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p18 weekender july 26 1988 weekender s page whats missing kateri tekakwitha catholic school wishing well one fine day in the land of large breakfasts little jhonny b good went out to play now jhonny was always play ing by the old well and today he decided to make a new game with the well so first he tried running around the well and then climbing over it but that was no fun at all he tried and tried but could not think of a new game so he decided to play the usual swinging across the well in the bucket on the third swing he lost his penny as soon as he found this out he jumped to the grass as he was trying to think of ways to get it back he said i wish i had my penny back so in half a second he had his penny in his hand you have two more wishes came a myste rious voice from the well boy oh boy oh boy said jhonny a magic wishing well oil well might as well make em useful you have two more wishes the well repeated okay okay already jhonny said an annoyed voice first i wanna wish for 500 more wishes first of all said the well you didnt say the magic word please and second you cant do that do what wish for more wishes may i please have more wishes come on wish for something realistic said the well fine with me i wish for 500 pennies so that would be lets see 1 got it 1500 wishes okay said the well but you have one more wish i wish to be a movie star said jhonny it shall be done jhonny said the well hey how did you know my name well the author dean spence has been repeating it so many times what did you expect now said the well you can drop in your first penny and we can start on your 1500 wishes so jhonny started on his 1500 wishes far far away in the land of large breakfasts by dean spence grade 6 some alligator stew willoughby wallaby woo i had some alligator stew willoughby wallaby wee an alligator sat on me willoughby wallaby wash im feeling kinda squashed willoughby wallaby woo i dont know what to do tamara russel grade 1 return of the three chicks a long time ago there were three chicks they remembered that once two of their parents eggs were stolen by humans and the three chicks were going to do something about it so they left to go to their home town they brought weapons they wouldnt need them but you never know when they got there the chicks thought of an idea lets move the chicken campground to a safe place and saved other chicks from the same thing that happened to their parents eggs mike bevacqua age 9 errr grunt gasp iju5tcant giggle and then do you know what she said have you ever noticed how your muscles work better when girls are around more fries get 30 more fries for the price of a large fries when you order any large sandwich or chicken mcnuggets at a participating mcdonald s offer valid until september 1st 1986 k this page sponsored by markham aa mcoonakts i 1