems my friends and were gonna sing yall some songs which they proceeded to do stringing them together with gossip stories and a running gag about a winnebago just as i was wondering what to call their music a sort of country-and-western-pop- gospelrock jim told me we call it pump pause grin rock which is as good a name as any and typical of the shows cornball brand of humor