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v fabthetrxbvnb wednesday august w 13821 ifevs g fcomplamers fmr editor v t s do whattheyre- fbest atjbut show our young citizens that some of us are proud bf their softbaujvic- xtoiry by sounding thesireh iscuissr jwe also f thether complainers whowonyvaboututueilossjofsieept f while wiepf their neighbors is losing their hbrne of suffering a heah attacfcn vi am also awakened jbythe siren but my concern is or the safetybf anyone involved which mcludes the firemen a whose jobvarent without rislcs t stop thinking only of yourselves arids show some compassion for others and perhapsrorice in awhile overlook a few v lost winks for a celebration thank god its nothing worse glennys drewery wanted dear jim the seneca college office will again re quire a young person this fall age 1624 and unemployed we will train the individual as a recep tionist and heshe will learn how to hand- le waiting on the public at the end of the 12 week training course senecavwill provide a jobrefer- ence and whatever assistance possible in finding a job also we provide career and job counselling the position pays 100 per week and is part of the ocap program anyone in terested can call me at 6401350 or write to pic box 1400 stouffville also i would like to express my appre ciation for your coverage of our chil- drens summer program and summer tennis our final sessions have higher registration than the others and i am sure this is due in part to your assistance yoursvery truly gayle atkinson j vr1itwheelrk38a tthetribune 5 i wht ribtitie 1 y v fiamesthomas m l editor lj chief andrew p cook adveftisiogmanage 1 esiablishedibb8 j2utz5 barrvwwaclace f pjubiisner rl ieditoral deptf jim holt jim irving ij i 0isplay advertising oept rod spicer bryan armstrong r classified advertisingcirculation joan marshman i office manager ooreen deacon business office eileenglover x national advertising representative dan poynti 363 105l published every wednesday at 54 main stl stouffville opt tel 6402101 single copies 25 sbuscriptions 1300 per year in canada 3500 elsewhere member of canadian community newspapers association ontario weekl newspapers association ontarfo press council and suburban j newspapers of america second class mail registration number 0896 v a thesoullville tribune is of the meuoand pmtmg publishing ltd group ot suburnan 5l newspapers which includes the acton free preis aia whitby pickenna news advertiser aurora banner newmarket era auora banner newmarket era weekend edition the bolton enterprise brimp ton guardian the 8urtington post the burlinton weekend post the etobicoke advertiser guardian r t georgetown independent markham thornhill economist and sun the milton champion thp missjssauga news the mississauga news weekend edition the north vcrkmirror oakvillebeaer oakville friday beaver oshawa this week oshawa this weekend the richmond hill tnornhill liberal the scarborough mirror the woodbridge 6 vaughan news viewpoint- ftiv 8de ta ai garage isalb nit- i 6402100 by jim irving sometimes we can get just too much of a for days anymore not only that the prices they affix to thestuff they had planned to throw out anyway in many cases are more in tune with those along yorige street await ing those people whose resistance is low from standing in the rain or snow for an hour and a half watching the santa claus parade glotch you r good thing it may be all those red and purple pairs of socks at christmas door crasher specials at honestjeds that contralto soloist at church on sunday you know the one with a tremolo you could sail a ship on the neighborv friendly great dane who pins you against the wall when you come to visit and then proceeds to give you a sloppy ton- gue lashing in welcome or as of late it may be garage sales those innocent little social happenings whereby one could pick up a rag doll and a tricycle for the kids arid a couple of swizzle sticks and an egg beater for the old folks seem to be dwindling fast in their stead are monstrous outpourings of everything from prehistoric cement mix ersfto ancient pictures prime minis ter finge while the latter mayhavedisappeared up out the chimney for good frpmall appearances the garage sales are just beginning everyone with an old garbage pail lid or a cracked 78 of the local comb and tissue- paper band circa 1888 is anxious to put up their wares for public consumption its too bad they seem to be killing a good thing where once it was fun to go and see what the neighbors were letting come out of their closets it no longer has the same attraction one can get just as depressed going over ones own worldly- goods if you go down to the dump today be sure to cover your eyes if yougo down to the dump today youll see something else besides flies for todays the day the glotch comes out spitting stouffville water through his spout and anyone near just might get awfully sickv nic with apologies to that other wellknown song despite the fact the tribune already has a picture of the glotch described by one anony- mous writer as a dump demon it isdifficult to fully believe that hes the real thing that is does he really make the dump his habitat having evolved from the chemical waste there as this writer claims or is he really just some local politician all dressed up in his winter night shirt with his hair combed over his ears trying tostiriip an election issue it would benice if thatarionynrious letter wri- ter signed his name and then we could do some tough watergatestyle investigation into the matterbut for all we know it couldbe the- glotch himself writing those breezy mis- sives c- then again it could be anybody havent we all been down in the dumps at sometime or another v could it be then that the glotch is a man ifestation of what most of us feel about the dump sitting over our water supply shownwa st gersof hisrighthandinsteadof lustone tawttw ittattot through the heavy most of them still retain thepfoper spiritof the wholething and that is its time we got rid of this old punch bowl since uncle gus died andtook his recipe for dandelion wine with him therefs nobody uses it anyway f stillit does seem a shame to just throw it why dont we yes thats it and we could also throw in that old moustache wax- er of your fathers y next of course com es the well known yard sale where the maximum price is about 5 unless someone has unearthed a 200yearold grandfathers clock inmint condition or a 1936 biiick con vertible equally sleek and then one is allowed to add another 10 bucks or so the sales are not meant to retire on so lets nottake all the fun out of them after all charlie brown and the peanuts gang canteven find a vacant lot to play baseball on anymorebecause of organized and these same casual sales seem to go on that prove equally bereft their- first time garage sales be thenext to have theiryards ruled out- of bounds in my opinion parents passions humiliate byjiaaholti when travelling as a spectator through the emotional peaks and valleys of sport it is better get moving mr minister of the en- easy to get carried away the inevitability of vironment a winner and loser except of course in the case of a tie raises passions that are some- times beyond belief as he looked like a prospective case of pneumonia all of a sudden the action broke and a run- what is it with these psychotic spectators are they so starved of selfesteem have they achieved so little that they have to stand in the limelight of a particular player ner was caught between bases the call for teji basking in areflected glory that unsound t in these days when stories of violence in the daily newspapers arc almost as common as those of additional tax hikes its gratifying to see ina story oricrime prevention in york rev gion that crime and vandalism are both down this year from last in the town of whitchurch- summer and winter i quietly watch fas cinated by the antics of my fellow men and women mostly parents convincing me of the truth that the female of the species is far f hie dimmo- a t iijj more deadlier than the malewhen it comes ssssssssr to alout verbal assault usually on the 4 r ears of some poor unsuspecting umpire or it is heartening news the times are cynical referee- and contempt for the rights of others is often y r 5 the students visited stouffville three times out wasundoubtedly fair the kid was two paces off the bag however the dismissed victims supporters adults of course poured a torrent of criticism and verbal abuse on the waterlogged referee who in turn being made of sterner stuff proceeded to shout backmeanwhile the kids looked on in wonderment amazed at the perform ance i slunk away feelingembarrassed and guilty on behalf of adults they have never been able to achieve through their own efforts frankly lam getting a little sick of them every season winter summer or fall these insidious pests these vociferous scabrous blots on our sporting image are becoming worse and worse everyyearthething is what to do with them do we bah all parents from sporting events or shall we just jump stotffville 7inpnhnfprpdwurtimatem m of ygwho attend sporting events feet first oh theoffendersthrowingtherrij fvvvi v iwnd of maniaskows a healthy attitude vthemattercametolightfollowingameeung i i ft i fpmpeofsundaysagohavingspentseverai d tut j r earlier in the month between regional polics xhlrell alwavs tee settv n ilfehnof hours splishsplosriing fromdiamond to d wm and i llwavs refabuse the arena qoors phiof rmro rrawfniyt 9n th lol m lnere p pilienng ol flmftn t withnnt qiivpa tn hnnt a rn i p av chief bruce crawford and the local council 5 oe some peuy pmenns m flmonf without iirpp to shoot a roll payers anu always repeat always contra- course and itsa good idea to keep your doors tsmslssl dict offlcialdecisioi4whatjs it that turns nove the kevs from vour cars mi dau ac ix enaea u people into such monsters why do we toler- ratethem game 1 u i feel the timehas come to shut thern up if p r enough genuinesports fans mostof whom umpire standing x few weeks agoahocai refereeeame- go to enjoy the game rather uian create mer- 1waterpouringclsetobeihgattackedbyarabbleof specu- ryheu bandjogether to stopthjsinsidious soddenheaphe tore at a woodbridge soccer gameaccord- groupifeeisureweshallallenjovpursport6 sportingfatuving tothe vicumhe was lucky to get out spectacles a lot morethan in the past h teeameeoing unscathphvnnhonlv theintarapntinn hv o no violence please just tellthem in a voice to shut up if im around ill if t dftjai tt m